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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 17:53:25

Put their body in a huge vat of tar and slowly make the tar come to a boil while mocking them. I feel like a pretty sick fuck right about now.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:05:45

Fuckkk them to death.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:09:54

The official most painful way for a man to go:

1) Take 0.5 miles of chicken wire.
2) Tie one end around a tree or immovable post of some kind.
3) Tie the other end around the victims ball sack.
4) Handcuff victims arms behind back.
5) Push victim off a cliff that is at least 1mile high.

Now imagine what would happen when the slack runs out.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:26:41

First, you cut off his dick with a chainsaw, or if it's a girl cut her boobs, then smash his face with a hammer, after that throw him into a wall then hammer his hands and feet to the wall after that fill his mouth with cement and then proced to beat him up with various weapons, preferebly your current level icon.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:28:20

Stab them.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:29:26

Have backwards music playing with it

the ones with the satanic messages...

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:34:09

At 4/27/10 06:26 PM, kraze0R wrote: First, you cut off his dick with a chainsaw, or if it's a girl cut her boobs, then smash his face with a hammer, after that throw him into a wall then hammer his hands and feet to the wall after that fill his mouth with cement and then proced to beat him up with various weapons, preferebly your current level icon.

Im afraid he or she would die to quickly and with to less pain you know... that's a big, big problem ...

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:39:25

At 4/27/10 02:43 PM, Anozke wrote: Maybe you can get a 6 inch razor sharp hook and wedge that sucker into the victims back, being sure the hook is around the spine. Then anchor the person's feet to the ground and get a crane to rip out the spine.
I like spines, especially when they still have lots of flesh on them with all the tendrily nerve endings.

Holy shit. I got to admit, I thought I hit first prize with my earlier reply but I have to admit... yours sounds pretty horrible too. I still think my way is worse but damn... you're the only one so far that I think I would have to compete with.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:51:41

My favorite kind of thread...

multiple suggestions, under different weapons

Sword(s):

1. Impale with one sword, then the other then grab swords while crossing arms and slice
2. Impale twist then kick sword through
3. Impale, pick him up and throw

Knife:

1. stab in throat then jerk knife around
2. Impale skull then while down stomp it in


ERR!R CAN NOT CONNECT!

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 18:58:21

Enough said.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 19:02:21

piss on an electric fence. DO IT......


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 22:49:51

Rockyusa wrote:

Anozke wrote:

mdf99 wrote:

I kind of like these, sort of.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 22:59:09

Hmm Well I could give you some examples of some real life cases. The Black Dahlia is a particularly interesting case. Also google her crime scene photos. It's pretty sick stuff.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 22:59:13

Something with smashing someone's boner, the rest is for you to figure out


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 22:59:47

Make him listen to Justin Bieber.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 23:02:12

Tie them down, and poop down their throat.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-27 23:03:06

I have got another idea.

Nail his wrists and achiles heels to a wall. From there, hold his head up. Take a sword and make him swallow it, you know like the circus professionals.
Then, stab him from the inside, still holding his head up. After he feels the pain from that, return his head to normal, with the sword still in there. That way his throat is completely cut inside.
With his head in the normal position, rip the sword back out.
If he is still alive and able to swallow, make him drink some salt water.
Then make him eat Wasabi.
THEN stick maggots down his throat.
While the maggots are eating his insides, stick some more up his nose and into the brain along with... what's it called, an earwig? Yeah, stick a bunch of maggots and earwigs up his nose and his ears.
After a few moments of him screaming in pain, take a thin hook, shove it up his nose, and pull out his brains.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 17:46:23

At 4/27/10 02:58 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: For maximum trollability be sure to include segments reenacting controversial and sensitive events; school shootings, 9/11, etc.

That's not the kind of controversey I aim to piss off though.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 17:56:25

corrosive acid+biopsy needle, then inject acid into bonemarrow of every bone until dead occurs.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:05:46

launch a bazooka somewhere random, then find out that you murdered somebody

Hey, that could happen, right?
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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:13:23

The hapless victim falls feet first into a wood chipper and is slowly dragged in.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:15:16

Take a powerdrill and put a really small bit in it and start drilling holes into the person's balls.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:16:01

Hey Quicksmasher96 , you're one sick mofo.


That's unbloody British that is!

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:19:08

At 4/28/10 06:16 PM, greatwh1teshark wrote: Hey Quicksmasher96 , you're one sick mofo.

I think RubberTrucky's suggestion is particularly vile.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:50:05

get a close up of the girl clay person, make a huge green tentacle appear out of nowhere and have it rape her to death

asshole = 2 inches in diameter
tentacle = 14 inches in diameter

I will pay you for some tentacle rape clay animation hentai


Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:51:23

Put the victim in a chamber, bash it with clubs, and then dip the head in acid.

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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 18:55:03

Peel them.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-28 20:36:36

At 4/28/10 06:50 PM, 111122223138 wrote: get a close up of the girl clay person, make a huge green tentacle appear out of nowhere and have it rape her to death
asshole = 2 inches in diameter
tentacle = 14 inches in diameter
I will pay you for some tentacle rape clay animation hentai

If I wanted to make clay porn I would have said so. Maybe if you change it around like if the tentacle goes inside of her and comes out another end, re-arranges/ destroys her internal organs, or rips out whatever is inside then that would have worked.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-29 13:02:56

At 4/27/10 05:25 PM, Pure-Metal-UTA wrote: *wall of text*

This isn't a zombie movie.


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Response to Most gruesome ways to kill someone. 2010-04-29 13:15:53

give them papercuts until they bleed to death.


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