Need to go down in a blaze of glory

[Jigganis]

I need some way to "go down in a blaze of glory" near the end of this school year. Something shocking or fantastic, some senior prank deal or something else. I don't really care about the consequences, as long as I don't go to jail nor do I get excluded from going to the college I want to go to.

Any suggestions on a good idea for this Senior Prank-type deal?

[Piggler]

Take a dumpon your teacher's des kin the middle of class. It's for the hardcore only.

[BrainlessDan]

Go streaking through the hallways.

[Strength]

Alright so here's what you do;

Drive downtown and pick up some mexicans, tell them you need to "fix a fence." Brutally murder them, carve your name into their stomachs, and hang them from your school cafeteria. You'll be famous.

[Kev-o]

Take a dump in a water fountain.

[AlbinoJim]

You're going to impale yourself with your own head.

Hurr hurr.

[saqwert]

Drown a bag of kittens

[Timi]

I would say something that involves fire, cause you want blazes. Set your school's water fountain on fire or something. That would piss the school and the laws of nature off.

[HotHoboSex]

At 5/6/10 08:08 PM, saqwert wrote: Drown a bag of kittens

As soon as I scrolled down and read this my cat meowed lol. Any who as for a senior prank goes. Uh clog all the toilets? Yeah I'm not much of a prankster as you can tell.

Well just trying to help!

[igott]

Get two pigs, fill them with lax and then release them in the school... OVER THE WEEKEND.

And leave lots of lax-filled food.

[Kanon]

At 5/6/10 08:16 PM, igott wrote: Get two pigs, fill them with lax and then release them in the school... OVER THE WEEKEND.

And leave lots of lax-filled food.

Add onto it and make it funnier, paint 2 numbers on them, 1 and 3. That way when they find number 1 or 3 running around shitting on everything, they will try as hard as hell to find number 2.

[JKMonkey]

go to school at 2 am and build a concrete wall infront of the school doors

[peanutfoot932]

For reference, see the best member of the graduating class.

[Ass-Crumb]

If you have to wear one of those graduation gown deals, just wear nothing under it; after they hand you your diploma and all that shit take it off and show them your HARDCORE PENIS.

[Jigganis]

All good ideas! Especially the one involving the brutal murder of innocents! One thing I forgot to mention, though; I don't really want to go to jail.

Besides that, this thing needs to be before graduation. I need to get kicked out of graduation ahead of time, via some Senior Prank/Epic Deed-type deal.

[Kanon]

At 5/6/10 10:08 PM, Jigganis wrote: All good ideas! Especially the one involving the brutal murder of innocents! One thing I forgot to mention, though; I don't really want to go to jail.

Besides that, this thing needs to be before graduation. I need to get kicked out of graduation ahead of time, via some Senior Prank/Epic Deed-type deal.

Well the pig idea won't get you jail time but probably some community service at most. On the other hand everyone else would worship you as a god.

[NeverHundred]

Get all top marks in all your classes. Ace all your tests and graduate with high honors.

[tyler5]

Something that greatly inconveniences the school but isn't persay illegal is often best. I.E: Something that's removable without harming the building.

Taking apart a car and putting it together inside the school is always great. Confusion will ensue.

[Stereocrisis]

During class, ask to use the bathroom.

While you are out of the room, this will give you time to prepare.

Use a firecracker or cherry bomb or something loud like that to sound like gunfire.

Rush back into the room and declare that the school loner has a gun, and just took a shot at you. Use fake blood and all your powers of convincing acting to show them he caught you in the leg.

There will be a panic, tell them all to run for their lives!

This will work absolutely so much better if you pull a fire alarm before you make the gunshot noises.

Now here's the punchline, as soon as everyone freaks out and runs for the door, you will have poured two huge bottles of olive oil all over the floor before entering the classroom.

So, you ask to be excused to the bathroom. You pour the oil on the floor next to the door. You pull the fire alarm. Already people are getting out of their seats to leave the building. Light the firecrackers. Apply the fake blood to your knee. Wait for the boom of the "gunshots" and burst into the classroom CONVINCINGLY enough to make everyone run for it! Tell them to GET OUT NOW!!!!

AHAHAHAHAA!!! Slip, fall, CRUNCH, NOOO!!!!

Or, here's another one. Pay the hottest babe in school to go along with a prank of yours.

Tell her that you'll pay her X ammount of dollars to do something really stupid. Come up with that part yourself.

The punchline is that on the day she comes in and is supposed to pull the prank with you, just start a school shooting. Just start blowing people away. Trust me, she'll be confused for life. haha

[SouthAsian]

At 5/6/10 08:22 PM, peanutfoot932 wrote: For reference, see the best member of the graduating class.

lmao I fucking loled.

[Platypus]

if your school has stairs,,, put a cow at the top story,,, cows cant walk down stairs

[Stereocrisis]

At 5/8/10 01:09 AM, mdf99 wrote: if your school has stairs,,, put a cow at the top story,,, cows cant walk down stairs

how the fuck would that work exactly?

what he should do is hide in the school overnight until everyone is gone and then paint the chalkboards hot pink.

[LordZeebmork]

A few years ago, at my old high school, some guys got a bunch of people together and got them to go to almost every toilet in the building (and there were a lot of toilets) and flush when the last bell of the day rang. The effects on the school's plumbing system should be obvious.

[Mans0n]

buy a shit load of condoms, and fill them with a little mayo and water, then place over all the doorknobs early in the morning before school.

it will be funny as hell.

[Sanch]

come out of the closet

[Mans0n]

At 5/8/10 02:03 AM, Sanch wrote: come out of the closet

Sure this would shock everyone.

amirite?

[Stereocrisis]

At 5/8/10 02:05 AM, Mans0n wrote:

At 5/8/10 02:03 AM, Sanch wrote: come out of the closet

Sure this would shock everyone.

amirite?

yea! totally jump out and yell BOO!!!

I'm unaware of the expression...

[Lintire]

Organize some elaborate Scooby-Doo-esque plan to capture somebody, while the room next door is playing the exact same film clip with your inspirational trap on it.
The other possibility involves Saw, but that usually involves jail. Or death, if you're particularly unlucky.

[Minty-Hippo]

Last semester of college, my friend went up to this guy he hates, that alwaysthought they were cool (I.E. the other guy thought they were bro's) and pretty much ripped him a new one, yelling at him, telling him what a fucking weirdo/retard he is. Pretty much destroying any chance of ever having to talk to him again.

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