Personal Slut

[Luke]

She was the sexiest girl that I ever seen.

As soon as she walked in the door, I knew I wanted her. We were all drinking at Keefer's place, playing pool, beer pong, flippy cup, and other shit.

I didn't say anything to her, but she knew I was checking her out the whole time.
I went upstairs with my buddy Steve to go smoke a bowl, we were in there and all I could do was think about her. She was sexy as fuck. She had blond hair, one of if not the sexiest bodies at the party, and big titties.

We smoked that bowl, and then another, and another. We went back downstairs and sat down at the couch. I was just talking with my buddy's and shit, we cracked open our beers and started drinking more. She sat on the couch, not quite beside me but beside my buddy, I had two people beside me already.

She started talking to me though, just normal talk, "How you doing?" is what she asked. I was almost speechless, we just started talking and talking. I eventually went outside for a cigarette, told her I'd be right back.

So I went outside the house and around the corner, sparked my dart and took a piss.
She came outside when I finished pissing, I sat outside and talked to her for a bit even after I finished my smoke. Just normal talk, nothing special.

She kept talking to me all night though, I was stoked and the only thing on my mind was pussy.

A few hours after I went out for that dart and we started talking she said she was leaving, driving home, blah blah. I told her to stay and chill with me all night and shit. She told me to come home with her.

We just chilled in the car, I rolled a doob and shit. I brought the rest of my beers too. After we smoked the doob she offered me this speed stuff, she said it wasn't real speed it was some pharmaceutical shit. So fuck it eh, why not? I thought. So I railed a few lines of that shit. It wasn't bad, made me a lot more awake anyway.

When we got in the door of her house, I shit you not I wasn't in there for more than 10 seconds and she started making out with me and shit. So we were just goin' at it and stuff. And then she put her hand down my pants and grabbed my dick.

She pushed me onto the bed and started taking my pants off and shit. (Got the best head ever) and then she whispered in my ear, "I want you to fuck me."

Before I knew it she was on my dick riding it.

I was going full force for about half an hour, the bitch was wild.
She was always talking dirty, and I'd call her my little whore. She took it in every whole. She isn't afraid to please a man in any way she possibly could. She even sucked my dick after it was in her ass.

Thing is, we've chilled since. And we've done the same thing since too. Every time her and I are drinking, or something (which is so far every time we chill) I get pussy. She's a freak!!!

tldr met a whore and fucked her a lot.

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[Syztm]

Well uh.. good for you, man!

[tox]

it took me less then a 5 seconds to realize that this is not your writing, and that you got this from somewhere else.
but now the challenge is.. where did you get it from.... hmmm the hunt begins

[BrainlessDan]

Pictures or it didn't happen.

[Luke]

At 4/28/10 04:02 PM, quagmire690 wrote: it took me less then a 5 seconds to realize that this is not your writing, and that you got this from somewhere else.
but now the challenge is.. where did you get it from.... hmmm the hunt begins

Good luck because I typed it all and it's my writing etc.

[sixstring98]

don't you go to hell for lying?

[Luke]

At 4/28/10 04:08 PM, sixstring98 wrote: don't you go to hell for lying?

You guys are silly. Nobody can believe anything that has to do with sex on Newgrounds unless it's gay sex.

[BrainlessDan]

At 4/28/10 04:09 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:08 PM, sixstring98 wrote: don't you go to hell for lying?

You guys are silly. Nobody can believe anything that has to do with sex on Newgrounds unless it's gay sex.

I believe you, but i would find it much easier to believe if i seen some proof.

[Raab]

Retarded stories like this one are like catnip to the virgin retards of this forum.

You can do much better to get personal attention.

[Luke]

At 4/28/10 04:10 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:
I believe you, but i would find it much easier to believe if i seen some proof.

Which is understandable, unfortunately I do not have pics.

[tox]

At 4/28/10 04:08 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:02 PM, quagmire690 wrote: it took me less then a 5 seconds to realize that this is not your writing, and that you got this from somewhere else.
but now the challenge is.. where did you get it from.... hmmm the hunt begins

Good luck because I typed it all and it's my writing etc.

well then its not a great story m8..

[Origina-l]

Please man this is crap.
EVERYBODY knows a movie review starts with the title of the movie!
even if it is a pornmovie, it doesn't make it any less worthy.

I hope you know realise your mistake.

[BrainlessDan]

At 4/28/10 04:11 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:10 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:
I believe you, but i would find it much easier to believe if i seen some proof.

Which is understandable, unfortunately I do not have pics.

Next time bring a camera, and secretly tape it.

[Origina-l]

At 4/28/10 04:12 PM, Origina-l wrote: Please man this is crap.
EVERYBODY knows a movie review starts with the title of the movie!
even if it is a pornmovie, it doesn't make it any less worthy.

I hope you now realise your mistake.

*typing error fixed*

[Tribal]

At 4/28/10 04:08 PM, EpicFail wrote: etc.

"Etc."? Normally you would have used "and shit". Point proven.

[kRaZyAzN]

After reading the first paragraph, I thought it'd be one of those stories where some crazy shit happens, you know?

Like, "SHE HAD A DICK." Threw me off.

[Luke]

At 4/28/10 04:15 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:08 PM, EpicFail wrote: etc.

"Etc."? Normally you would have used "and shit". Point proven.

Lmao you guys know I'm for real when I say etc!!!

At 4/28/10 04:14 PM, BrainlessDan wrote:
Next time bring a camera, and secretly tape it.

Lol I don't even have a camera anymore, just a webcam. >:(

At 4/28/10 04:11 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
You can do much better to get personal attention.

I get all the attention I need irl, evidently.

At 4/28/10 04:12 PM, Origina-l wrote: Please man this is crap.
EVERYBODY knows a movie review starts with the title of the movie!
even if it is a pornmovie, it doesn't make it any less worthy.

What?

[Raab]

At 4/28/10 04:30 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:11 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
You can do much better to get personal attention.

I get all the attention I need irl, evidently.

So do I, but I don't post threads about it.

Why?

I'm not an attention whore.

And I'm not disputing your "irl attention"
I'm curious as to why you would post such a story on a forum full of prepubescent virgins other than to make yourself feel important.

In my eyes, the ones who have to brag about shit are the most insecure.

Ego Boost! RandomInternetVirgin liked my story!

You're so cool.

[Sinitech]

Okay.

[xLegionnaire]

Marry her.

[mattuiop]

text porn yay

[ReverendMayhem]

At 4/28/10 04:07 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Pictures or it didn't happen.

Whats wrong with you people?!?!

In this modern day and age we can at least ask for video!

[Ryuzaki1]

I'm glad someone finally took our advice and grabbed someone's cock. See what good things happen when you grab someone's cock?

[Minion777]

Didnt happen.

[Luke]

At 4/28/10 04:35 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:
And I'm not disputing your "irl attention"
I'm curious as to why you would post such a story on a forum full of prepubescent virgins other than to make yourself feel important.

Because sex is beautiful and so is the BBS. Fucker.

[Kyle]

fake and gay

[Luke]

At 4/28/10 05:05 PM, Kyle wrote: fake and gay

I've observed that you like hentai and pokemon, well. I hate to be the bringer of bad news but FAKE AND GAY!

[misterchees0]

At 4/28/10 04:09 PM, EpicFail wrote:

At 4/28/10 04:08 PM, sixstring98 wrote: don't you go to hell for lying?

You guys are silly. Nobody can believe anything that has to do with sex on Newgrounds unless it's gay sex.

I believe you, EpicFail. I really, do, It pisses me off when people say that it's untrue, when all they really are is butthurt by the fact that the only sex they get is when their drunken uncle comes home and fucks their poophole.

Oh well. I just stop posting about pussy, all they do is flame.

[NGManiac203]

At 4/28/10 03:57 PM, EpicFail wrote: I went upstairs with my buddy Steve to go smoke a bowl

You shouldn't smoke bowls, it might be dangerous

[mattuiop]

At 4/28/10 05:00 PM, Minion777 wrote: Didnt happen.

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