I went on a protest

[Idiot-Finder]

I went to join the protest one day to you know, the usual with pickets and stuff. The next day after finishing making several Tibetan style items, I put them in a bag and brought them to the protest about "Free Tibet".

"Okay I'm back, Free Tibet!" I said

Then one of the protesters said "What took you so long and another thing, why do you care? You're Han, not Tibetan!"

"Yeah but that doesn't me I don't care, after all we all want to restore the tradition of this proud country!"

"I guess you're right, my bad!"

Then another protester said "What's in the bag anyway?"

"The proud tradition of Tibet!" I said

I took out a mini-drum made with human skin, finger bone necklace, puppets and dolls made with skins...

"Wow you're amazing, where do you get those?"

"Easy, I killed couple of people and skin the heck out of them..."

"You're joking right?"

"No," I said as I took out a flute made from a leg bone

Soon the protesters face's starts to turn white

"Oh my..." then he starts puking

"Oh come on, it wasn't that bad although my hands smells for few days..."

Then I took out a decorated skull, I think I did a good job making it look like the authentic ones. Soon they start backing away from me saying "You're a monster!"

"What are you talking about, that's what they used to do until 1951 you know!"

"That's bull! It's a propaganda by the chinese!"

"How do you know?"

"We just know okay?"

"Sure...anyway here's that trumpet made from leg bone"

I start blowing it and made a elegant sound.

"How is it?" I said

"You're even worse than the Somalis in 1993!" one of the protesters said

"Not really, for one thing I don't drag people's bodies on the street, and another thing, I don't behave like a Tusken Raider who jumps around like a monkey!"

Then Sharpton who was passing by said "Hey that's racist man!"

"I'm referring to Somalis!"

"Oh, my bad!"

"Anyway, that's all I guess..."

Hours after the protest, I mailed some of the items to lawlmaster, tobi, pudding, eyelovepoozy, JohnnyWang and some other random users.

But just a minute ago I heard sirens and police yells "OPEN THE DAMN DOOR, WE'LL SHOOT YOUR ASS IF WE HAVE TO!"

[FenTiger]

Well, it's Spring, after all. They just wanna shoot your ass with a water gun and have a pool party.

[BrainlessDan]

How exactly do i make these, i wish to try this myself.

[LichKingz]

What arrogant and ignorant protestors!

[CoachMcGuirk]

Here's a poem I call New York Times.

New York Times!
NEW YORK TIMES!
You think you're better than us?!
Us?!
US!
U.S.
U.S.A.!
No way!
The end.

[nohomo]

you should have made a penis out of penis from a penis...

[Idiot-Finder]

Anyway I escaped and is using my neighbor's computer to tell you I'm okay.

Okay gotta go!

[Mans0n]

Sounds like someone is having a fun weekend!

[CharltonChinchilla]

Bet it werent half as good as the one i went to

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/1/10 07:10 PM, Mans0n wrote: Sounds like someone is having a fun weekend!

Yeah, the police stopped looking for me for some reason, I'm hiding out for now.

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

At 5/1/10 05:52 PM, CoachMcGuirk wrote: Here's a poem I call New York Times.

New York Times!
NEW YORK TIMES!
You think you're better than us?!
Us?!
US!
U.S.
U.S.A.!
No way!
The end.

That sucked.

[Usernamemyarse]

AWW, you should have called me!

Ad i just got finished decorating a skull too...

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/1/10 09:14 PM, Usernamemyarse wrote: AWW, you should have called me!

Ad i just got finished decorating a skull too...

You should have told me earlier.

[GlebGuy]

So THAT'S where that flute came from!!

But I said I play on the CLARINET... But thanks anyway.

[Devn]

this is too long for me to read.

[Idiot-Finder]

At 5/2/10 02:38 PM, Devn wrote: this is too long for me to read.

That's because you're illiterate.