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WeHaveFreshCookies

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Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:02:46 Reply

I recently took my incredibly obese pussy to the vet. (13 year olds can scoff now) And she came out to a whopping 13.5 LBS

I was wondering if any of you have a massive tabby as well. And if you do, how much does it weigh? Pictures are welcome. Let us laugh at our lovable lard balls.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:05:31 Reply

I used to have an extremely fat called called "Fuzzy Nuts", it was an ironic name considering he was neutered.

My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:07:39 Reply

I don't have a fat cat.
I DO have a homosexual dog though.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:11:45 Reply

FAT KITTAY!!!

My cat was a fat fuck. I dunno how much he weighed though.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:13:14 Reply

Most obese cats aren't fat, most obese cats are lazy, indoor cats.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:19:54 Reply

At 5/4/10 07:13 PM, Alaska wrote:
At 5/4/10 07:11 PM, chiefindomer wrote:

Weigh yourself holding the cat, and then weigh yourself without the cat.

Minus the 1st result from the 2nd result and you'll get your cat's weight.

I know but that would be impossible because he died like almost a year ago.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:20:33 Reply

At 5/4/10 07:19 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 5/4/10 07:13 PM, Alaska wrote:
At 5/4/10 07:11 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
Weigh yourself holding the cat, and then weigh yourself without the cat.

Minus the 1st result from the 2nd result and you'll get your cat's weight.
I know but that would be impossible because he died like almost a year ago.

Dig him up and do it. Then add about 5 LBS to compensate for decomposition.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:21:40 Reply

My cat was only like 5-10 pounds. Though she recently got hit by a car.

And it was her last life.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:21:53 Reply

At 5/4/10 07:20 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
Dig him up and do it. Then add about 5 LBS to compensate for decomposition.

He probably lost a lot more than 5 lbs after decomposing.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:23:11 Reply

It's not surprising that our cats our fat, most of us in America are too.

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Response to Fat Cats 2010-05-04 19:23:25 Reply

At 5/4/10 07:21 PM, chiefindomer wrote:
At 5/4/10 07:20 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
Dig him up and do it. Then add about 5 LBS to compensate for decomposition.
He probably lost a lot more than 5 lbs after decomposing.

Well add 10 LBS then. I don't know. If you buried him in the right conditions, he wouldn't have decomposed TOO much...

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