At 4/11/10 10:49 PM, Salnax wrote:
At 4/11/10 10:39 PM, Calcos wrote:
Funny, most people like those games. I know that I might regret this, but can you elaborate on why you hate them?
At 4/10/10 08:28 PM, HappyMango wrote:
I lol'ed, very hard, but I'm also not trolling. No, seriously, those games are a disgrace to the Video Gaming world. I wish they had never been made.
At 4/10/10 07:22 PM, Calcos wrote:
Super Smash Bros. All three of them. They all suck, and need to go away. The fact that so many people take them seriously just makes me sick.okay, who turned off the tr0ll shield? was it you Salnax?
Ok, here's why:
1) The Fanservice. Now, Fanservice is something that is common in games. Super Street Fighter 4 has many demanded characters from past games. Do I have a problem with this? No. In fact, I can't wait for this game. Unfortunately for SSB, Fanservice is all it has. It's major hype is that it allows you to beat the crap out of your friends with famous Nintendo characters.......and nothing else. I've said this before, and I'll say it again. If this game didn't have famous Nintendo stars in it, then it wouldn't have gotten any attention at all.
2) Miscellaneous Bullshit. Needless content (Stickers? Seriously?), tripping, port priority, horrible glitches, disgusting online, must use a button to block (it's a 2D game, for Christ's sake!), and the dreadfully simple gameplay system. No wonder so many little kids play this game. It's because it's gameplay system is so simple a kid could play it, and play it well.
3) Lack of Satisfaction. Whenever I win a match in SSB, I never feel good about it. Why? It's too simple, and doesn't allow for any sort of complex design mechanics, all it is is hit your opponent and wait for him to recover, then do it again, and again, and again. There is no solid combo system, no super moves (SMASH BULLS R CHEAP!!!), no complex strategies, nothing. Games get boring when you can master them in a week.
4) The Community: This is the straw that broke the camel's back. I can't believe the lengths the community will go to make a game that isn't balanced and tournament-based and turn into something that it was never meant to be. Almost everything is banned in tournaments, and the game is constantly being modded, which just shows what the game was really meant for: Havoc. Undeniable, brutal, and absolutely insane amounts of, HAVOC.
I will admit, the game isn't bad. It's what it's being treated like that makes me wish that it never existed. It's a lot like the Power Stone games, but has a giant fanbase of drooling idiots. I constantly tell them to play an actual tournament fighter, like Street Fighter, but whenever they try one out, they drop the controller in 5 minutes because they think it's "too complex". And no, Soul Calibur isn't a tournament fighter. Games don't deserve to be hated only after 5 minutes of playtime. Give it a chance, and if you truly like Fighters, then you'll like them, and leave Super Smash Bros. behind, like I did.