The Cause of Earthquakes!

[studmuffin7]

So lately we've noticed a buttload of earthquakes across the globe. Why is it happening and what is causing it? Well, it turns out the brilliant scientific nation of Iran has figured it out. Apparently, scantily clad promiscuous women are the cause of God's wrath which is manifesting as earthquakes! You can read about it here:

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/19/
iranian-cleric-promiscuous-women-cause-q uakes/

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media."

"Minister of Welfare and Social Security Sadeq Mahsooli said prayers and pleas for forgiveness were the best "formulas to repel earthquakes.""

This is especially important as Iran is set to experience some earthquake horror of its own.

"Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction
by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate".

Of course, it makes perfect sense that scantily clad women in Iran would be the cause of earthquakes... Iran is an earthquake prone country and just listen to how the women there dress!

"Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair."

Shocking!

I've come to the realization that if we want to do our patriotic duty as Americans and rid the world of another radical shithole, we need all of our women to dress scantily and invoke God's wrath upon them. Listen up ladies, it's time to do your patriotic duty and shake those money-makers!!!

[Dogmeat]

I'm not even gonna ask why the fuck Fox(the allegedly high and might news station) is bothering covering such a useless news story as this.

"And today, Mittens the cat had 8, yes that's right, 8 baby kittens. This is footage now of her grooming and feeding the kittens. Now let's discuss childhood memories that are slightly related to cats giving birth."

Holy fuck.

[Slint]

That's...that's...hum...err...

[Sekhem]

i cause earthquakes

[Gagsy]

I cause earthquakes by jumping up and down.

[NeverHundred]

That news station is crazy... crazy like a fox!

[studmuffin7]

At 4/20/10 06:12 PM, NeverHundred wrote: That news station is crazy... crazy like a fox!

What makes you say that? I think we all know that Iran has its head up its arse with this diagnosis, but that country is BUYING IT which is why it is newsworthy. Don't blame foxnews.com for the stupidity of Iran!

[manicjudgement]

Just makes you want to slap a ho and tell her to stop causing millions of deaths and trillions in expense, huh?

[Mechasloth]

Dohoho Pokemon reference

[Onepiece285]

Oh ho ho, Iran... I'm gonna miss you after our tanks roll through Tehran.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

Can you... Dig it?

[ChickenReaper]

A "buttload"?

[6r0undZ3r0]

I laughed pretty damn hard.

[Cybersief]

Aah shit... I'm embarrassed to be Arab at the moment.

[wittyusernamehere]

oh you sillies. earthquakes are caused by fatty emo chicks banging an angsty scene kid

[AnonymousAlchemist]

Everyone above is high as fuck. Sober up guys, we've got work/school in a few hours.

[Coop]

And now, a link to a reputable news source. I don't trust news companies owned by Rupert Murdoch. The Sun in the UK may be good for delivering tits, but that's it.

This is a perfect foil for the argument of a scientific person embraces new discoveries, changing their opinions on these new bases. A religious thinker will just deny them, because doing that will protect their blind faith in god and god alone.

Call a Fatwah on me, I don't care.

[BaronVonBadGuy]

At 4/21/10 05:31 AM, Coop83 wrote: But anyway, there is real concern that Tehran, Iran's capital city is build on a number of large tectonic faults. Granted, it's an old city and you can't plan that far ahead if you don't have the technology to.

I hate to buy in to the whole 2012 end of the world sensationalism, but being religious myself, and also being of the belief that various people, be them prophets, seers, major figures of religion, ect, have had the ability to tap into some form of current that draws from the literal end times. Coupled with the fact that there have been many major natural disasters that have caused some increasingly substantial damage, as well so many countries not only being hostile with one another, but continuously gaining in dangerous weapons capable of wiping us off the face of the planet. An actual apocalypse doesn't sound that far fetched, nor far off.

Nothing major has occurred where you've mentioned, but it clearly has the potential to. As does California and many other places throughout the world.

On a side note, it's more so that they are women than that they are disobeying Allah. Women ruin everything.