Will you be getting Portal 2?

[arcansi]

The copy of Portal 2 is in the same room you are, and it's the only copy of Portal 2 that has and will ever be made. How will you claim Portal 2?

RULES:

1. Walls, floors and ceiling of the room are indestructible, portal proof, and impenetrable. The world is two-dimensional.
2. You start where the diagram labeled "You" is drawn.
3. The phone lets you wish for anything you need, but you cannot wish for Portal 2, all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone, and you cannot wish to break any rules.
4. Touching the spikes will kill you.
5. There is a young man jerking on youtube above you, if you interrupt his webcast or step on his shoes, he will kill you.
6. Walking between him and the camera will interrupt his webcast.
7. Harming the young man in anyway causes the copy of Portal 2 to self-destruct.
8. Only non-organic objects may pass through the plasma barrier, everything else that touches it will disintegrate immediately.
9. You must obtain Portal 2, or you will surely die.

[kiljoy96]

I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...

[arcansi]

At 4/8/10 03:04 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...

3. ...all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone...

[BoonChild]

I'd go home and download it from Steam =D

Problem solved.

[Yacazuma]

have no real interest in the sequel.

[EverReady2Kill]

At 4/8/10 03:05 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 4/8/10 03:04 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...

3. ...all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone...

So "You" is an object?

[arcansi]

At 4/8/10 03:16 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote:

At 4/8/10 03:05 AM, arcansi wrote:

At 4/8/10 03:04 AM, kiljoy96 wrote: I ask to teleport to the other side of the wall...

3. ...all objects in the room cannot be affected by the phone...

So "You" is an object?

Yes, so is the young man and everything that exists inside the room.

[Yacazuma]

At 4/8/10 03:17 AM, arcansi wrote: Yes, so is the young man and everything that exists inside the room.

So you're saying the black guy is an object?

racist

[Snake-Arsenic]

I would wish for two portals and do this:

[Cnvvj]

1-Use phone to get an invisible remote controlled robot
2-get robot past camera and go under the dudes feet.
3- Get portal 2
4- Make portal invisible as well
5- repeat step 2, but in reverse.
6- Get portal 2.
7-????
8- PROFIT!

[andycastaneda]

Wish to freeze young man.
Wish for thruster on rope.
Turn on thruster.
Wait for rope to clip through the wall.
Wish I was small enough to slip through rope fibers.
Crawl through rope to Portal 2.
Wish to be normal size.

[BoonChild]

could always use the door too! =D
Do I win yet?

[arcansi]

At 4/8/10 03:13 AM, Yacazuma wrote: have no real interest in the sequel.

9. You must obtain Portal 2, or you will surely die.

[Damon-Good]

At 4/8/10 03:43 AM, BoonChild wrote: could always use the door too! =D
Do I win yet?

Or just dig a hole through the ground! =D

[bloo-apple]

I would
A) Pick Up the Spikes
B)Kill the purple troll
C)Smash the spikes through the wall

[arcansi]

At 4/8/10 10:19 PM, Damon-Good wrote:

At 4/8/10 03:43 AM, BoonChild wrote: could always use the door too! =D
Do I win yet?

Or just dig a hole through the ground! =D

1. Walls, floors and ceiling of the room are indestructible, portal proof, and impenetrable.

Maybe the rules should've been listed in the actual picture. :(

[andycastaneda]

At 4/8/10 03:40 AM, andycastaneda wrote: Wish to freeze young man.
Wish for thruster on rope.
Turn on thruster.
Wait for rope to clip through the wall.
Wish I was small enough to slip through rope fibers.
Crawl through rope to Portal 2.
Wish to be normal size.

I win then, I guess.

[Yokumashu]

I actually found the first game to just be boring.

I might get it when its like $10 on steam though.

[Slosha69]

Video Game Forums is that way....

[TheBigLemon]

At 4/12/10 01:48 AM, andycastaneda wrote:

At 4/8/10 03:40 AM, andycastaneda wrote: Wish to freeze young man.
Wish for thruster on rope.
Turn on thruster.
Wait for rope to clip through the wall.
Wish I was small enough to slip through rope fibers.
Crawl through rope to Portal 2.
Wish to be normal size.

I win then, I guess.

The phone can't be used to affect objects.

I'd wish for a plank of wood to put over pit of spikes.
Climb rope.
Wait until YouTube boy is done doing his thing.
Swing over to edge.
Go-go gadget extensomatic arms. (ROBOT ARMS)
Obtain Portal 2

[TheBigLemon]

At 4/12/10 01:52 AM, Slosha69 wrote: Video Game Forums is that way....

Well this isn't really about video games. You could replace Portal 2 with any object in the universe.