Testicle cut off "by mistake"

[Coop]

Story

I tell you, this is one unlucky guy... unless of course the surgeon's name was Whodyounicki Bolokov.

Never put your anatomy in the hands of someone who could get rather jealous and who is armed with a scalpel.

[Shauna]

Every man right now just held their sack in agony.

[Rory]

There is a quality healthcare system in england isn't there thank God I don't live in Manchester, Still I'm sure the other testicle will be like Tina Turner after she left Ike, Confident, empowered and destined to have a great solo carrer.

[NoxDexus]

That surgeon is a fucking idiot.

[Coop]

At 4/20/10 05:31 AM, Shauna wrote: Every man right now just held their sack in agony.

I'll admit, I did shed a tear when I read the story myself. At least he was anaesthetised :P

At 4/20/10 05:33 AM, rorypearce94 wrote: There is a quality healthcare system in england isn't there thank God I don't live in Manchester, Still I'm sure the other testicle will be like Tina Turner after she left Ike, Confident, empowered and destined to have a great solo carrer.

ROFL

I now have disturbing images of "Puppetry of the Penis" coming back and a new number, Private Dancer, being added to their repertoire.

At 4/20/10 05:35 AM, NoxDexus wrote: That surgeon is a fucking idiot.

Understatement of the day *hands out award*

[ParadoxVoid]

I read about this on Digg this morning, it sure is nuts (excuse the pun). That doctor is definitely going to be in some serious trouble, no question.

[REDSPADES]

What a fuckin' asshole doctor!

Lucky he's like the rest of us and he's got 2 more spare, right guys?

Right?!

[Rawnern]

At 4/20/10 05:35 AM, NoxDexus wrote: That surgeon is a fucking idiot.

Yes.

[darksytze]

at least the guy gets to sue the fuck out of that guy. given i wouldn't sell my balls for several millions.

[SuspiciousPenguin]

Damn, first a cyst and now a lack of the right testicle. Poor bastard.

[Loki]

So what? SUE SUE SUE SUE!

I'd rather have millions than two balls, lol.

[Shao-Kahn]

Yeah that doc is a prick... : /

[Peaceblossom]

At 4/20/10 05:57 AM, FBIpolux wrote: So what? SUE SUE SUE SUE!

I'd rather have millions than two balls, lol.

Money can't buy you that special feeling you get from...

FUCK IT, I'D TRADE MY BALL FOR MILLIONS OLOLOL.

[Drake]

I heard this yesterday. Now that I've read it for myself, I know why the whole testicle was removed. The surgeon, who gave himself some of the sedative, thought the testicle was the cyst and removed it instead of the cyst itself. That poor bastard who lost the testicle is lucky he didn't lose both with that crazy-ass doctor.

It also shows who you should trust with your life... and testicles!

[Cootie]

Now he can become a biking superstar and people will love him even more because he is only half of a man.

[Chronamut]

that surgeon and miss lorena bobbitt should team up, cutting off balls and penises everywhere :P

[Lorkas]

He was on an acid trip man.

aaef

[LiquidOoze]

What's with the man who's healthy testicle was cut off instead of the one with cancer?

[physicsman09]

Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down...

[Fro]

Dr Sulieman Al Hourani was only supposed to cut out a cyst, but removed the whole right testicle instead.

I had to stop reading there simply because I was laughing too hard and in pain at the same exact time. I finished the topic, but man, that was a good solid 2 minute laugh.

[Ericho]

It reminds me of when I read this one biography of Roald Dahl, one of my favorite childhood authors. It was a biography, and he mentioned that his father was involved in an accident in which he broke his arm. The doctor came but he was actually drunk, so he amputated the broken arm by mistake. At least it wasn't both testicles.

[AlexCo]

Holy shit, I live in Bury!

DD:

[DumbassDude]

Surgeon from Manchester? That explains it. What an unlucky guy.

[wannabeflyboy]

That is fucked!

[Loki]

At 4/20/10 09:28 AM, e-lord wrote:

At 4/20/10 05:57 AM, FBIpolux wrote: So what? SUE SUE SUE SUE!

I'd rather have millions than two balls, lol.

I wouldn't. What the fuck is wrong with you?

He still has one ball, that's enough. Stfu.

[Gagsy]

At 4/20/10 12:24 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

He still has one ball, that's enough. Stfu.

Exactly. One is still enough to create little brats with. Sure it must be terribly weird to have one (I'll never know but I can imagine life without one of my boobs), so yeah sue their fucking ass off. I don't normally agree with people suing all the time but this guy has a real reason to.

[Synnxile]

well..ya cut off my testicle huh? hmm this is a real big mistake surgeon. This is my testicle you're talking about.

Well is it legal to be put to death yet? i'm ready

[Omorashi]

Self Note: Don't go to a hospital in the UK.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 4/20/10 05:29 AM, Coop83 wrote: Story

Well I'll bet he; *puts on glasses*.

Had a ball.

[Slint]

The agony!