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Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:00:15 Reply

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,5920 86,00.html

This article seems pointless to me. Why does Fox News think it's important to basically say "Masturbation feels good and you shouldn't feel guilty about it". That's my summary of the article for those of you who don't wanna read the thing.


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:02:58 Reply

If you haven't heard, Fox News has a conservative bias. Conservatives generally disapprove of masturbation.


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:03:55 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:02 PM, thenewbies wrote: If you haven't heard, Fox News has a conservative bias. Conservatives generally disapprove of masturbation.

that's why I think if they allowed it on their website, they must actually believe it.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:04:46 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:03 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote:
At 5/7/10 11:02 PM, thenewbies wrote: If you haven't heard, Fox News has a conservative bias. Conservatives generally disapprove of masturbation.
that's why I think if they allowed it on their website, they must actually believe it.

You know, generally.


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:08:44 Reply

You learn something new everyday.

FAP FAP FAP

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:09:16 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:04 PM, thenewbies wrote: You know, generally.

the majority disapprove in public.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:24:29 Reply

I also just discovered it. It's been an amazing last 2 hours.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:26:27 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:24 PM, Makeshift wrote: I also just discovered it. It's been an amazing last 2 hours.

It must be quite backed up from all these years.


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:28:46 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:26 PM, mrgreg846 wrote: It must be quite backed up from all these years.

I've done it to deviantart images. Does that make me a bad person?


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:28:44 Reply

Guys, there's no instructions, how do I do this said "masturbation"?


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:32:43 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:02 PM, thenewbies wrote: If you haven't heard, Fox News has a conservative bias. Conservatives generally disapprove of masturbation.

I feel sorry for them.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:36:00 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:28 PM, thenewbies wrote:
At 5/7/10 11:26 PM, mrgreg846 wrote: It must be quite backed up from all these years.
I've done it to deviantart images. Does that make me a bad person?

I fail to see the connection this has to my quote. Does that make me a bad observant?


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:40:36 Reply

At 5/7/10 11:36 PM, mrgreg846 wrote:
At 5/7/10 11:28 PM, thenewbies wrote:
At 5/7/10 11:26 PM, mrgreg846 wrote: It must be quite backed up from all these years.
I've done it to deviantart images. Does that make me a bad person?
I fail to see the connection this has to my quote. Does that make me a bad observant?

Heh, whoops. Wrong quote, it looks.


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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-07 23:56:40 Reply

I remember when I was twelve too...


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-08 00:20:19 Reply

At 5/8/10 12:16 AM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: All Fox News is saying is that they are telling you to go fuck yourself.

ironically, he is technically correct. I never thought of it like that.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-08 00:42:57 Reply

Cant they report on more important things.I could go to countless sex sites that tell me the same thing.

Mainstream news is so fucking stupid.

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Response to Fox News Just Discovered Jerkin Off 2010-05-08 04:51:48 Reply

When you guys first masturbated did it come naturally to you, and were you circumcised or uncircumcised, and what age was it at?

Would be cool if this could be answered.


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