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Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:20 PM Reply

It's like doing it with a hand, but instead of a hand, you use hair.

What do you think about it?

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:21 PM Reply

I never heard of it?


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:21 PM Reply

mmmm I love fucking pony tails mmm mmm. I mean that just sounds weird. You are weird, go away >.>


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:24 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?

Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.
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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:26 PM Reply

I has questions...
A) Would the hair be tied around the penis and then the woman, or man depending on your tastes, moves up and down
or B) The hair is kind of meshed between and around the other person hand so as to configure a hair glove in which to masturbate the male.
Or C) Other please insert here: ________________________________________
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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:31 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:24 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?
Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.

Lol that's what I did after I replied. Well quiet an interesting thing you invented.... Tell me how that feels.


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:34 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:31 PM, HotHoboSex wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:24 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?
Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.
Lol that's what I did after I replied. Well quiet an interesting thing you invented.... Tell me how that feels.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:35 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:31 PM, HotHoboSex wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:24 PM, Makakaov wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, HotHoboSex wrote: I never heard of it?
Because i invented it just now.

You can stop searching the webs for it.
Lol that's what I did after I replied. Well quiet an interesting thing you invented.... Tell me how that feels.

Lol, i never tried it. Where would i get that hair?

Also if you said that you have never heard about it, it showed that you got interested, and most predictable thing you would do after hearing of it, wil be search on it on interwebz.

I has questions...

A) Would the hair be tied around the penis and then the woman, or man depending on your tastes, moves up and down
or B) The hair is kind of meshed between and around the other person hand so as to configure a hair glove in which to masturbate the male.
Or C) Other please insert here: ________________________________________
________________________________________
______________.

I dunno. All i mind up so far, was what i wrote in the first post.

But i guess you invented the rest of it.

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:36 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:34 PM, Valjylmyr wrote:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job

Well thanks :c


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:36 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:34 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job

OP is invention thief!
To the Batmobile!


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:36 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:34 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph p?term=hair%20job

Never heard of that, lol.

It's just urban slang, and i invented the direct name for it.
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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:36 PM Reply

It sounds like you've been watching to much Avatar, and their hair fetishes.

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:38 PM Reply

Hair does feel really good actually, though it's always pretty soft. But even then it mostly just gently fell and slide around a little. Rude Awakening's ideas scare me.

But anyway, if you have a girlfriend who has nice hair, I highly recommend letting it... "waft" over your junk.


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:49 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:36 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: OP is invention thief!
To the Batmobile!

Hey now. Is he a theif, or are we just that stupid?

Think about it.

Forget

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 02:53 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:38 PM, Bacchanalian wrote: Rude Awakening's ideas scare me.

Do they really scare you... or just excite you?


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 03:38 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:49 PM, FeedingAdiction wrote:
At 5/4/10 02:36 PM, Rude-Awakening wrote: OP is invention thief!
To the Batmobile!
Hey now. Is he a theif, or are we just that stupid?
Think about it.

Actually you guys re stupid, and i got the idea from here, exacly from (haircut/job) part:

Also to those who took it serious: You guys fucking disguist me.

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 03:44 PM Reply

Use axe hair gel and get some hair action
All of the hold with none of the hard

sounds gross.
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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 03:46 PM Reply

Hair!? It might work, but it'll take a while before any results start to show.


The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 03:47 PM Reply

I'm sure some weirdo with a hair fetish has already attempted this.


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 04:02 PM Reply

what about a potato job?


Don't be STOOPID!

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 04:04 PM Reply

*coughs* avatar *coughs*


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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 04:48 PM Reply

At 5/4/10 02:21 PM, 111122223188 wrote: Hair is too abrasive, you could also get your dick tied in the hair.

I beleive in a thing called lube, right from the bottom of my heart, a thing called lube, a thing called lube.

But yeah OP, I think this idea is absolutely fantastic and genius and would be really upset if I found out this was meant to be some kind of joke because I just want there to be more people like me and you who like hairjobs who's with me.

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Response to Hairjob May. 4th, 2010 @ 04:54 PM Reply

It's more painful than a footjob. I mean she could sever a vein in your dick with her hair if it's too tight.


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