When the penis comes off

[Slingshot]

Sometimes I like to go around Playstation Home pretending to be a girl. I get guys to like me. I let the relationship drag on a few weeks until they falll madly in love with me. Some guys have "been with" me for months and still don't know I'm a guy. They talk about moving in together, marriage, having children. They create these fantasies and dreams in their head where they and my characters are living happily together all nice and snug. It makes me afraid to tell them the truth but I know I have to let them go eventually. Sometimes I feel like I'm doing them a favor, I know some of you have experienced that wonderful feeling of having a girlfriend, something to be happy about. I feel as though I'm keeping them happy and helping them with their problems until they find a real girl. When ever they feel down or hav e real life troubles they feel they can always rely on my characters to help them out. Wouldn't you guys say I'm doing the right thing? For what is love but an illusion and what can we see but love? Or am I just playing sick games with peoples heads?

Do you ever do anything like this Newgrounds?

Don't hate me.

[ELITE-101]

I think you have a secret disire to be a trap.

[Slingshot]

At 4/12/10 08:59 PM, ELITE-101 wrote: I think you have a secret disire to be a trap.

Perhaps I could work for Dateline

[blue-ice-cube]

im gonna laugh when you tell him and he kills himself and has his friends tape it and send it to you as a reminder of what you did.

[Letiger]

I did this to a guz over WoW for 3 months. December to March.

KHELDRAGAR!

[Izzy712]

It's a sick trap, and could potentially put someone lonely enough in a state of depression for a while.

Keep going.

[blue-ice-cube]

Also its not a good thing to toy around with people.

[Gobblemeister]

I think it's hilarious

I spent all my time in home doing the robot while looking like a punk Shiite

Good times

[Mags1722]

i used to do on omegle, it was hilarious.
me-im soooo wet
him-i bet you our
me-do you have a boner?-
him-hell ya
me- me to

[Letiger]

At 4/12/10 09:10 PM, Mags1722 wrote: i used to do on omegle, it was hilarious.
me-im soooo wet
him-i bet you our
me-do you have a boner?-
him-hell ya
me- me to

Go on...

[nickiboy333]

At 4/12/10 09:02 PM, letiger wrote: I did this to a guz over WoW for 3 months. December to March.

KHELDRAGAR!

Moonglade? I may just want to kill you.

[Timmy]

Did you get my flowers yet, sweetheart? :D

[EyeLovePoozy]

In these type of situations the one ridiculed is usually the person on the receiving end believing he was talking to a female. I've never understood the thinking of tricking someone into thinking you are someone that you aren't. I suggest that even though the person doing the believing is probably a douche bag, the person laying the ground work is a used by a herpes infested whore, scorching case of syphilis having UBER douche bag.

That type of person usually is trolling dozens of regular douche bags all over the internet, not just one site. In places like FB, YT, hell even NG, etc. They aren't satisfied with just one ass clown fawning over their fake persona. They need several...

tl:dr
I suggest that the trap is sadder than the dupe.

[Gobblemeister]

At 4/12/10 09:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

tl:dr
I suggest that the trap is sadder than the dupe.

At least we still get to laugh about it

[Slingshot]

At 4/12/10 09:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

bunch a ol' stanky shit

Dude stop beeing such a buzzkill. You're just jealous because you could never get a guy to like you.

[Letiger]

At 4/12/10 09:13 PM, nickiboy333 wrote:

At 4/12/10 09:02 PM, letiger wrote: I did this to a guz over WoW for 3 months. December to March.

KHELDRAGAR!

Moonglade? I may just want to kill you.

No, this is Qonquerer.

[Slingshot]

I wonder how many people clicked on this thinking it was going to be about someone getting their penis cut off.

[KirtTheGreat]

At 4/12/10 08:57 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

Or am I just playing sick games with peoples heads?

This. That's pretty creepy. >_>

[Slingshot]

At 4/12/10 09:33 PM, yt1DER wrote: The longer you drag it out, the funnier it will be when you tell them you're a man.

And they won't believe you at first, so send them pictures of your penis.

That happened to me once. I told a guy the truth and he refused to believe it. So I decided to keep on dragging it out.

[Zombie-Toaster]

At 4/12/10 09:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I suggest that the trap is sadder than the dupe.

Cmon Poozy we all know you want to be a trap.

[kazumazkan]

wow man thats you ?

[mcom234]

At 4/12/10 08:57 PM, slingshot14 wrote: Sometimes I like to go around Playstation Home pretending to be a girl. I get guys to like me. I let the relationship drag on a few weeks until they falll madly in love with me. Some guys have "been with" me for months and still don't know I'm a guy. They talk about moving in together, marriage, having children. They create these fantasies and dreams in their head where they and my characters are living happily together all nice and snug. It makes me afraid to tell them the truth but I know I have to let them go eventually.
Do you ever do anything like this Newgrounds?

sounds to me like you yuorself need to get a girlfreind.... or a boyfriend.... cuz u mite be a littttttttle smudge gay for carrying out as long as you did.

[Dragoonwing]

I like playing as a girl in MMOs and games where you create your own character. I like faking my gender.

[mrdude300]

I do the same thing so its okay.

[Metal-Loving-Medic]

Heard of omegle.com?

Yeah... that shits funny

[blue-ice-cube]

At 4/12/10 10:45 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: I have an alt on this site. I pretend to be a girl. The name is not to be disclosed.

i remember you having an account called ''lemonsourkidsalt'' care to explain for us?

[Slingshot]

At 4/12/10 10:54 PM, Metal-Loving-Medic wrote: Heard of omegle.com?

Yeah... that shits funny

Visited, looks like fun

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 4/12/10 10:45 PM, lemonsourkid wrote: I have an alt on this site. I pretend to be a girl. The name is not to be disclosed.

Because we need you to disclose names to be able to know your alts...

[Killinkyle]

At 4/12/10 09:22 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 4/12/10 09:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

:You're just jealous because you could never get a guy to like you.

Thats not true! :(

[Slingshot]

At 4/12/10 11:07 PM, Killinkyle wrote:

At 4/12/10 09:22 PM, slingshot14 wrote:

At 4/12/10 09:17 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote:

You're just jealous because you could never get a guy to like you.

Thats not true! :(

What? He your boyfriend?