And the next day, out of the blue, she's lesbian.
Your reaction?
The guy below me is gay
At 4/28/10 06:20 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: Move on with my life.
And the fact that she's living breathing evidence that you are a failure in bed would not bother you?
The guy below me is gay
Who cares, I just had sex with her.
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At 4/28/10 06:22 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:At 4/28/10 06:20 PM, AndrewGlisson13 wrote: Move on with my life.And the fact that she's living breathing evidence that you are a failure in bed would not bother you?
One girl does not equal failure. You don't just turn gay. Chances are the girl was confused and needed confirmation.
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At 4/28/10 06:23 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: No she isn't, if she actually had sex with a guy like me, she's straighter than a plank.
But your suckiness (no pun intended) in bed was so BAD that it made her change her sexuality
The guy below me is gay
At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: But your suckiness (no pun intended) in bed was so BAD that it made her change her sexuality
It doesn't work like that hun
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At 4/28/10 06:19 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: And the next day, out of the blue, she's lesbian.
Your reaction?
"Well my dear, I figured that already."
(I'm a girl)
At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, RacistBassist wrote:At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: But your suckiness (no pun intended) in bed was so BAD that it made her change her sexualityIt doesn't work like that hun
Try not to be so literal and get my point.
The guy below me is gay
At 4/28/10 06:23 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Chances are the girl was confused and needed confirmation.
I would find that even worse that YOU were the one to finally confirm her suspicion.
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At 4/28/10 06:26 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, RacistBassist wrote:Try not to be so literal and get my point.At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: But your suckiness (no pun intended) in bed was so BAD that it made her change her sexualityIt doesn't work like that hun
There's nothing beyond literal about this. What you're saying simply doesn't happen.
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At 4/28/10 06:26 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, RacistBassist wrote:Try not to be so literal and get my point.At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: But your suckiness (no pun intended) in bed was so BAD that it made her change her sexualityIt doesn't work like that hun
Whose to say you were bad?
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At 4/28/10 06:23 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: One girl does not equal failure.
Fuck. Well, then let's say that every single girl you fuck turns lesbian.
Stop doing things like these, just answer the question.
I would ask her why did she turn lesbian, then feel insulted, then laugh, then tell the people i know, cry alone and finally fap.
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At 4/28/10 06:26 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: Try not to be so literal and get my point.
You mean you have a hypothetical situation that does not follow conventional logic and you want us to formulate an answer in a universe with an altered way the mind works?
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At 4/28/10 06:26 PM, animehater wrote:At 4/28/10 06:23 PM, OddlyPoetic wrote: Chances are the girl was confused and needed confirmation.I would find that even worse that YOU were the one to finally confirm her suspicion.
he kinda has a point there, i'd feel pretty shitty
At 4/28/10 06:19 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: And the next day, out of the blue, she's lesbian.
Your reaction?
lol, you're with a BIG problem... Let's check it: You lost virginity with 15 yrs, I'd be very happy. She's lesbian: have a treesome with her ''friends''. And the last one: you're bad at bed: Who cares? You had SEX!! Be a porn star!! WhOOoOoOOooo
;)
At 4/28/10 06:22 PM, StarF68 wrote: Who cares, I just had sex with her.
This.
At 4/28/10 06:24 PM, JKMonkey wrote: have a threesome?
I was gonna suggest the same.
At 4/28/10 06:22 PM, StarF68 wrote: Who cares, I just had sex with her.
^This
It doesn't matter since I had sex with her
I would say :
"This is not punishment, this is JUSTICE BITCH!!!"
Then Slap Her!
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At 4/28/10 06:23 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: No she isn't, if she actually had sex with a guy like me, she's straighter than a plank.
No she'd be more crooked than a Virginia fence.
who got that reference?
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At 4/28/10 06:25 PM, Lou500 wrote:At 4/28/10 06:19 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: And the next day, out of the blue, she's lesbian."Well my dear, I figured that already."
Your reaction?
(I'm a girl)
No your not.
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Sweet, I turned a girl lesbian!
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At 4/28/10 06:19 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: And the next day, out of the blue, she's lesbian.
Your reaction?
the alcohol worked
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