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I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:02:13 Reply

and I like smoking crystal meth,
but darling I love you.

And I like laughing at retards,
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,
but darling I love you.

I love you like the moon and stars,
when little kids get hit by cars,
girl you know its true. Darling, I love you.
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left,
since you've been gone, but its so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd,
bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone.
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun.
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too.
But darling, I love you.
Darling I lo-ove you.
DARLING I LOVE YOU.


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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:04:10 Reply

D'awwwwww how sweet.


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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:04:43 Reply

You didn't write that did ya?


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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:05:55 Reply

At 5/6/10 07:04 PM, hitman1993 wrote: You didn't write that did ya?

No, he didn't.

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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:06:05 Reply

Oh stop, I'm blushing!

Nice poem if you wrote it.

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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:08:17 Reply

nice copy pasta bro.

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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:10:27 Reply

AJJ <3


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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:13:05 Reply

At 5/6/10 07:10 PM, Zack wrote: AJJ <3

This motherfucker knows what's up.


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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 19:53:07 Reply

Oh darlin', darlin' stand, by me. Oohh Stand, by me. Won't you stand, wn't you stand, stand by me...

So on and so forth.

The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.

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Response to I like telling dirty jokes 2010-05-06 20:39:33 Reply

Well when I was a little boy,
I fed my mother a bottle of whiskey
While she was pregnant,
Unbeknownst to me.

I felt bad to say the least.

And when my little brother was born
He had
What they call
"Fetal alcohol syndrome"
The kids used to laugh and taunt him
as we'd walk to school.

It was then that I discovered a drug
Called crack-cocaine
And by the second grade, I had my classmates hooked.
And in the fourth grade I threw a big crack party
everyone was invited

And I got a girl named cynthia
to blow my little brother for a fix.

And no one would fuck with us,
no one would fuck with us,
after that.

Oh no one would fuck with us,
no one would fuck with us,
after that.

Oh no one would fuck with us,
how could they fuck with us,
after that?


"We anarchists do not want to emancipate the people; we want the people to emancipate themselves."-Errico Malatesta

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