Washing your hands before peeing?

[AlphaCentauri]

Apparently I've been doing it wrong this whole time. I thought you washed your hands before you used the bathroom because that would keep your junk clean, so that you didn't need to wash after touching them. After all that is the only time they really have a chance to come in contact with germs.

But what I learned today is that you get your grubby disgusting hands all over your junk, spreading infections all over that area, and then wash your hands but leave your junk to deal with the disgusting hands you just placed all over them?

Something seems incredibly backwards there.... Did anyone else know about this?

[Heretic-Anchorite]

wait, your suppose to wash your hands........... :P

[bloo-apple]

You are crazy :P

But now that you mention it.. why not wash before? You can do both before and after, only takes a minute..

[robbd2005]

uuuuuggghhh how old are you?

[Thewests]

I've never thought of that before, I guess the best thing you can do is wash your hands before and after or wear gloves all day and look like an idiot.

[names]

Put condoms on your fingers! Solves all sanitary problems.

Just like the Mexicans...

[robbd2005]

At 4/7/10 07:57 PM, Thewests wrote: I've never thought of that before, I guess the best thing you can do is wash your hands before and after or wear gloves all day and look like an idiot.

Hey! dont make fun of michael Jackson!

[AlphaCentauri]

At 4/7/10 07:52 PM, I-RULE-OVER-ALL wrote: wait, your suppose to wash your hands........... :P

This is what I'm talking about, we need more handwashing education, nobody knows what is going on.

[Canas]

I only wash my hands if I took a shit, for obvious reasons. That which doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, germophobes are more likely to be seriously ill from germs.

[Elixur]

Rubbing my hands all over my dick and shaking hands with my enemies is one of my guilty pleasures.

[Sensationalism]

Wtf?

I wash my hands before and after. Because I have to lift the seat thing up and then my hands are dirty from that so I have to wash them then I pee and then I wash my hands again. I'm a crazy person apparently.

[hateyou1]

At 4/7/10 07:58 PM, robbd2005 wrote:

At 4/7/10 07:57 PM, Thewests wrote: I've never thought of that before, I guess the best thing you can do is wash your hands before and after or wear gloves all day and look like an idiot.

Hey! dont make fun of michael Jackson!

Fuck you for bringing him up despite the fact that the media has been talking about the douche for months!

He's a pedophile btw

[Ragnarokia]

Yea germs are everywhere big whoop.

[Rude-Awakening]

The penis secretes an anti-bacterial liquid to remove the chance of infection, seeing as it is outside the body. The vagina has the same defence mechanism.
And to answer your question. Neither before or after.

[sumidiotdude]

I don't do that because it's the same as tying your shoes after you take them off.

[thenemisis14]

At 4/7/10 07:58 PM, robbd2005 wrote:

At 4/7/10 07:57 PM, Thewests wrote: I've never thought of that before, I guess the best thing you can do is wash your hands before and after or wear gloves all day and look like an idiot.

Hey! dont make fun of michael Jackson!

you mean OJ?

[MXZ-SwordPrince]

I only wash my hands before if i have been eatig something before i go, as i dont want to take the risk of droping food that was still on my hand onto my dick, but i always wash after because it just makes sense

[Gian]

I don't even wash my hands, it's so funny when I shake hands with people right before.

No, seriously, you should wash your hands after and before touching your junk.

[SymbolCymbal]

OP said all of you have dirty dicks

[MyGuitarSticks]

You're a fucking idiot.

[MyGuitarSticks]

Also, why do you rub your hands all over you genitals while taking a piss?

[Fezz]

At 4/7/10 07:49 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I thought you washed your hands before you used the bathroom

Sirry Boi.