In your pooper...

[Minty-Hippo]

How much money would someone have to pay you to stick there dick, in your poopchute?

Me? About 2000 bucks, Maybe 2500 if there like... Hideous.

[Platypus]

100000 bucks

[Usernamemyarse]

1 dollar and a doughnut

[acustic]

At 4/30/10 03:59 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: How much money would someone have to pay you to stick there dick, in your poopchute?

so you want to know how much you should offer your friend to fuck him ? rape is free

[FairSquare]

Even if someone was willing to pay me ten million dollars, i would reject.

[assassin1337]

At 4/30/10 03:59 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: How much money would someone have to pay you to stick there dick, in your poopchute?

Me? About 2000 bucks, Maybe 2500 if there like... Hideous.

over 9000 dollars,but i can give em a nickle if they tickle my pickle in return!

[SuspiciousPenguin]

£5000 with reach around.

[Azutom]

That is none of your business, sir.
My prices are between me and my clients.

[DevThomas]

What kind of a question is this?!

[Cootie]

At 4/30/10 07:03 AM, Thomast555 wrote: What kind of a question is this?!

The kind of question you will come to expect from NG. Most people can't seem to handle our high level of maturity and leave, but those people just have no class. Plus, about $5,000.

[Sekhem]

the bigger = the cheaper

it's going to cost a lot for a tiny asian diseased dick to enter my ass

it ain't gonna please me

[REDSPADES]

At 4/30/10 05:01 AM, Usernamemyarse wrote: 1 dollar and a doughnut

A donut as in a device used to take the pressure off one cheek at a time?

Nasty.

My poopshute is sacred. Nothing except the doctor's finger is goin' up there anytime.

[Gagsy]

Really? I thought I'd have to pay them for that kind of pleasure.

[Evark]

My body is not for sale.

... but if you're real nice about it we can work out an agreeable lease.

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 4/30/10 08:12 AM, Gagsy wrote: Really? I thought I'd have to pay them for that kind of pleasure.

Apparently poopers are prime real estate.

[Mans0n]

At 4/30/10 08:12 AM, Gagsy wrote: Really? I thought I'd have to pay them for that kind of pleasure.

Good to know I wasn't the only one thinking this as well! XD

[Sawdust]

One billion dollars.

And also I get to pick who.

[Dogbert581]

You used two different forms of there/their/they're in that post and got the wrong spelling both times. That must be pretty hard given there are only three possible spellings

[goofleberries]

£3000

[blue-ice-cube]

$1000 and 3 ounces of weed and a cheese burger with some fries and a milk shake and some skittles.

[selena]

If it was Lebron James, free. :0

Other than that.. for a 1 time thing, probably not much. 100 bucks I guess. The only thing i'm worried about is not being a whore, haha.. oh, the pain part too.

[greatwh1teshark]

At 4/30/10 03:59 AM, Minty-Hippo wrote: How much money would someone have to pay you to stick there dick, in your poopchute?

Me? About 2000 bucks, Maybe 2500 if there like... Hideous.

No amount of money would do it, i would like to keep my exit hole my exit hole and not an entry hole.

[Omorashi]

$500

[Grandvision]

If it was a friend then for £1000 if not then £100,000

[Deathbybible]

A truck, some candy, and a cholophorm-soaked rag, and a sign to which I can declare ownership of this free candy.

[JennaRose]

That depends.
... How big is their dick?

[BrainlessDan]

Nothing is allowed to go into my ass, not even for all the money in the world.

[NeverHundred]

Dicks? In my anus?!

sure, I'm good for a bit of sodomy. And they'll pay me for it! I'll take whatever they offer.

[The-Eagle]

2 gazillion dollars.

I'm not greedy, I just really don't want a dick in my ass..

[Viper-Studios]

Depends on if the person was free from STDs but if it was a clean person with $500,000 I might start considering I mean thats alot of not taking it in the ass from work for years for just taking it in the ass once.