The Cyborg Ninja Dilemma

[REDSPADES]

So you're on your deathbed, you're still young and developing in height and mass etc. You're approached by these military scientists in black suits with strange, almost alien looking ranks and insignias.

They are here for you, they explain that if you so wish, you may undergo their cybernetic and advanced exoskeleton program, and be saved from death. But there is a sacrifice that must be made. Firstly, you ask what they will do to you in this program, and they tell you you'll be made into a fighting machine.

Sort of like Jack in Metal Gear Solid 4. For those of you who don't know what Jack is, he's a cyborg ninja. Here's a rundown on the theory of it.

-You'll have extensive surgery to replace all of your bone structures excluding the skull which is vital to protecting the brain, but it will be reinforced with a superior metal alloy.

-Your existing organs will be transplanted with new, genetically engineered organs to enhance your physical health and function as the organs are already at peak fitness themselves.

-Your existing blood will be replaced with synthetic white blood, which has a higher oxygen loading capacity, ensuring you do not fatigue as quickly as a normal person under heavy exercise, you will also be immune to any diseases or infections.

-Since your bones have been removed, you will be fitted with an adaptable nano-sheathed alloy structure on the outside of your body, allowing more room for muscle development and greater strength as well as the structural integrity of a battle tank with the ability to shape your muscles without skeletal opposition, not to mention a redundant nervous system reducing pain felt by enemy weapons to almost nothing. Your body's form is only restricted by the shape of the nano-suit exoskeleton, and it's form can be changed to suit your needs.

-Your brain will be implanted with neural interfaces so you can be in perfect sync with your body knowing where the enemy is firing from, if you've been hit, where your guns and weapons are in relation to the enemy, not to mention enhanced audio capabilities (Built in directional microphones and heartbeat sensors)

-You will be as precise, as calculated and as much a killing 'machine' without losing your humanity.

-You will be the Crowning achievement of military science and you'll spend your days killing in the name of good.

Here's the sacrifice part

If you do wish to go through with this, they will remove all 'unnecessary' appendages.
Therefore, if you wish to be apart of the project, and become the ultimate weapon of stealth and destruction, you have to forfeit your balls and penis and sex drive. Or boobs and Vagina if the case may be.

So what do you choose?

[DM692]

Do I have to shave my head?

[Arctic-Zone]

Fuck that. I'd rather have my mind downloaded into a robot pirate.

[Valjylmyr]

The Cyborg Ninja program is designed for people whose bodies were completely ravaged beyond any state of repair whatsoever. Having no human body, your genitals are already missing, and being dead, you won't have much of a sex drive. The 'sacrifice' of a Cyborg Ninja is your humanity.

[DrClay]

Can't my penis be part of the project for me to get rid of waste?
Or upgrade it?

[FreshSoap]

Sex drive missing in cyborg.

ha ha nerd joke!

[Platypus]

At 5/7/10 10:42 PM, FreshSoap wrote: Sex drive missing in cyborg.

ha ha nerd joke!

a hee heee a hoho

[SteveGuzzi]

At 5/7/10 10:26 PM, REDSPADES wrote: ultimate weapon of stealth and destruction, you have to forfeit your balls

all that useless sci-fi explanation for this? lol

[Sawdust]

Why the fuck did you mention that faggot Raiden instead of Gray fucking Fox?

[RaptorJesus]

OK OP... You're telling me these scientists have all this ability and nanotechnology... but not the bio-engineering skill to include a penis or a vagina and preserve sex drive? IDK, these 'scientists' sound a bit fishy now. I'd have to consider it a while.

[SouthAsian]

At 5/7/10 10:51 PM, Sawdust wrote: Why the fuck did you mention that faggot Raiden instead of Gray fucking Fox?

Yeah Raiden isnt all that bad,although I respected him more when he was normal.him turning into a Cyborg was such a cop out.But Gray Fox is fucking win.

Anyways back to topic,no I'd rather keep my ability to have sex and enjoy it.

[Lintire]

Fuck humanity, I'm a fucking Ninja!

burn them all to fuck anyway.

[REDSPADES]

At 5/8/10 01:16 AM, SouthAsian wrote:

At 5/7/10 10:51 PM, Sawdust wrote: Why the fuck did you mention that faggot Raiden instead of Gray fucking Fox?

Gray Fox is imperfect. Jack is the latest prototype, without the psychotic episodes and need for sedatives.
Purely as a scientific model, because if it were a vote of awesomeness of course Gray Fox would win.

[Ericho]

I probably would in fact do that seeing as how I was going to die anyway. I mean, I love sex drive and think it is one of the best things about life, but seeing as how I would have no life if I did not do it, I would let it happen. Besides, can you imagine how awesome it would be if somebody actually did this to you?

[Can-head]

Fuck your cyborg, I want to be the...

The six million peso man!

[MasterOfAssassins]

been there done that for realz. sigh, being a female sniper sucks, and you aren't allowed to move, so you shit yourself while on a mission.

[Gein]

I'd do it cause you're gonna lose it either way. You're either gonna live and die with a penis for a short time or be an awesome cyborg ninja with no penis. Or if they like saved the penis cutting for last and you already had the good stuff just go berserk and become a mercenary or some shit.

[physicsman09]

I would do that in a second.

[Lemonardo]

Do you really have to have your dick chopped off? Is that really necessary? I would think, being a cyborg, you'd get a metal cyborg dick or something. After all, you might need it...

...if you knowhaddamean?

[Tott]

If I'm the ultimate fighting machine, does that mean I have no cock and balls to avoid them being kicked?

[Tott]

At 5/8/10 01:08 PM, chainsawmurderer53 wrote: If I'm the ultimate fighting machine, does that mean I have no cock and balls to avoid them being kicked?

Oops, just realized this was in OP.