Some dude helped me with my bags

[Idiot-Finder]

I was leaving the airport struggling to carry my bags and luggage when someone came up and said "Dude need help?"

I looked up and it was Josh Beckett!

"Sure, thanks!" I said

Although I hate the Red Sox but it's great to meet an overpaid celebrity sports star and no I'm not being sarcastic. When he picks up one of the bags...

"What the...what do you have in there?" he said

"Couple of anvils,"

"WHAT?"

After finishing carrying the bags and luggage into the trunk of a cab, Beckett was complaining about his pitching arm being numb. Anyway we left in good terms, I think...

Too bad he's pitching tonight, I hope Cano will be okay after what happened that inning.

[AllMightyBruce]

I'm sure they won't notice a difference.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/7/10 10:02 PM, AllMightyBruce wrote: I'm sure they won't notice a difference.

Yeah, it's not like he's going to tell anyone about it.

[RaptorJesus]

At 5/7/10 10:01 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I was leaving the airport struggling to carry my bags and luggage when someone came up and said "Dude need help?"

I looked up and it was Josh Beckett!

"Sure, thanks!" I said

Although I hate the Red Sox but it's great to meet an overpaid celebrity sports star and no I'm not being sarcastic. When he picks up one of the bags...

"What the...what do you have in there?" he said

"Couple of anvils,"

"WHAT?"

After finishing carrying the bags and luggage into the trunk of a cab, Beckett was complaining about his pitching arm being numb. Anyway we left in good terms, I think...

Too bad he's pitching tonight, I hope Cano will be okay after what happened that inning.

15 minutes later the OP probably realized it was only a homeless man who thinks he's Josh Beckett when he noticed all his underwear was missing from his bags after getting to the hotel.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/7/10 10:50 PM, mrgreg846 wrote:

15 minutes later the OP probably realized it was only a homeless man who thinks he's Josh Beckett when he noticed all his underwear was missing from his bags after getting to the hotel.

Nah, it's him although I did met a homeless who thinks he's Joe Torre.

[Grimfenix]

At 5/7/10 10:54 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:

Nah, it's him although I did met a homeless who thinks he's Joe Torre.

Yeah

"A-Rod is pretty special."

[NeverHundred]

I think I heard a part of this game on the radio, where the pitcher hit like two guys when he was pithing... one in the knee and the other in the arm, or something.

[SouthAsian]

lol baseball players are like crazy.

[Mans0n]

He's going to use you like a scapegoat.

[enzin2345]

Damn, can you please stop making threads of your (fake) stories? It gets really annoying.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/8/10 01:58 AM, Mans0n wrote: He's going to use you like a scapegoat.

I think he did, I received several death threats from Red Sox fans...one from Evark.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/8/10 01:19 AM, SouthAsian wrote: lol baseball players are like crazy.

I know, it's insane.

[Me-Patch]

Thats crazy, coincidentaly I hooked Jamie Moyer up with some killer roids yesterday.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/8/10 12:50 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Thats crazy, coincidentaly I hooked Jamie Moyer up with some killer roids yesterday.

That explains a whole lot, I mean how is it possible for a 47 year old man to throw a complete game shutout?

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/7/10 11:54 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I think I heard a part of this game on the radio, where the pitcher hit like two guys when he was pithing... one in the knee and the other in the arm, or something.

Yeah that's the game I was referring to.