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How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:53 PM Reply

Ok. Here is for guys(not me) who are at least a 4 or 5 or 6/10 and have trouble scoring with women.

If you have a hot boss or a good looking boss, just keep doing an amazing job and become friends with her and try to get her to laugh. After a month or two of this, start becoming a sloopy worker.

When your boss sees that you are bringing down the company a bit because you are doing kinda bad, say that you have girlfriend problems, and keep saying you keep thinking about that, and there is a chance that she straight up gets naked and allows you to bang her.


If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:53 PM Reply

You sir, are an idiot.


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:54 PM Reply

And thats when they get sacked for Gross misconduct or life at the workplace will never be same again. Its common knowledge not to mix work with pleasure.


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:56 PM Reply

haha best idea ever.

worst that could happen is you have a nice lawsuit on your hands


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:56 PM Reply

At 4/23/10 05:53 PM, Piggler wrote: You sir, are an idiot.

hell no man i tried that shit the other day and BAM got with my hotass 28 year old boss in fuckin no time. bangin that shit is AWESOME you gotta try this shit.


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:57 PM Reply

You are the savviest man alive, good sir. A God amongst men - not merely for your obvious romantic prowess, but for the sheer fact that you would deign to share this guidebook to excellence with us mere churls.

I salute you, OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:58 PM Reply

Oh yes. Thanks you sir *takes notes*

Bookmarked :D

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 05:59 PM Reply

At 4/23/10 05:53 PM, Dave4554 wrote: Ok. Here is for guys(not me) who are at least a 4 or 5 or 6/10

That, sir is an improper fraction....

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 06:00 PM Reply

At 4/23/10 05:54 PM, Kittykylie wrote: And thats when they get sacked for Gross misconduct or life at the workplace will never be same again. Its common knowledge not to mix work with pleasure.

WORTH IT


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 06:59 PM Reply

Or, you can channel all that mushy effort into abuse, and rape her.

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:16 PM Reply

At 4/23/10 05:56 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote:
At 4/23/10 05:53 PM, Piggler wrote: You sir, are an idiot.
hell no man i tried that shit the other day and BAM got with my hotass 28 year old boss in fuckin no time. bangin that shit is AWESOME you gotta try this shit.

Exactly what I mean. I however never have done this(I dont even work in an office), but I just fucking think about this shit thats why.


If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:22 PM Reply

At 4/23/10 05:57 PM, MrCrawford wrote: You are the savviest man alive, good sir. A God amongst men - not merely for your obvious romantic prowess, but for the sheer fact that you would deign to share this guidebook to excellence with us mere churls.

I salute you, OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

Indeed. We truly are Gods.


If they set that android free it will be THE END OF ALL OF US!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 23rd, 2010 @ 11:32 PM Reply

something unemployed this way comes


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 01:11 AM Reply

I want to see somebody try this, and then instead of the boss having sex with the guy she just fires him


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 01:13 AM Reply

Or, more likely, you get fired

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 01:17 AM Reply

Yeah... youre just gonna get thrown out on the streets, dont lose your job(if youre employed) over this dumbass idea

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 01:18 AM Reply

All you gotta do is give her a wink then point one of those pointy finger guns and a say, "Hey baby, hows you doin?" And when she fires you, you just go for it. Maybe she'll just take it.

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 01:34 AM Reply

That honestly would never work. What you see in porn is completely staged good sir.

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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 03:58 AM Reply

If you have any factual evidence that this even works, i want to see it.


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Response to How to Fuck Your Boss Apr. 24th, 2010 @ 04:24 AM Reply

What if your boss is married, over the age of 50 and happens to be male?

How am I ment to get into his pants then?