why is the grim reaper so grim? who shoved what up his ass? thats what i wanna know. he gets to take people to the afterlife or w/e, and never die at that. he should be happy.
fuck
maybe cause he lost a limbo contest against 2 children
Maybe if he got laid, he would be a little less grouchy.
Killing people isn't as fun as it sounds.
It's even more fun.
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At 4/10/10 11:31 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Maybe if he got laid, he would be a little less grouchy.
how could the grim reaper even have sex? lol
fuck
At 4/10/10 11:38 PM, Synnxile wrote:At 4/10/10 11:31 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Maybe if he got laid, he would be a little less grouchy.how could the grim reaper even have sex? lol
The scythe is quite pleasurable, I would know.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.
how could the grim reaper even have sex? lol
Necrophilia?
A huge sythe does not compensate for "other things".
At 4/11/10 12:04 AM, kraze0R wrote:how could the grim reaper even have sex? lolNecrophilia?
Girls just be jumpn on his bones
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He never gets to experience the after life.. Pretty grim when u think about it
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First up, the grim reaper was not the original reaper, it was a greek guy, or god called Kronos, the Grim Reaper is the English version of a pyschopomp, but maybe the guy's grim because he has too spend all eternity ushering souls into the next life, no heaven for him, no hell, basically he's in limbo and the only company he has is when he sends a soul to the other side, it must be a very boring existence for him, I actauully feel bad for the guy, he's life sucks, but when I die, i wish i could become a reaper.
That's unbloody British that is!
At 4/11/10 07:36 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote: First up, the grim reaper was not the original reaper, it was a greek guy, or god called Kronos
WRONG. Kronos or Chronos wass the FATHER of the gods and the titans. He held a sickle, that's why people mistake him for the grim reaper.
According to greek mythology, Heracles wrestled with the guy. By that time, Kronos was dead. That proves that Kronos didn't even get to reap shit before he died.
Read before you use the shades emoticon, n00b.
Because he's the Angel of Death and can only bring death.
Just chillin' like always.
At 4/11/10 10:37 AM, VinnyXY wrote: Because he's the Angel of Death and can only bring death.
And cookies
Also i think he can't drink so that would suck
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At 4/11/10 01:19 AM, mrgreg846 wrote:At 4/11/10 12:04 AM, kraze0R wrote:Girls just be jumpn on his boneshow could the grim reaper even have sex? lolNecrophilia?
Lol! Did you forget that he's Death and that who ever touches him dies? Lol! I'm afraid he can't have sex at all!
Just chillin' like always.
At 4/10/10 11:31 PM, RuinedMartyr wrote: Maybe if he got laid, he would be a little less grouchy.
That was quite possibly the coolest pic I've ever seen in my entire life...
Unarguable rebuttal^
At 4/10/10 11:18 PM, Synnxile wrote: why is the grim reaper so grim?
because people perceive death as so grim.
“You only live twice: Once when you're born, and once when you look death in the face.”
At 4/10/10 11:37 PM, Space-Whale wrote: MAybe because he's depressed.
And it's probably because he can't have sex because anyone who touches him will die cause he's got the touch of death.
Just chillin' like always.
Isn't the grim rasper derived from Angel Samuel or more commonly known as The Angel of The Dead who appears in scripture from the Abraham religions?
If so, he'd be feeling awesome because he plays with dead bodies.
It's not the lack of crimes that values your morality but your capacity for contrition.
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Hey Death is a cool dude and he can;t shag people, if I was Death I'd be pissed all the time, cos he's all bone he doesn't have a dick, plus he can;'t exactly drink or get drunk because he has no organs, life, or death really sucks for him.
Oh and BTW Death is not the or an angel of Death, the Grim Reaper is not an angel, he is a psychopamp, which is greek for guide to souls.
That's unbloody British that is!
The grim repaer is grim 'cos he got Melvined (why did no one mention it before?)
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That's unbloody British that is!
At 4/11/10 12:41 PM, greatwh1teshark wrote: How the hell could Death be an emo?
He carries a bloody big knife, you do the math, sunny boy.
Dean: Rorys parents didn't give him dancing lessons. That much is obvious.
There are many things I regret, one of them Is asking the above buckfast swilling prick for a sig.
At 4/10/10 11:22 PM, klik28 wrote: maybe cause he lost a limbo contest against 2 children
You beat me to it...
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Yay the harvester of souls sounds like great craic.
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