Give me one damn reason!

[Slingshot]

Go on tell me! Why shouldn't I kill you? Give me your reason for believing you're special enough to live. Be aware that I don't care about right and wrong and I ain't got not problem with goin back to prison. Tick tock goes the clock.

[Death]

At 5/7/10 11:54 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Go on tell me! Why shouldn't I kill you? Give me your reason for believing you're special enough to live. Be aware that I don't care about right and wrong and I ain't got not problem with goin back to prison. Tick tock goes the clock.

I'm bringing the chocolate chip cookies.

[Jolly]

I'm amazing.

[OwnageGiy223]

I'm an intellect!

uh oh...

[Imaku]

Because there's a bomb strapped under my shirt and I'll blow you to pieces if you make any unexpected moves.

[Slingshot]

At 5/7/10 11:59 PM, Imaku wrote: Because there's a bomb strapped under my shirt and I'll blow you to pieces if you make any unexpected moves.

But I'm expecting to stab you to death. Didn't think about that when you were setting up your bomb did you?

[Imaku]

At 5/8/10 12:00 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 5/7/10 11:59 PM, Imaku wrote: Because there's a bomb strapped under my shirt and I'll blow you to pieces if you make any unexpected moves.

But I'm expecting to stab you to death. Didn't think about that when you were setting up your bomb did you?

I didn't know that, therefore it is unexpected to me, therefore you explode.

[Slingshot]

At 5/8/10 12:01 AM, Imaku wrote:

At 5/8/10 12:00 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

But I'm expecting to stab you to death. Didn't think about that when you were setting up your bomb did you?

I didn't know that, therefore it is unexpected to me, therefore you explode.

What if I tell you I'm going to stab you?

[Imaku]

At 5/8/10 12:06 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 5/8/10 12:01 AM, Imaku wrote:

At 5/8/10 12:00 AM, slingshot14 wrote:

I didn't know that, therefore it is unexpected to me, therefore you explode.

What if I tell you I'm going to stab you?

That would also be unexpected, boom.

[Stereocrisis]

If you just have a knife, you're in no position to be making threats. I'd paint the wall with your brains. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

[Powerage]

At 5/7/10 11:54 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Go on tell me! Why shouldn't I kill you? Give me your reason for believing you're special enough to live. Be aware that I don't care about right and wrong and I ain't got not problem with goin back to prison. Tick tock goes the clock.

because you can't see me over the series of tubes that makes up the internet!

[LocoJoe]

Because I have a bomb on my body that is set to detonate the millisecond I die. I pretty much have martyrdom from MW2, I die you die as well not to mention that I am currently standing next a beloved family member of yours.

[FreshSoap]

At 5/8/10 12:08 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: If you just have a knife, you're in no position to be making threats. I'd paint the wall with your brains. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Does this pertain to anything right now?

[Scarface]

Because I'll have my Desert Eagle up your ass before you can even grab your knife.

[Piggler]

At 5/8/10 12:11 AM, FreshSoap wrote:

At 5/8/10 12:08 AM, Stereocrisis wrote: If you just have a knife, you're in no position to be making threats. I'd paint the wall with your brains. Don't bring a knife to a gunfight.

Does this pertain to anything right now?

Bring a knife-gun to a gun fight? ._.

[Slingshot]

Be aware I do not care about my own life, I'm good as long as I take your life. And I do not fear you no matter if you're packing heat or what. I'ma gut you. I'm a cut you. I'm a fuck yo dead body. And throw you in a ditch to save for thanksgiving.

[FreshSoap]

You are now part of the population of douche-bag bad guys who lick their weapons.

lame

[Death]

At 5/8/10 12:16 AM, slingshot14 wrote: Be aware I do not care about my own life, I'm good as long as I take your life. And I do not fear you no matter if you're packing heat or what. I'ma gut you. I'm a cut you. I'm a fuck yo dead body. And throw you in a ditch to save for thanksgiving.

but you do like chocolate chip cookies right?!

[6r0undZ3r0]

Because I'm just that awesome.

[Psychopathic-Mind]

My body is made of liquid metal. Stabbing me will cause a minor discomfort before I tear out your spine and strangle you with it.

I also have ketchup. Large amounts of ketchup.

[The-Great-One]

If you kill me, who will give you lesbians for your birthday?

[XenonMonkey]

If you come anywhere near me I will cum in your eyes and proceed to rape you.

[The-Psycho-Ragdoller]

At 5/8/10 12:15 AM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote: Because I'll have my Shotgun up your ass before you can even grab your knife.

This exactly

[Slingshot]

I'm going to sleep and I'll kill you when I wake up.

[enzin2345]

At 5/8/10 12:43 AM, slingshot14 wrote: I'm going to sleep and I'll kill you when I wake up.

And if I kill you when you are asleep?

[Stereocrisis]

So here's the situation. You are a kid sitting in your room right now playing with a knife, and a camera, and a computer. From the look of it, you have your own room, and don't foot the bill for it. I'm not seeing a girlfriend anywhere in sight either... So here's the deal, I won't kill YOU because you're already sad and pathetic, and you would be better off dead.

[SouthAsian]

I'll be your friend.

[Purple-Slurpie]

I have a raging hard on. I don't want it to go to waste.

[Platypus]

because im super fast... in my pants

[PuRpLe-KusH]

Because Jesus Loves Us !!!