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At 5/2/10 01:50 PM, Ashman wrote: asdf

my lock... my precious lock... you tortilla eating bastard, how could you :'(

At 5/2/10 01:41 PM, Ashman wrote: your hat is not sleuthish, you find a marker and draw on a moustache, you feel empowered, what do you do now

Now You Feel Like a Desperado... You feel very empowered by your stunning appearance.... You feel like shooting something. Your sombrero now hides your eyes and your face looks much more menacing than before....

Yeah.... Now What?

my pics are better

you decide to leave the crimescene, redraw your moustache and stop shooting up your house, where should you go

At 5/2/10 01:56 PM, daxdi-101 wrote: Yeah.... Now What?

remember... Mexican village.... raid.... get gunned down..... reincarnate, and repeat....

At 5/2/10 01:58 PM, Ashman wrote: my pics are better

you decide to leave the crimescene, redraw your moustache and stop shooting up your house, where should you go

You Realize the only place outside that door is a hall...
You then remember you were just playing Desperado... You Decide to keep the costume anyway.
you drop the gun at your realization
you sense a prescense coming down the other hall.
WHAT DO YOU DO???

At 5/2/10 02:14 PM, daxdi-101 wrote: WHAT DO YOU DO???

Pick up the densest heaviest object you can find, probably a mac computer, and bash the ominous figures head in

At 5/2/10 02:20 PM, Kinsei01 wrote:

At 5/2/10 02:14 PM, daxdi-101 wrote:

Pick up the densest heaviest object you can find, probably a mac computer, and bash the ominous figures head in

If It's Your Boss You Better Be Ready...
You pick up MAC KEYBOARD Beside you and be ready for the best......

1/2

theyre heavy right?

BAM!

you decide to throw the mouse too since it has no right click and is useless to you,

all 3 hit dead on, hence above picture

At 5/2/10 02:31 PM, daxdi-101 wrote: BAM!

you round the corner to find your poor mother bloodied and Dieing.
You fall to your knees crying as you watch the light escape from her eyes. Thinking to yourself you know that you have made a grave error. Your mind races for solutions to this dreadful situation, but only come to one conclusion, death.
Grabbing the keyboard you take one mighty swing and embed the plastic 6 inches in to your skull, causing pain, bleeding and a slow demise.

and scene!

It WAS your boss....

HAPPIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.
You're now an Official Desperado for having your first HUMAN victim!
SO FLIPPIN' HAPPY!

At 5/2/10 02:50 PM, daxdi-101 wrote: You're now an Official Desperado for having your first HUMAN victim!

yeah I'll agree, I feel my life slipping away just after this one thread...

pull trigger

never point guns toward you, your stupidity caused this, but look at the bright side, you won a darwin award

Like this Ashy?

christ this thread is horrible