Boobs cause earthquakes.

[Monocrom]

Or do they?

A ton of women plan to show an Iranian cleric that their boobs do not cause earthquakes. And they plan to do it in a great way!

LINK ~
http://newslite.tv/2010/04/22/boobquake-
event-planned-to-pro.html#more

[Prinzy2]

Brb, buying shares of whatever pharmaceutical company makes Viagra.

[Gagsy]

I just jump up and down. It ain't my boobs causing earthquakes, just my thunderous thighs.

[Eclipse]

Somebody needs to record the event and upload it to every decent porn site. We're talking PornHub, Tube8, RedTube, YouJizz and the like.

Hell, who knows, maybe you could get away with charging for the footage.

[towelie101]

It should/will end (the event was scheduled today from what I read in the article) in a large orgy.

ONLY IN MY DREAMS WOULD THIS CLAIM BE TRUE ;___;

[Slingshot]

I'm sorry but why the fuck would they do this? This seems ridiculous. Like anybody is taking this guy seriously. He's just a fucking quack and acting like a bunch of sluts isn't going to make them look good. There's standing up for female power, or whatever, and then there's being a bunch of dumb skanks.

No wonder everybody hates America. Sometimes I think about moving to France or Sweden/

[6r0undZ3r0]

That seems somewhat extreme just to prove one dude wrong.

[LocoJoe]

At 4/27/10 12:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: I just jump up and down. It ain't my boobs causing earthquakes, just my thunderous thighs.

Goddamn it Gagsy why the fuck do you put yourself down like that? I thought it was for the fun but now, get some self esteem! I'm sure there are guys in England who are into bigger women. Fuck you know how alot of people now days have fetishes.

[Drugged]

At 4/27/10 12:02 AM, Gagsy wrote: I just jump up and down. It ain't my boobs causing earthquakes, just my thunderous thighs.

Fuck, I just got vomit all over my desk.

[Shauna]

I joined that group thank you very much.

[Samen]

Since I'm living in California anyways, we probably had at least one earthquake today.
I blame women.

[Platypus]

boobs cause earthquakes? that explains a lot

[OHMYGODATRUCK]

Aha.

Boobquake 2010.

For some reason it makes me think of an amazing FPS experience.

[Gagsy]

At 4/27/10 01:19 AM, FatJoe214 wrote:

Goddamn it Gagsy why the fuck do you put yourself down like that? I thought it was for the fun but now, get some self esteem! I'm sure there are guys in England who are into bigger women. Fuck you know how alot of people now days have fetishes.

:C

Your words have touched me more than any insult can. Excuse for the fetish thing.

[acustic]

During the event , 500.000 penises went erect causing an instability in the space-time continuum witch opened a portal from a parallel universe populated by coconuts to ours.

The government is on top of this so don't worry , it will never get out to the public.

[Monocrom]

At 4/27/10 03:05 AM, juxtapo wrote: newslite.tv a great source for lite news i suppose

or is it a source lite on news? you decide!

Meh. Other places report on the same depressing shit over and over again.

This is far more interesting.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

found this on the same site

[Lost-Chances]

So who's more retarded, the women or the cleric?

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 4/27/10 06:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: So who's more retarded, the women or the cleric?

who's the bigger fool, the fool or the one who fallows?

[Lost-Chances]

At 4/27/10 06:55 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

At 4/27/10 06:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: So who's more retarded, the women or the cleric?

who's the bigger fool, the fool or the one who fallows?

The one who can't spell usually.

[Heretic-Anchorite]

At 4/27/10 06:59 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 4/27/10 06:55 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote:

At 4/27/10 06:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: So who's more retarded, the women or the cleric?

who's the bigger fool, the fool or the one who fallows?

The one who can't spell usually.

Well I haven't had my morning cup of tea yet :P

[Serphyas]

At 4/27/10 06:33 AM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: found this on the same site

So, truly, the mesmerizing and often-magical appeal of boobage is now empirically proven. Praise Allah!

[valkyriezero]

I think the Boobquake theory and the Earthquake theory needs to be taught in schools. Present the evidence, teach the controversy, let the students decide.

[Khris]

At 4/27/10 09:06 AM, valkyriezero wrote: I think the Boobquake theory and the Earthquake theory needs to be taught in schools. Present the evidence, teach the controversy, let the students decide.

i whole heartedly agree

said K111 while wearing a tophat and sipping some tea

[Famiry]

Great. Another thing I can't participate in because I'm a man. Sexist bitches.

[Khris]

At 4/27/10 09:23 AM, Famiry wrote: Great. Another thing I can't participate in because I'm a man. Sexist bitches.

on the other hand, this is also true

[Monocrom]

At 4/27/10 06:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: So who's more retarded, the women or the cleric?

Definitely not the women.

[studmuffin7]

You do realize I already posted a thread about this last week right?

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1161 574