The Rucklo Files

[FeedingAdiction]

Okay, so I was looking around the internet cause I'm pretty bored right now waiting for my friend to finish his prototype for some kind of machine, and I came across this site. I fiddled around with it and got a few files and their authorization codes. Here's what I got... Oh, and all file & authorization codes are case sensitive.
For some reason, this was in a different file code format. All the others are just date:
File code: ilicball
Authorization code: ILIKBALL
December 25, 2012
"I fucking knew it. It was all a lie. I can't believe I believed it for more than 20 fucking seconds." is what I wish I would've said. But I didn't. In fact, I said quite the opposite. If that's what I was saying, then that would mean I'm not dying. It turns out they weren't lying. It's happening! A meteor hit my village, killed 250 people... After that, it started happening everywhere. The United States was the first to be hit. And by the United States, I mean the whole United States. Every single state got hit by a meteor every 5 blocks. That place is a wasteland. I hope I don't die. Lord be with me.

File code: 04012010
Authorization Code: A3AD2ER4
April 01, 2010
Oh, you guys are so fucking hilarious! God damnit Tom, you really outdid yourself this year. Not in terms of comedy, in terms of how FUCKING stupid you made the site look! Kevin Bacon day? You fucking serious? What the fuck were you thinking! Our views went down by 25%! Seriously, we lost 25% of our users that fucking day, just cause you're so stupid you changed the site! WTF is wrong with you these days Tom? I want to know, cause when we lost 25% of viewers, we lost 25% of our ad revenue. Less ad revenue means less money, less money means no Newgrounds! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY WHEN I'M NOT A MOD? Fuck you Tom, you were really stupid today... Really really stupid.

This one's my favorite:
File code: 12302009
Authorization Code: JBAAAAAR
December 30, 2009
HOOORRRAAAYYYY!!!!! Sanjay has left the building. That's one less mod I have to destroy to take BBR's title. And trust me, I will get that position, I will get it as long as my username is CENSORED. Sorry, I don't want to reveal my true identity, so every time my name is mentioned, it will be censored. Don't worry, I'm not CENSORED.

[iamgrimreaper]

Wow dude, that's a pretty fucked up find.

[Loki]

You had a lot of time on your hands to make that site...

[iamgrimreaper]

At 4/15/10 03:19 AM, FBIpolux wrote: You had a lot of time on your hands to make that site...

Not to mention the entries. Those look pretty thought out, except the last one.

[Loki]

At 4/15/10 03:33 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 4/15/10 03:19 AM, FBIpolux wrote: You had a lot of time on your hands to make that site...

Not to mention the entries. Those look pretty thought out, except the last one.

Pretty sure that's your alt...

[iamgrimreaper]

At 4/15/10 03:37 AM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 4/15/10 03:33 AM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 4/15/10 03:19 AM, FBIpolux wrote: You had a lot of time on your hands to make that site...

Not to mention the entries. Those look pretty thought out, except the last one.

Pretty sure that's your alt...

Actually, my alt is bnwproductions. Poozy knows that.

[BoiledRabbitsFeet]

How would anyone come up with an identical ID and number out of fucking random?! Makes no sense!