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I'll probably say something like, "Wow, great job on the first floor here. This common space is great!"
At 4/25/10 05:05 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Are you kidding me?
Ng User: "Are you Tom Fulp?"
Tom: "Why, yes I am"
Ng User: *pees self and begins crying* "Please don't hurt me Lord Tom, I am sorry for my sins."
Tom: *back away slowly*
I seriously doubt anyone would do that.
Looks at the floor in an extremely guilty manner.
WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU RETURN MY CALLS?!?!
Though seriously, I'd probably be all;
"omgsorrytobotheroumrfumpbutigoonnewgrou ndsalotandijustwantedtosayheyandthatirea llylovethesiteandeverythingyouvedonefori tksorrytobotheryouagainokbye!"
Yes, I would say it super fast like that too.
I would say "holy crap!" and probably make the Shoop de whoop face.
Just call me Psycho for short.
I think meeting Tom would be awesome. I'd definitely tell him how much I loved Newgrounds and that would probably be it. I wouldn't harass the man or anything.
Ask to take a picture with him. The I will post it on here so all you guys can bask in my glory. I could become the new Bedn.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
At 4/25/10 07:30 PM, UnknownFear wrote: I think meeting Tom would be awesome. I'd definitely tell him how much I loved Newgrounds and that would probably be it. I wouldn't harass the man or anything.
You know that you will harass him and probable fowoll him home :P
"TOM FUCKING FULP?!"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN NORWAY?"
Then I would most probably scream like a sissy girl and faint
At 4/25/10 04:59 PM, Headshot777 wrote: Go down on his cock like my life depended on it.
At 4/25/10 05:02 PM, Skwurll wrote: It'd go like this
"Hey, you Tom Fulp?"
"You ever think of changing your middle name to "Fucking"?"
funniest fucking thing I have read all morning. Cheers skwurll, meet you on xbox soon!
"I Met Tom Fucking Fulp!"
"Excuse me, are you Tom Fulp?"
"I visit Newgrounds every day, can you sign this please?"
I'd prolly say "Holy shit? Tom?" loudly somewhere else to see if he turned and looked so I didn't end up walking into some stranger who would be all "UHHH WHO THE HELL ARE YOU"
I'd tell him I'm filing a lawsuit against NG. And if that catches his attention, I'll tell him It will go away if he gives me ownership of half or 40% of the site.
At 4/25/10 04:47 PM, q13qew wrote: What will you do if you saw Tom Fulp will you go to him and say OMFG ITS YOU or you will pussy out and just hide in a dark corner.
I'd take up my pen and paper since I expect him to want an autograph from me, just like everyone else I meet.
I would ask him who he was, because there are in fact a lot of people who look like celebrities out there. I would ask him why he does not have the highest number of experience points or anything else, seeing as how he was there earlier than anybody and what happened between 12/15/99 and 4/21/00, as the website existed but nothing was passed.
You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock
Me: hey... your tomfulp, arent you?
Tom: yea, and who might you be.
me: just an Ng'er... Say.. what are you oding, buying all those dildos?
Tom: uhh, err ummm. guu.
me: no need ot explain. I understand.
At 4/25/10 04:49 PM, Otto wrote: "Hello, Tom Fulp?"
"Yes, that's me. :D"
"You changed my username to Otto this one time, I just wanna say thanks for that."
"Hello, Tom Fulp?"
"Yes, that's me. :D"
"You didn't change my username to Bryan that one time. I just wanna say that Wade is the superior brother because HE changed my username to Bryan you fucker."
And then walk away.
"Maybe thats why shes in film school. She wants to be an Artistic Autistic." -Viper50
"Everything else you said was mostly garbage and opinionated." -DangerousGirl
I would just look and think it looked like Tom Flup and then i will think was it Tom or just one who looked like him and think wtf is he doing in danmark in my town and be a shame over i dittin say anyting to him.
I'd probably say somethin along the lines of "Hey man I'm a fan of your site, can I get some free T-shirts or coffee mugs or somethin?"
DISCLAIMER: I was not sober during the making of this post.
At 4/26/10 05:03 PM, Leo625 wrote: I'd probably say somethin along the lines of "Hey man I'm a fan of your site, can I get some free T-shirts or coffee mugs or somethin?"
HMHM coffe mugs
All I would say would be "Newgrounds?"
If he said yes, or something to conform he's tom, I might get in a conversation with him, or just leave him alone.
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