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Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:30:55 Reply

Ohkey...so whats up GUYS ?

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:31:49 Reply

This thread will be locked innnn!

10 seconds


Unarguable rebuttal^

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:32:21 Reply

finna go to the struggle and make myself a PB & J sandwich. Almost as good as a regular sandwich, but I'm not a woman so no.


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:34:43 Reply

As long as that chick mod that claims to have had something going with my mum...nevermind.
Doesnt find this mod im sure we should be cool.
Unless we have a no good none Redneck like mod.

Bitch get me my shotgun !...and a samich..

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:37:04 Reply

I'm not sexist i just like sexist jokes.....wait. They're funny.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:47:02 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:37 PM, SuspiciousPenguin wrote: I'm not sexist i just like sexist jokes.....wait. They're funny.

Yea, seems awesome in here :)

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:48:00 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:31 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: This thread will be locked innnn!

10 seconds

oh i hope not... this is potential gold.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:48:52 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:48 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/16/10 08:31 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: This thread will be locked innnn!

10 seconds
oh i hope not... this is potential gold.

well its been like 5 min I think ?
And all the female mods are in the kicthen.
We should be cool I guess

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:50:22 Reply

You ever why it takes 400,000,000 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
They won't stop to ask for directions!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:50:31 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:48 PM, kaywire wrote:
At 4/16/10 08:48 PM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote:
At 4/16/10 08:31 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: This thread will be locked innnn!

10 seconds
oh i hope not... this is potential gold.
well its been like 5 min I think ?
And all the female mods are in the kicthen.
We should be cool I guess

I used to make sexist jokes ALL OF THE TIME!

It's funny if you have a female that'll laugh and try one's back at you

Otherwise they bitch and bitch...
Ruins everything...

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:52:12 Reply

Woman's rights.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:52:23 Reply

You ever wonder where a man's place is?

In the lawn mowing the grass!


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:52:40 Reply

Since some loser mod deleted my question, I will ask it here.
If lesbians get married, who does the dishes?

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:54:43 Reply

heres the only one i can remember.
If woman have a sixth sense why don“t they use their other 5 ones.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:56:33 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:52 PM, FoodnSex wrote: Since some loser mod deleted my question, I will ask it here.
If lesbians get married, who does the dishes?

The one that doesn't obviously look lesbian, i.e. the "feminine" one.


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 20:59:14 Reply

I love watching all the women dunk in the WNBA.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:01:18 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:52 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: You ever wonder where a man's place is?

In the lawn mowing the grass!

Yours is much worse my friend,your either in a car drving like an retard or in the kitchen


Moved to new account.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:02:45 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:52 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: You ever wonder where a man's place is?

In the lawn mowing the grass!

I ain't got no time to do the grass women, make me a sandwich and then you can go do it.


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:03:42 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:52 PM, link-011 wrote: Woman's rights.

wow this is the best joke on here


If your reading this you have to much time on your hands i suggest you get a hobbie

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:06:53 Reply

Q:Why do women get married in white?

A:So they match the kitchen appliances!


My opinions are so useless, I don't even listen to them.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:19:59 Reply

At 4/16/10 09:06 PM, BrainlessDan wrote: Q:Why do women get married in white?

A:So they match the kitchen appliances!

Ah Si my fellow male :)

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:24:04 Reply

Why don't women need watches? There is a clock on the stove.


For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:24:46 Reply

This still makes me laugh, anybody agree?

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PSN: Tysonizer, Best Thread of 2012.

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:33:34 Reply

At 4/16/10 09:24 PM, kanon1 wrote: This still makes me laugh, anybody agree?

Oh wow, that is a great one my fellow male superpower !

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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:43:16 Reply

Female drivers! LOLOLOLOL


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 21:48:10 Reply

At 4/16/10 08:52 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: You ever wonder where a man's place is?

In the lawn mowing the grass!

That Hibiscus is a female spy! AKA the one who gives herself away.


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 22:08:34 Reply

At 4/16/10 09:01 PM, CritcalOne wrote:
At 4/16/10 08:52 PM, HibiscusKazeneko wrote: You ever wonder where a man's place is?

In the lawn mowing the grass!
Yours is much worse my friend,your either in a car drving like an retard or in the kitchen

Guess what? I'm a better chef than you'll ever be.

Take THAT!


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 22:14:42 Reply

You realize it's because of things like this that we're all a bunch of dateless losers?


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 22:16:02 Reply

At 4/16/10 10:14 PM, physicsman09 wrote: You realize it's because of things like this that we're all a bunch of dateless losers?

Nah.


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Response to Sexist jokes ? 2010-04-16 22:17:03 Reply

At 4/16/10 10:14 PM, physicsman09 wrote: You realize it's because of things like this that we're all a bunch of dateless losers?

Its funny cause I got some action today