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Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:17:56 Reply

Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.

How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:19:47 Reply

At 5/1/10 12:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.

How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?

hmmmm......i dont know...badly?


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:19:57 Reply

My username on xbox isGooch Tumor. Which is a hell of a lot funnier than naming my kid my NG name.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:20:05 Reply

Alpha would be a pretty sweet first name. He'd probably be a bully or something.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:22:56 Reply

Unacceptable. Just unacceptable. In fact, it's a crime against humanity, on par with the holocaust.

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:25:33 Reply

Well I wouldn't name them Gagsy anyway as it is me and not then.

I can't imagine their life would be too welcoming though with a name like Gagsy. The old 'chokes on cock' jokes would come out and haunt him/her through their school years so my child becomes bitter and lonely. Then he/she would settle for a minimum wage job where they become even more withdrawn and secluded. He/she would hate me for the name choice and would spend his youth mostly hating me and his adulthood loathing me.

Eventually the lonely sad life would become too much for them and they would be found by me or their father either hanging from their wardrobe or with their wrists split in their tiny little studio flat.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:26:58 Reply

Aigis. I'm not sure it would be the best of names.

I don't think people have a tendency to like going through life with weird names. But, it would essentially work as a name.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:29:48 Reply

Fen would be a pretty cool first name, and having Tiger as a middle name would be awesome.
I could totally see a guy named Fen jamming on a guitar and generally being laid back.

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:34:02 Reply

I'm naming my child "Phuc'tup"

"Skwurll" would just lead to him getting bullied...


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:35:29 Reply

Never. Kids would make fun of him for not being able to pronounce his own name.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:39:28 Reply

Mine would be pretty sicknasty, although he would probably be gay if a boy.
I mean, not that I am, just.. the name is kinda feminine.
I'll admit it.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:40:42 Reply

Ozcar would be a neat name :)

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:49:50 Reply

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 00:57:09 Reply

Lil' Rig would be the kick-ass-est kid on the playground.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:09:50 Reply

At 5/1/10 12:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Well I wouldn't name them Gagsy anyway as it is me and not then.

I can't imagine their life would be too welcoming though with a name like Gagsy. The old 'chokes on cock' jokes would come out and haunt him/her through their school years so my child becomes bitter and lonely. Then he/she would settle for a minimum wage job where they become even more withdrawn and secluded. He/she would hate me for the name choice and would spend his youth mostly hating me and his adulthood loathing me.

Eventually the lonely sad life would become too much for them and they would be found by me or their father either hanging from their wardrobe or with their wrists split in their tiny little studio flat.

Well that certainly was in suspiciously high detail. Anyway, my kid would either be a superhero, at least he'd think he is, or just be the most prettiest kid in town.

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:11:59 Reply

I guess (s)he'd be scarred for life for having such a ridiculous and unusual name.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:13:58 Reply

Ashtaroth would be pretty cool actually. Sensationalism would just be weird.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:17:32 Reply

My kid would be pretty clever. Once people started questioning the name Yamor he would just tell he is from Finland or something.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:21:01 Reply

At 5/1/10 12:17 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: Let's say somehow, somewhere, you have had a kid. You're in the maternitiy with your wife, and both thinking of names. You both agree for whatever reason to name it after your username.

How do you think the kid's like will be? School? Work?

i think i am going to name my child under my deviantART username colonel bulletbill (cololnelbulletbill)


Emphasis are great!

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:28:53 Reply

I'm not quite sure what would happen with MY username. they might be accused of attempted mugging every time someone asks them their name.

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:30:48 Reply

At 5/1/10 12:24 AM, Alaska wrote: My son would have my real name (Alaska)... Awesome.

Shut up, RKthrilla

My kid would be mercilessly taunted and I would have to write REALLY small on the certificate... WeHaveFreshCookies ***********

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:42:41 Reply

My kid would be fucked up as shit. He'd probably be made fun of, and would probably become a serial killer. Just if he were named Anonymous Alchemist.

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 01:43:31 Reply

call it mdf,,, thats a quite common name

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 02:20:47 Reply

No one would take my son seriously and would call him a racist.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 02:24:31 Reply

I would kill myself if any person ever agreed to name their child my username. It's the worst username in existence and I would hope that no one would think of such a shitty name for a human.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 02:27:21 Reply

Jmalouin7 Malouin. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think??

I couldn't do that to my kid. My user name is all about me, so making it fit for someone else would be way to hard.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 02:38:06 Reply

It would be pretty damn funny if he was a genius, but he would most likely be a retard with a name like that.


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 02:51:01 Reply

At 5/1/10 12:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Well I wouldn't name them Gagsy anyway as it is me and not then.

I can't imagine their life would be too welcoming though with a name like Gagsy.

I wouldn't name a son after my account... but Elios has cool username that actually fits pretty well with my last name.

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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 03:02:53 Reply

I don't know. Why don't you go try asking xXNarutoFan666Xx over there?


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Response to Naming child after username. 2010-05-01 03:04:10 Reply

I see no problem here.


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