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I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:27:58 Reply

I mistook it for my allergy pills and when I look at the label, it said "Silver Aged Pre-Crisis Pill, Pwnageness guaranteed!!!"

Then suddenly I grew muscles and somehow learned to fly. Knowing this, I flew into space and found out I can still breathe. I decided to see what's inside a black hole so I flew in warp speed right through several stars.

"Finally!"

I flew straight into a black hole and saw something awesome. I would tell you what I saw inside the hole but I promised someone in there that I won't tell because I gave him my word, sorry kids. Anyway I flew out and return to Earth.


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:30:58 Reply

Hey, you can do anything, even break a promise.


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:34:04 Reply

At 4/9/10 04:30 PM, Prinzy2 wrote: Hey, you can do anything, even break a promise.

Surely the pills gave you enough strength for that.

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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:38:58 Reply

It's just a man in a shed, i've met him before.

If you took them by accident, who is it that already has this "pwnage" power?


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:43:11 Reply

It was crack!

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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:48:11 Reply

Was it an MSpaint cock?


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:50:38 Reply

Um...Okay!


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 16:54:13 Reply

The pills were your grandmother's.
She's going to die.
I hope you're happy.

Sicko.

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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 17:56:46 Reply

At 4/9/10 04:54 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: The pills were your grandmother's.
She's going to die.
I hope you're happy.

Sicko.

They're "Silver Aged" pills, they give you awesome super powers.


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 18:01:56 Reply

Was it Matt Damon? It was Matt Damon wasn't it? I knew it!


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 18:05:02 Reply

Where do you get these pills? Or is that a secret too?


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 18:07:46 Reply

At 4/9/10 06:05 PM, Yukin wrote: Where do you get these pills? Or is that a secret too?

It was there in the kitchen, no idea who bought it.


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 18:32:51 Reply

Was it...a Jackal?!

Congratulations if you get the reference.

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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 18:38:38 Reply

The Silver Age was a weird time.

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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 19:34:17 Reply

OMG, YOU GAVE HIM THE BIRD? You dont know? Everyone's heard....about the...bird..

A WELL A WELL THE B-B-BIRD BIRD BIRD. THE BIRD IS THE WORD


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 19:37:35 Reply

At 4/9/10 04:27 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: I won't tell because I gave him my word, sorry kids.

Aww.................. PLEASE! Pretty please with a cherry on top!


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Response to I took some pills 2010-04-09 19:58:37 Reply

At 4/9/10 06:38 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: The Silver Age was a weird time.

Indeed it is, now I can see why Superman was able to pull off so many crap back then. He even almost accidentally warped himself into heaven one time.


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