Frohawks and Skinny Jeans

[Taikal]

How come all of the ppl are wearing these Frohawks and Skinny jeans?! Could some one mind explaining this to me?

[REDSPADES]

well, i'll explain that to you when you explain why you've got an emo doucher in your sig.

[Lorkas]

I never understand why dudes wear it...Seriously.

[EvilerBowser1001]

Frohawks are because teens are trying to be cool in rather stupid ways, namely by having some of the worst hair ever.

Skinny jeans can be explained by no dudes wearing them having any balls, because it's almost impossible to have them and wear those stupid pants.
Seriously, I want to punch every dude wearing skinny jeans.

This is the pussy generation, people.

[HungarianSupermarket]

Frohawk? Do you mean fauxhawk?

[platypuspwn]

I fucking hate them both.

[HighWay]

Its a trend that girls are (for some unknown reason) attracted to.

[HungarianSupermarket]

Goddamn frohawks fucking everywhere.

[JohnnyWang]

Frohawks or fauxhawks? Because the former is awesome, the latter isn't.

Anyway, they're fashion trends, Durr. Trying to rationalize them is a moot point.

[EvilerBowser1001]

At 4/8/10 11:58 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Its a trend that girls are (for some unknown reason) attracted to.

I can actually explain this.

See, when girls first go through budding sexual development and attraction, they go after what's most familiar, or what seems similar to what's most familiar to them.

namely, girls.

Most girls go through attractions and fantasies regarding other girls, and some even have periods where they appear to become temporary lesbians and bisexuals before seemingly going back straight.

Therefore, they're most attracted to boys that act like girls the most, generally speaking:
So they go after the guys that take crazy care of their hair, wear tight pants, and possibly listen to 'emotional' music.

At least, that's what it's like at first.

[VespeneGas]

The fuck is a frohawk?

[Celtic-Tiger]

At 4/8/10 12:03 PM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote:

At 4/8/10 11:58 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

Therefore, they're most attracted to boys that act like girls the most, generally speaking:
So they go after the guys that take crazy care of their hair, wear tight pants, and possibly listen to 'emotional' music.

wat

This is interesting.

[Luke]

Because they're faggot emo kids.

[Sevkat]

I think it's spelled 'fauxhawk' or some shit. Anyway, I rock a buzzcut and baggy jeans.
lolwut

[EyeLovePoozy]

At 4/8/10 01:18 PM, Sevkat wrote: Anyway, I rock a buzzcut and baggy jeans.

*highfive*

I'll never understand these kids I see with the super tight jeans. I swear to christ it's so damn gay...

[JohnnyWang]

At 4/8/10 01:30 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I swear to christ it's so damn gay...

Skinny jeans aren't gay. Of gay people I know, a smaller percentage wear skinnny jeans that straight teens I know.

[Lorkas]

At 4/8/10 01:32 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 4/8/10 01:30 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: I swear to christ it's so damn gay...

Skinny jeans aren't gay. Of gay people I know, a smaller percentage wear skinnny jeans that straight teens I know.

Yeah, gays know more about fashion than teens.

[JeremysFilms]

I wear skinny jeans and i swoosh my hair to the side and i rock custom nikes and i wear tight bright tshirts and im not gay. if i had a fauxhawk i would be a faggg tho

[Struggle]

I don't understand how having a fauxhawk makes you emo, lol.
If it's the combination of the fauxhawk with the skinny jeans, no, you're wrong. Skinny jeans don't auto-make you emo no matter what.

[Cybersief]

I've never wanted to punch someone more than these two faggots who call themselves "New Boyz".

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