The copy of Portal 2 is in the same room you are, and it's the only copy of Portal 2 that has and will ever be made. How will you claim Portal 2?
1. Walls, floors and ceiling of the room are indestructible, portal proof, and impenetrable. The world is two-dimensional.
2. You start where the diagram labeled "You" is drawn.
3. The phone lets you wish for anything you need, but you cannot wish for Portal 2, all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone, and you cannot wish to break any rules.
4. Touching the spikes will kill you.
5. There is a young man jerking on youtube above you, if you interrupt his webcast or step on his shoes, he will kill you.
6. Walking between him and the camera will interrupt his webcast.
7. Harming the young man in anyway causes the copy of Portal 2 to self-destruct.
8. Only non-organic objects may pass through the plasma barrier, everything else that touches it will disintegrate immediately.
9. You must obtain Portal 2, or you will surely die.