Not creepy enough

[NeverHundred]

I was told thhe other day that I actually wasn't that much of a creeper. But I tried so hard. I live in a dank basement with a sketchy flickering light. I embrace awkward pauses and moments in conversation. Try to keep the blank killers stare on my face... and yet the people I know, they don't find me creepy at all!

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!

[Death]

you're trying too hard.

[zen64]

You've got to hyperventilate constantly! That's Creepy Stalker 101 right there, bro.

[PillowPants]

You're hanging out with the wrong people dude...

[sweet21]

follow them

[RalphieUJ]

First of all you need those kind of "Would you like some candy?" type of glasses.

[Cootie]

Tell people you once murdered a man and ate his corpse. I really hope you are joking. I don't really know who would want to be creepy.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/1/10 01:46 PM, Yamor wrote: Tell people you once murdered a man and ate his corpse. I really hope you are joking. I don't really know who would want to be creepy.

I do lie to people that I've killed people and eaten there corpses. But they don't believe me. They just laugh and take it as a joke.

I am not good at being social. I thought I was just creepy... and than it was sort of my thing. I could be proud of my status of creeper. But I guess it isn't after all. I'm just another boring normal person.

[TripleDK]

At 5/1/10 01:58 PM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 5/1/10 01:46 PM, Yamor wrote: Tell people you once murdered a man and ate his corpse. I really hope you are joking. I don't really know who would want to be creepy.

I do lie to people that I've killed people and eaten there corpses. But they don't believe me. They just laugh and take it as a joke.

I am not good at being social. I thought I was just creepy... and than it was sort of my thing. I could be proud of my status of creeper. But I guess it isn't after all. I'm just another boring normal person.

Youre doing it wrong ! You have to go straight up to peoples' faces and tell them about how you murder people... WITH YOUR MIND! And keep doing that untill the bell rings.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/1/10 02:02 PM, bassoon wrote: if you're socially inept you shouldn't be having an identity crisis

you're a loser, there's your identity

I tried thee whole loser thing... but I realized I was failing at it when I kept winning. I guess I just can't do anything right.

[6r0undZ3r0]

You need to start stalking them.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/1/10 02:17 PM, 6r0undZ3r0 wrote: You need to start stalking them.

Problem is, most of them are already stalkers themself. Some are even stalking me... perhaps I can stalk them while they stalk me... than we'll be stalking in circles.

[Deleric]

Embrace your inability to be creepy. Go paint a fence or some shit.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/1/10 02:27 PM, Deleric wrote: Embrace your inability to be creepy. Go paint a fence or some shit.

I think I will do that. I will go paint a fence with my semen. Thanks for such helpful advice.

[Steff]

You need beer.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/1/10 02:56 PM, Asalraalaikum wrote: You need beer.

Maybe I need more beard... beards are creepy right? I just... I don't even know what's creepy anymore. What was creepy last year just isn't creepy this year.

[beeryayghost]

Killing yourself is a great boost!

[mrdude300]

Have you tried pedophile beard?

[Gagsy]

Do what I do.

Make entirely inappropriate comments about children.

[59]

I'm sorry, what's the discussion here? Because I can't fucking tell.

[Killer-DuK]

The thing is, you're trying waaaay too hard. but if you really want to be creepy, here's some tips:

1. abstain from having much sleep, it'll give you dark circles under your eyes, and make your brain not work properly

2. drink a lot of coffee, it'll make you feel on edge, with the combination of sleep deprivation

3. fight with your imaginary split personality while arguing about conspiracy theories.

that should work.

[NeverHundred]

At 5/1/10 04:20 PM, 59 wrote: I'm sorry, what's the discussion here? Because I can't fucking tell.

I think there are as many discussions here as your name.

[Mans0n]

I'm sorry to inform you that being creepy is frowned upon by girls.

So good luck getting married/girlfriend being a total creeper!

[BrainlessDan]

If it is any consolation, i find you creepy.