Game popped in, and I'll be live blogging my way to 1000/1000 for this game.
Oh you hunk of fuck, I have to play the tutorial before I can just play the game?
How hard is this shit supposed to be?
And seriously, I can't select the Quick play option ? I have to play the Tutorial before I can do that?
Fucking missing the point of this.
Miley Cyrus is dressed like a tarted sequined mermaid.
Everything looks like fucking Austin Powers.
GOD CHRIST FUCKING HELL SHE MOVES LIKE A BANSHEE
Now I can fist pump, high five, clap, and drum left and right. OH WOW I CAN LASSO AS WELL.
This is like a strange version of Army of Two.
ITT: Jonas talks to himself like a madman.
Fantastic. There is no hard mode, the only difficulty I have is not snapping this game in half and weeping tears of blood.
At 5/7/10 05:35 PM, SomaGuye wrote: ITT: Jonas talks to himself like a madman.
I'm talking to the internet damn it. FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED AGAINST HANNAH MONTANA.
I Play Hannah Montana The Movie
Play The Movie
Play Movie
/mind
Oh boy 100G MY 5 STAR PERFORMANCE WAS NOT UNNOTICED.
At 5/7/10 05:55 PM, Jonas wrote: What the hell is a Z-Phone?
Zune Phone!!!1
FINALLY
Zune Social ID : Daboyzofwexford/ AVA ID : Tehcamper
I am enjoying the fact that somehow the model for Miley Cyrus has such expressive yet dead eyes. I'm staring deep into the abyss.
Keep it to your blog, or better yet, yourself, chief.
Fuck yes I am riding horses and shit and pimping out more tour bus.
help
This is fucking ridiculous, she keeps walking slow and shit, there is no run button.
I guess the closest thing to running is quitting this game and never coming back.
I am holding a crate full of water melons and there are no black people in this market to give it to. Typical bullshit fetch quest.
There are no less than four booths in this market that sell nothing but watermelons. Excellent job design team.
Shit the fat lady I gave the water melons to is getting in a fight with the old man from UP.
You know your county fair sucks when only two people are walking around it.
You sexy stud, you are the pinnacle of cool.
50G because I am adept at launching Frogs. Which has nearly the same mechanics as the other fair game. LAME.
I lost after the watermelons! Damn that game was so hard!
You weren't lying, you are blogging this haha.
I heard it is a contestant for GOTY.
I am working at herding animals in a petting zoo, realizing I can't complain since I've done running around in circles for hours in RPGs all the time.
Holy shit, this entire game is just a shallow RPG without levels.
Dude, don't do this to yourself! You love yourself too much to subject yourself to this torture!
When all else fails, blame the casuals!
At 5/7/10 07:31 PM, Jonas wrote: Holy shit, this entire game is just a shallow RPG without levels.
Christianity level up! You have now unlocked special item "Abstinence Ring"!
