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Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:03:11 Reply

The copy of Portal 2 is in the same room you are, and it's the only copy of Portal 2 that has and will ever be made. How will you claim Portal 2?

RULES:

1. Walls, floors and ceiling of the room are indestructible, portal proof, and impenetrable. The world is two-dimensional.
2. You start where the diagram labeled "You" is drawn.
3. The phone lets you wish for anything you need, but you cannot wish for Portal 2, all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone, and you cannot wish to break any rules.
4. Touching the spikes will kill you.
5. There is a young man jerking on youtube above you, if you interrupt his webcast or step on his shoes, he will kill you.
6. Walking between him and the camera will interrupt his webcast.
7. Harming the young man in anyway causes the copy of Portal 2 to self-destruct.
8. Only non-organic objects may pass through the plasma barrier, everything else that touches it will disintegrate immediately.
9. You must obtain Portal 2, or you will surely die.

Will you be getting Portal 2?


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:04:46 Reply

I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:05:33 Reply

At 4/8/10 03:04 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...

3. ...all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone...


True story...

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:10:44 Reply

I'd go home and download it from Steam =D

Problem solved.

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:13:42 Reply

have no real interest in the sequel.

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:16:25 Reply

At 4/8/10 03:05 AM, arcansi wrote:
At 4/8/10 03:04 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...
3. ...all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone...

So "You" is an object?


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:17:36 Reply

At 4/8/10 03:16 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote:
At 4/8/10 03:05 AM, arcansi wrote:
At 4/8/10 03:04 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...
3. ...all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone...
So "You" is an object?

Yes, so is the young man and everything that exists inside the room.


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:18:53 Reply

At 4/8/10 03:17 AM, arcansi wrote: Yes, so is the young man and everything that exists inside the room.

So you're saying the black guy is an object?

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:20:21 Reply

I would wish for two portals and do this:

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:25:42 Reply

1-Use phone to get an invisible remote controlled robot
2-get robot past camera and go under the dudes feet.
3- Get portal 2
4- Make portal invisible as well
5- repeat step 2, but in reverse.
6- Get portal 2.
7-????
8- PROFIT!


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:40:54 Reply

Wish to freeze young man.
Wish for thruster on rope.
Turn on thruster.
Wait for rope to clip through the wall.
Wish I was small enough to slip through rope fibers.
Crawl through rope to Portal 2.
Wish to be normal size.

Will you be getting Portal 2?


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 03:43:23 Reply

could always use the door too! =D
Do I win yet?

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 21:55:18 Reply

At 4/8/10 03:13 AM, Yacazuma wrote: have no real interest in the sequel.

9. You must obtain Portal 2, or you will surely die.


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 22:19:56 Reply

At 4/8/10 03:43 AM, BoonChild wrote: could always use the door too! =D
Do I win yet?

Or just dig a hole through the ground! =D

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 22:24:49 Reply

I would
A) Pick Up the Spikes
B)Kill the purple troll
C)Smash the spikes through the wall

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-08 22:28:09 Reply

At 4/8/10 10:19 PM, Damon-Good wrote:
At 4/8/10 03:43 AM, BoonChild wrote: could always use the door too! =D
Do I win yet?
Or just dig a hole through the ground! =D

1. Walls, floors and ceiling of the room are indestructible, portal proof, and impenetrable.

Maybe the rules should've been listed in the actual picture. :(


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-12 01:48:01 Reply

At 4/8/10 03:40 AM, andycastaneda wrote: Wish to freeze young man.
Wish for thruster on rope.
Turn on thruster.
Wait for rope to clip through the wall.
Wish I was small enough to slip through rope fibers.
Crawl through rope to Portal 2.
Wish to be normal size.

I win then, I guess.


I am the coolest Otaku you will ever meet.

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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-12 01:51:37 Reply

I actually found the first game to just be boring.

I might get it when its like $10 on steam though.


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-12 01:52:04 Reply

Video Game Forums is that way....


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-12 01:54:22 Reply

At 4/12/10 01:48 AM, andycastaneda wrote:
At 4/8/10 03:40 AM, andycastaneda wrote: Wish to freeze young man.
Wish for thruster on rope.
Turn on thruster.
Wait for rope to clip through the wall.
Wish I was small enough to slip through rope fibers.
Crawl through rope to Portal 2.
Wish to be normal size.
I win then, I guess.

The phone can't be used to affect objects.

I'd wish for a plank of wood to put over pit of spikes.
Climb rope.
Wait until YouTube boy is done doing his thing.
Swing over to edge.
Go-go gadget extensomatic arms. (ROBOT ARMS)
Obtain Portal 2


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Response to Will you be getting Portal 2? 2010-04-12 01:56:16 Reply

At 4/12/10 01:52 AM, Slosha69 wrote: Video Game Forums is that way....

Well this isn't really about video games. You could replace Portal 2 with any object in the universe.


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