We're all gonna burn in hell

[ClockMuffin]

According to Catholics, who are all god given perfect souls, if you masturbate, you die. Have fun in hell.

[ClockMuffin]

At 4/25/10 12:59 AM, Techno wrote: Ok Sam.

Ok zack.

[RockLou]

oh those silly catholics...

[yodaman132]

As a bumper sticker says "Every time you masterbate Jesus kills a kitten"

[ZJ]

I'm Catholic and that's not really what we believe.

We don't believe in excessive lust and adultery, is what it is. However, attraction to single girls with the intent of relationship and regular body functions is alright.

[Letiger]

Don't look at this or you'll......*fap* *fap*

[NewgroundsNation]

Catholics are fucking stupid.

[yodaman132]

At 4/25/10 01:05 AM, letiger wrote: Don't look at this or you'll......*fap* *fap*

haha too funny

[Lowercaser]

At 4/25/10 01:05 AM, letiger wrote: Don't look at this or you'll......*fap* *fap*

Thanks man, now my keyboards all sticky

[Entrax]

At 4/25/10 01:04 AM, yodaman132 wrote: As a bumper sticker says "Every time you masterbate Jesus kills a kitten"

As a bumper sticker? You're a BUMPER STICKER? Since when?

[nakedxbabe]

At 4/25/10 01:06 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Catholics are fucking stupid.

Not necessarily.. all religions are stupid and believe in some weird mojo!

[Cootie]

My dad likes to believe he is Catholic. But he had a vasectomy and tells dirty jokes with me all the time. And we haven't been to church since I was about six.

[Phailist]

Everyone and Everything masturbates.

[Sensationalism]

Sooo if I masturbate on Earth, I can masturbate in Hell and if I don't masturbate on Earth I can go and not masturbate in Heaven???

I know what I'm choosing!!!!

[Haoie]

Heaven, had a no vacancy anyway.

[Luke]

We all sin and hell isn't real.