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At 5/11/10 07:19 AM, Yottabyte wrote:

At 5/11/10 06:48 AM, Shauna wrote:

At 5/10/10 08:18 PM, Barrelsfox wrote: It's American you can get away with almost anything.

In America, you can't fucking get away with picking your nose, let alone murder. LAND OF THE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FREE.

Sure you can. Kill them, cut up the body on a tarp, burn the pieces, and dip the bones and ash in highly-corrosive acid. It's that easy.

Also, I would feel no remorse, sir.

All of that leaves evidence dude. You bought tarps, you burned them, they can id burnt material, check where tarps were purchased, and so on. Also for most acids with the power you're looking for you'd need a license, or at least you'd buy a recognizable amount of drain cleaner.

I think you should freeze the body in a deepfreeze for a few days. It'll be easier to cut up once the cells have solidified. You're better off opening a direct line to your own sewer, remove your toilet for instance, and cut the body into frozen slice in your garage, carefull feeding each piece into the sewer. Once the body parts mix with the horrible chemicals people flush down the toilets, it'll be hard to identify who or what the creature even was. You'll probably want to crush the teeth in a vice before sending them along.

Once you're done, clean with bleach, clean your tool, and go on about your buisiness. If you can, slaughter a cow or deer in the same area, that will make any errant blood drops seen by friends or family seem normal.

Just off the top of my head.

I still wouldn't kill anyone. Be it a drug dealer or a child rapist, everyone deserves to live. I'd just have them arrested and have them rot in prison. It's much more punishing than death, and it's lawful.

You just need a good lawyer, like a really good one.

To be honest if I was ever convicted of murder with any proof. Any at all, doesn't matter if it's viable or not, I'd get the best lawyer in town. I'd sell my house if I had to but shit ain't going to prison.

Getting away with murder would be cool, just because you know you pulled off taking another person's life and they didn't find you as the killer. But it'd probably lead to addiction, if I got away with it once, I'd keep doing it.

I would feel no remorse killing a war criminal, or somebody evil, like a rapist.

At 5/10/10 08:18 PM, Barrelsfox wrote: It's American you can get away with almost anything.

Only once...
Only once........

I'm one sadist motherfucker....