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You know, drinking and weed usually make my memory kinda fuzzy and actually numb any sexual experiences to a certain extent.

Obviously this doesn't apply to you though.

At 4/28/10 05:27 PM, WaterShake wrote: You know, drinking and weed usually make my memory kinda fuzzy and actually numb any sexual experiences to a certain extent.

Drinking makes sex awesome and makes me way hornier man. Marijuana is just an every day recreational activity for me.

At 4/28/10 05:30 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: Pop that pussy.

C-Poppin ass droppin pippy long stockin

Damn, mr long legged mac daddy...

I would seriously have never expected this to happen to you.

The only thing that doesn't add up is why you're telling us this so far after the fact. When I have drunken hookup stories, they're usually out of my story-telling system by mid-week. It doesn't occur to me that the story should be told when it's already settled into a casual fuck-buddy relationship.

Anyway, have fun and keep yourself wrapped. If she's up for it from day 1 like that you know you're not the only one checking the oil.

At 4/28/10 05:54 PM, Evark wrote: The only thing that doesn't add up is why you're telling us this so far after the fact. When I have drunken hookup stories, they're usually out of my story-telling system by mid-week. It doesn't occur to me that the story should be told when it's already settled into a casual fuck-buddy relationship.

One night stands happen to people often, I dunno... It wasn't that awesome of a story until I started fucking her casually.

Anyway, have fun and keep yourself wrapped. If she's up for it from day 1 like that you know you're not the only one checking the oil.

I know, no glove no love.

its nice to know you get to do stuff.

At 4/28/10 06:17 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: its nice to know you get to do stuff.

Meh, real relationships > just sex.

At 4/28/10 03:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: She was always talking dirty, and I'd call her my little whore. She took it in every whole. She isn't afraid to please a man in any way she possibly could. She even sucked my dick after it was in her ass.

Ew.

You should have just paid for the pizza and gotten out.

Um...

*High Five*

having fun with your hand I see... oh and you drew big tits on it? congrats, good job...

ya no ones gonna believe you...

I'm surprised nobody has said pics or it didn't happen.

PS I'm guessing it's fake, but if real your one lucky son of a bitch

At 4/28/10 06:43 PM, Mans0n wrote: I'm surprised nobody has said pics or it didn't happen.

PS I'm guessing it's fake, but if real your one lucky son of a bitch

You obviously haven't read all the posts.

pic describes my words

Why can't this happen where I live? :(

EF, you need to bring the party to long island, New York, because things here are just so lame in high school.

reminds me of the box in penthouse.

At 4/28/10 08:23 PM, PrinceFlea wrote:

At 4/28/10 06:44 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 4/28/10 06:41 PM, nohomo wrote: ya no ones gonna believe you...

Shut up.

Yes Zip it.

Indeed, please refrain from using your vocal cords.

Say no to drugs and alcohol.

At 4/28/10 05:02 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:35 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
And I'm not disputing your "irl attention"
I'm curious as to why you would post such a story on a forum full of prepubescent virgins other than to make yourself feel important.

Because sex is beautiful and so is the BBS. Fucker.

I must have a horrible definition of what beautiful is then. Anyway, I just can't believe that you did, but I also know that not everyone on Newgrounds has no life. Still, I'm going to lean towards this being attention whoring bullshit.

At 4/28/10 04:09 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:08 PM, sixstring98 wrote: don't you go to hell for lying?

You guys are silly. Nobody can believe anything that has to do with sex on Newgrounds unless it's gay sex.

Would you believe me if I told you that I had a threesome about 3 months ago?

At 4/28/10 05:11 PM, NGManiac203 wrote:

At 4/28/10 03:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: I went upstairs with my buddy Steve to go smoke a bowl

You shouldn't smoke bowls, it might be dangerous

Why did i find this so funny?

I don't want to believe you because I know that'll never happen to me.

At 4/28/10 06:58 PM, DannyJay wrote: Why can't this happen where I live? :(

EF, you need to bring the party to long island, New York, because things here are just so lame in high school.

Make shit happen man!!!

At 4/28/10 08:55 PM, LatinoRalf wrote:
Would you believe me if I told you that I had a threesome about 3 months ago?

Yupp. Stuff like that happens to people all the time, why wouldn't I believe you?

At 4/28/10 09:05 PM, stick101 wrote:
I believe you 50-50

To much interesting stuff happens to you, Lets recap shall we?

- interesting stuff

Next your gonna fight cowboys in space, Seriously man your fucking dangerous.

Hey that would be fucking sweet!

I hate to be a party pooper but you might wanna get yourself checked for STDs just saying. Seems a little suspicious. If not you sir have found a great investment.

At 4/28/10 09:20 PM, FatJoe214 wrote: I hate to be a party pooper but you might wanna get yourself checked for STDs just saying. Seems a little suspicious. If not you sir have found a great investment.

Rubbers save lives.

i think you should tell her you made a thread about her, i bet she'll like that alot.

At 4/28/10 09:43 PM, sixstring98 wrote: i think you should tell her you made a thread about her, i bet she'll like that alot.

You bet, buddy.

Cool story bro.