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She can't talk if she has a dick in her mouth.

At 4/27/10 07:28 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I mean, really. No one really likes girls. They talk too much. No woman is really worth the fuck unless she's a mute.

Why aren't you all gay yet?

Because not even close to most people think that. Those that are willing to make sweeping generalisations like that don't deserve to be gay, just have their balls removed so they can never breed.

I touched a guys ass once... Does that make me gay?

Its impossible to reproduce if we all become gay, thats why Mother Nature makes us fuck girls (Thank you mom, you rule). Besides, I like girls.

Quite frankly I like being around females more, even on the internet where gender is close to irrelevant. I just enjoy their presence, and in a way (almost) completely different than how I enjoy their anatomy. My annoyance threshold is above-averagely high, so I'm not even sure of what bitchiness you're talking about.

My hands are gay for my penis.

At 4/28/10 06:02 AM, Violent-Jay wrote: I touched a guys ass once... Does that make me gay?

Not if you said no homo

At 4/28/10 06:22 AM, Davoo wrote: Quite frankly I like being around females more, even on the internet where gender is close to irrelevant. I just enjoy their presence, and in a way (almost) completely different than how I enjoy their anatomy. My annoyance threshold is above-averagely high, so I'm not even sure of what bitchiness you're talking about.

Ugh. You're right, you should be around females more.

At 4/28/10 05:35 AM, walterwagner wrote: and handcuffs

and intercourse

At 4/27/10 09:27 PM, sixstring98 wrote: your fucking retarded. Fucking isn't the only reason guys like girls. there's that thing called compatability.

Obvious flamebait is obvious.
Also, learn to use the shift key.

So youre also saying that all women should be lesbian.

Sorry man, but being an exclusive gay just doesn't cut it. The rosy canal is just too delightful, and I love the feeling of being in control.

But but but

We need to make babies cause they are soooooo cute. :3

If all peopel in the world was bisexual would it be betterr there would not be any homophobic.

At 4/27/10 07:28 PM, MadiiMonsterr wrote: I mean, really. No one really likes girls. They talk too much. No woman is really worth the fuck unless she's a mute.

Why aren't you all gay yet?

WOW! What a great Idea! I'll get right on that! HEY FRED! LETS HAVE SEX!

Being gay would cause the extinction of the human race as we would not be able to reproduce. Unless you were to say something like we would simply ejaculate and women would manually put it into their vaginas. Even then, that would probably be so technical it would cause a major population reduction and people want sex anyway.