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Anyone tried it?

It's so wrong yet so good! Like eating KFC!

I've done it successfully in a public cubical.

I've done it at a Abstinence Convention!

though lets just say it didn't end too well.

i once did it at a cancer survivor church camp type thing that my parents help fund

no joke

it smelled like a hospice and excited me

At 4/19/10 10:14 AM, Sekhem wrote: it smelled like a hospice and excited me

It's exciting just to hear about it. I feel as if I can smell it myself. Smells like cardboard and gravy.

Ah, it sure is a pleasure to see posts in my thread.

At 4/19/10 10:15 AM, DumbassDude wrote:

At 4/19/10 10:14 AM, Sekhem wrote: it smelled like a hospice and excited me

It's exciting just to hear about it. I feel as if I can smell it myself. Smells like cardboard and gravy.

nah more like a mixture of ozone and febreeze

My MSN is always opened...

did i do good thar?

I did it in a court restroom.

yeah Im middle school I got kicked out of class and went into the biggest bathroom. Needless to say the retard stales brick wall was covered in 14 year old smeagol semen.

I masturbated while standing behind my mothers back as she made soup, it was quite the thrill.

the fact my dad was at the table watching me, kind of ruined it

I'm doing it right now. I'm outside a coffee shop on my laptop.

Well before you go to basketball practice..and a girl calls you at 9 in the morning for phone sex..and you walk by an empty park..you dont turn down the offer...just saying

At 4/19/10 10:08 AM, Lorkas wrote: Anyone tried it?

It's so wrong yet so good! Like eating KFC!

i did it once at night in the middle of the football field fully naked

At 12/23/13 01:00 AM, Farimaal317 wrote:

At 4/19/10 10:08 AM, Lorkas wrote: Anyone tried it?

It's so wrong yet so good! Like eating KFC!

i did it once at night in the middle of the football field fully naked

nice first post
...FAGGOT

a few times in a public bathroom when there were no other options

At 12/23/13 01:00 AM, Farimaal317 wrote:

At 4/19/10 10:08 AM, Lorkas wrote: Anyone tried it?

It's so wrong yet so good! Like eating KFC!

i did it once at night in the middle of the football field fully naked

welcome to newgrounds now get out

when i almost got caught once i felt so embarrassed... wouldn't even think about doing it in a public bathroom or something

I haven't done it in public but would Amaranthus' bedroom when he doesn't even know you're there be close enough? By the way, don't tell Amara-
Oh, wait...

Oops

You're a pathetically horny bastard if you can't wait until you get home to beat off.

At 12/23/13 01:29 AM, Piggler wrote: You're a pathetically horny bastard if you can't wait until you get home to beat off.

What if... you have no home.

I heard it's legal now in Sweden. As long as you don't make eye contact that is.

My general reaction to that sort of idea can be explained by this image.

At 4/19/10 10:23 AM, Lorkas wrote: Ah, it sure is a pleasure to see posts in my thread.

are you reading them in a public place?

CRANK DOWN!

I've done it. There's an alley behind my house that stretches for about a block. Sometmes I wait until its late at night, take all my cloths off, then put on my socks and shoes and walk out into the chilly air and just beat it senseless.

I have been caught before, which is where the shoes come in. When you get seen outside and naked, jacking your cock, you need to be able to leg it as fast as you can to get away.

Sounds creepy.
Sex in public, more fun.

At 4/19/10 10:11 AM, Mans0n wrote: I've done it at a Abstinence Convention!

though lets just say it didn't end too well.

what happened

i did it at hospital once and at the doctors office in the restroom

and in middle school i was rubbing my dick through my pocket

I must be honest here...

I have taken to the guilty pleasure of a fap about 4 or 5 times in my school bathroom (no one else around, mind you.)

Lol WTF? Why should I tell my secret, but fine, i'll humor you. I did masturbate in the pool, while checking the bitches swimming above me ooh yaahhh! From down below those babes look totally good and tasty.