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Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:01:40 Reply

A random old lady just knocked on the door and she's still there. It's been five minutes.

WTF do i do now?


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:02:30 Reply

Urinate through mail slot.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:04:34 Reply

Give her a dollar or something.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:05:53 Reply

Blast music very loudly right at the door.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:06:00 Reply

Throw random prescription pills at her and she'll go away.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:06:34 Reply

Open the door at random and let a random person walk out in a random fashion.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:07:24 Reply

Answer the door instead of asking people what to do, you fucking pansy.

Jesus Christ, isn't that obvious?

unless you're kidding. I hope you are

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:12:08 Reply

Answer the door and see what she wants; she might be lost.

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:15:03 Reply

You should grab her cock


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:17:16 Reply

Hey man, that's someone's fucking grandma, okay? You do what she wants, no matter what she wants. Got it, jerk?

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:17:42 Reply

stab her with a knife and then rape her corpse

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:19:12 Reply

You play the waiting game.


I'm an instigator

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:21:56 Reply

At 4/8/10 12:20 PM, Ejit wrote: Answer, and say you were in the shower or something.

If she asks why you're not wet smack her

yeah she saw me through the window and i walked away from her.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:22:40 Reply

Open the door, and let her kill you.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:23:07 Reply

Open the door and mbate in front of her. :o


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:27:31 Reply

It worries me slightly that some people's first reaction when someone unexpected knocks at their door is to tell the internet.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:30:51 Reply

At 4/8/10 12:27 PM, Hoeloe wrote: It worries me slightly that some people's first reaction when someone unexpected knocks at their door is to tell the internet.

Apperntly they got a lot spare time on their hands.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:45:43 Reply

It's probally a jehovas witness.They have alot of spare time.

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:47:04 Reply

set the old lady on fire

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:47:23 Reply

Answering the door would be a good idea.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 12:50:50 Reply

When I was...


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 13:11:16 Reply

She's gonna ask for tree fitty!


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 13:19:36 Reply

At 4/8/10 12:01 PM, Chilliconcarne wrote: A random old lady just knocked on the door and she's still there. It's been five minutes.

WTF do i do now?

Be creative, throw something at her. Perhaps feces.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 13:21:16 Reply

Blast her with piss.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 13:33:07 Reply

Mix in a cup of flower.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 15:04:32 Reply

At 4/8/10 12:06 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Throw random prescription pills at her and she'll go away.

hahahahaha

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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 15:16:27 Reply

This is what you get for not filling out the census.


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Response to Old lady just knocked at door. 2010-04-08 15:22:42 Reply

HAHA I was lol'ing hard through this entire thread!!! I hope she's not still there as I am typing this.

You need to open up the blinds and curtains on the window, put porn on the T.V. and just watch...

If she watches too then you let her in.


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