1. (a) Smell like a fart all the time ?
(b) Drink a Diarrhea milkshake?
2. (a) Have to tell all your neighbours you have a fetish for beastiality?
(b) Walk around with a vibrator up your ass?
3. (a) Walk in on your grandfarther jacking off?
(b) Your grandfarther walking on you jacking off?
4. (a) Eat a dead Squirrel?
(b) Eat a live cow?
5. (a) Have 17 testicles?
(b) Just one the size of a coconut?
6. (a) Have a third leg?
(b) Have a third arm?
7. (a) Experience an orgasm from the word "Pancake"?
(b) Upon reaching climax start singing the chorus of "Come on Eileen"?
8. (a) Never have sex again?
(b) Have sex once with a walrus?
9. (a) Give a blowjob to each member of "Twisted Sister"?
(b) Be double-teamed by Mayor McCheese & Grimace?
And finally the worst for last:
10. (a) Watch a porno with your parents?
(b) Watch a Porno OF your parents?