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worst one i got, which the teacher saw, GF (who was on holiday in spain) sent me a picture of her masturbating... captioned with "thinking of you"...

D:

At 4/12/10 06:25 AM, OMGhaxedlol wrote: worst one i got, which the teacher saw, GF (who was on holiday in spain) sent me a picture of her masturbating... captioned with "thinking of you"...

D:

if teacher confiscated it he had a great night

I'm waay to cool for a cellphone! Im totally above them and their witch-craft magic tricks.

i really wish i had a phone so i can also receive Txt messages in class.

Ugh, if I have my phone with me during class it'll get confiscated or I'll get yelled at (although some teachers are fine with it.)

Once during my prac. tech. class our teacher was busy somewhere else and I kept getting texts from an unknown number talking about teenage mutant ninja turtles, I have no idea who that was.

What retards send random texts like that...?

Well I did get a text from a guy saying "I've got an Itchy Bum"

At 4/12/10 10:52 AM, Aprime wrote: What retards send random texts like that...?

Well I did get a text from a guy saying "I've got an Itchy Bum"

the guy was the teacher?

Well the message wasn't weird but the resulting reaction was weird. My girlfriend (ex girlfriend now), sent me a slideshow of rather promiscuous pictures (Yes, naked among many other things). So as I'm oggling over them, my teacher asked me to come up and finish an equation on the board. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PUT DOWN A BONER WITHIN 5 SECONDS?!? It's hard just to give you the answer.

i like germans because germans like pizza. :D

At 4/12/10 12:21 PM, skaterdude821 wrote: i like germans because germans like pizza. :D

but pizza does not like germans and kicks france in the balls

At 4/11/10 05:15 AM, Mechabloby wrote: HAAARRR HAAARRR

MY FREND HE SEND ME FUNNI RANDOOM MESSAGE!! LOL IT SAED "IMA PENGUIN!! LOL" IT WAS LIKE WELL FUNNY I NEERLY CRIED

MY FONE GOT TOOKED FRUM MAH BUTT DAT WAS SUM FUNNII SHAT LOL GOD HE IS SO RANDOM LOL!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

My thoughts exactly.

At 4/12/10 05:48 AM, TheBloxMaster wrote: "Brrring! It's for you! Oh, look! The teacher! YOU'RE IN DEEP SHIT, BRO!"

That sounds nice.

a picture of a boobie dressed up as a bunny on easter.
It was hawt.

altough i receive many messages in class i never get my phone taken away cuz all people on this school are blind.

for instance: i am in the computer class right now being on ng

i got one of a "sex tape" goin round
of some slut. i deleted it after i saw it
cuz the PO started checkin phones and if u have one of the
4 dif video's u get fined for having underage porn

in our school, teachers have stopped taking your phones because taking phones is gay

most messages are probably for disturbance and mocking ..