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Hello, Gents. I am from the future.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 02:33:24


With the recent discoveries made in terms of faster-than-light speed travel through using super-dense light to warp space-time, and the accidental discovery accompanying it that now allows us to send small amounts of light particles through time, please answer me this one question:

Why the hell have you not sent humans to other star systems? DX

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 03:30:16


Here's some questions, bro.

Has the USA paid it's debts to China? If so, when?

When did people start having sex at ten? It used to be at least 13 or 14.

Is there anything major going on around your time?

Is all drugs legal?

Thank you.

Pm me about anything, you cumdumpster.

Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 03:53:18


How do you look like eye color hair color/style

What are you wearing right now

What is your name?

How is it like having a woman president

Do people in the future value philosophy?

What would people in the future do for fun ( play games,sports,sex ect )

Are men still as competitive in the future


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 04:34:03


Are asexuals accepted yet?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 05:11:32


From the future huh, what's the best seller books from the future?


That's unbloody British that is!

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 05:20:05


What is the biggest city in your time Mr. spaceleyfutured00dman?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 05:43:02


Hold on, in the future, does Newgrounds still exist and has Tom Fulp been chronologically frozen, or did he discover the secret of immortality?


That's unbloody British that is!

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 07:48:01


What has been the worst (as in casualties) war since 2012 and what countries did it involve, and how did it begin?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 07:59:37


At 4/7/10 12:44 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: it's in our textbooks.

You ain't fooling anybody, you're from the 19th century! Scam!


~¥%¥%+oint##so soft ¤%% ++-%¥-~-^->

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 08:04:25


what other intresting stories do you have?


If your reading this you have to much time on your hands i suggest you get a hobbie

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 08:21:15


Answer me this, then...
What happened to your brain?


Why the fuck are you reading this?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 08:56:24


Ok..i have one very simple question.

Could you go through some old files or library and tell me the NBA champions 2010,2011,2012 and so on, also NFL etc. would be nice.


What would you do?

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity." - Albert Einstein

Yes, Newgrounds, that quote is dedicated 4 you.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 09:15:28


At 4/8/10 03:53 AM, Hawdcore wrote: How do you look like eye color hair color/style

Uhh... broad jaw? Short cut hair? Brown.

What are you wearing right now

Nothing

What is your name?

My name in my profile is my real name.

How is it like having a woman president

Presidents are mostly a figurehead at this point, but it's kinda interesting.

Do people in the future value philosophy?

Very much so, yes.

What would people in the future do for fun ( play games,sports,sex ect )

All of those things. Theres also a lot of sex sports and the like.

Are men still as competitive in the future

More so than they are today.

At 4/8/10 03:30 AM, Ghyfty wrote: Here's some questions, bro.

Has the USA paid it's debts to China? If so, when?

The debt has mostly been repaid, we started paying it around 2020, I think.

When did people start having sex at ten? It used to be at least 13 or 14.

Huge sex boom started in the late 30's. Being a child around that time, I actually lost it at 9.

Is there anything major going on around your time?

Nothing too major, really.

Is all drugs legal?

Yes.

Thank you.
At 4/8/10 02:33 AM, HaniiPuppy wrote: With the recent discoveries made in terms of faster-than-light speed travel through using super-dense light to warp space-time, and the accidental discovery accompanying it that now allows us to send small amounts of light particles through time, please answer me this one question:

Why the hell have you not sent humans to other star systems? DX

BIIIG gap between flinging a few particles through a tube and sending a massive space ship through space.

At 4/8/10 02:02 AM, MALICE24 wrote: will zombies be possible?

Inevitably, yes.

At 4/8/10 01:49 AM, Dace95 wrote: Dude, I am loving this thread,
Tell us another personal story

About what? Gotta give me cues, man.

At 4/8/10 01:30 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: What is the average IQ for your time that you come from?

Gene modifications to intelligence are mandatory- I'd say around 125 average IQ.

Also is it possible that you can clone your self or is it used for military only?

Clones are illegal at the moment, but I don't doubt the military is planning to use them anyway.

At 4/8/10 01:29 AM, Eclipse wrote: My god, this thread is entertaining. This is probably the only thread I've read in a year (literally) that has been able to hold my attention and stay intriguing for this long.

Mr "Jaggadisha" please keep posting in this thread until you "leave", I'm almost convinced by it that your story is real, I know it's just so improbable but you do a damn good job of conveying the future.

Thank you. Glad to know I'm at least telling a good story.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 09:25:06


At 4/8/10 01:24 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: Gotta read through the thread, bucko.

Ahaha. So THAT'S who you are.


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 09:33:56


At 4/8/10 09:25 AM, Evark wrote:
At 4/8/10 01:24 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: Gotta read through the thread, bucko.
Ahaha. So THAT'S who you are.

Hmm?

At 4/8/10 08:56 AM, FullyLoaded wrote: Ok..i have one very simple question.

Could you go through some old files or library and tell me the NBA champions 2010,2011,2012 and so on, also NFL etc. would be nice.

I would, but I don't have access to those files right now. I didn't bring anything with me, remember?

At 4/8/10 08:04 AM, Cronicriot wrote: what other intresting stories do you have?

I don't know, lots? They wouldn't be interesting to my friends but you guys might like them.

At 4/8/10 07:48 AM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: What has been the worst (as in casualties) war since 2012 and what countries did it involve, and how did it begin?

America's inquisition into North Korea cost about 100,000 lives, mostly theirs.

At 4/8/10 05:20 AM, FurryDemon wrote: What is the biggest city in your time Mr. spaceleyfutured00dman?

Mexico City- it's around the size of Japan by now.

At 4/8/10 05:11 AM, greatwh1teshark wrote: From the future huh, what's the best seller books from the future?

The Bible. And a few other books, I don't know.

At 4/8/10 04:34 AM, 9IsMyDoctor wrote: Are asexuals accepted yet?

Yes.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 10:10:46


Am I famous yet?


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 10:12:28


Are there dragons in the future? There better be dragons! (Id settle for a big ass mutated man eating lizard)


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 10:15:33


i got a question

whats a major news event that will be announced on tv in the next few days?


want sum free shit?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 10:49:29


At 4/8/10 01:34 AM, Gobblemeister wrote: It appears to me that the world in the future you describe has been reduced to a slum.
A hive of scum and villainy, sex and excess.
I'm not sure I want to live in such a world
Tell me, what caused this travesty?
Was there an event, a breakthrough...did my 'slogan' catch on?

Indeed. This society of nothing but "me me me" doesn't sound like it will last very long.


"Communism is the very definition of failure." - Liberty Prime.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 11:46:20


Hey wait since allot of sex things are legal what about pedophilia for like 1 year olds or something?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 12:37:06


Ya know, i dont give a shit if OP is trolling or not this thread makes me not want to kill myself and look foward to the future.

also when does epicfail die?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 14:09:17


If i'm understanding you right your saying that europe is a country now so if I have any idea what you're saying I want to ask about it. Please tell me if I'm misunderstanding you at all because you use big fancy words compared to our time.
what is the capital of europe?
what made europe come together?
Is the government in europe similar to america?

anyway I want to ask questions about other topics aswell so don't totally ignore me.

Do children start off with a dictionary downloaded into their brain or is it just that children absorb information a lot more easily?
How many years of school do children go through at least?
Is there still complete idiots (like or worse than me) in the future?


???-2004?=dark ages, 2005?=atomic betty era, 2006=red dwarf era, 2007-2009=newgrounds era, 2009-2014= anime era,

What have I done with my life?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 14:19:23


Does Time travel hurt?


Ph33r mah l33t sk!||z | copy and paste nothing to be cool | 2012 WILL FUCKING HAPPEN believe |

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 14:44:39


Is porn still valid?

and wtf is the coca-cola secret ingredient?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 14:58:03


omg i wanna know this,is chuck norris still alive?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 15:46:38


So there's no code of time ethics like on star trek? There's absolutely no way you can manage to fuck stuff up and have us controlled by klingons?

On a more serious note, regarding the whole thing about the internet being lost in 2015, if you had the technology to save entire websites like this and pass them around, what was stopping people from setting up entire new internets themselves?

I mean, what's stopping a bunch of people from using similar technology to offer an underground alternative to the mainstream internet?

Has China recognized Taiwan's sovereignity?

Is China still crazy communist china?

Has communism been eradicated?

And also, tell me a story about watermellons. Have they grown or shrunk? Do you find that the new watermellons are more flavorful than the old ones? If you could change one thing about future watermellons, what would it be?

And if you could take one thing back to your time from our time, what would you choose?


Captain Diabetes is BACK.

L.O.E.D - E-Mail

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 15:47:38


How the hell did this retarded topic reach 9 fucking pages?


My topics when I wasn't an asshole...12

NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO STEAL AND/OR EDIT MY SIG WITHOUT MY PERMISSION

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 15:48:16


How do you go back?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 16:13:59


Hey, I remember you! Fancy seeing you in this year.

How have you been?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-08 16:27:31


Mogadishu. First of all, your name sounds African, and here are some questions;

Is newgrounds still alive?

Anddd... Is there war between lands? Or is there one major land what's owning all?

Are there other lifeforms found? (ALIENS?)

Can you create lifeforms?

What happened to the climate? Warmer or colder? etc.

Did you have to study English for coming here, or does everyone speak English in the future?
At least, it must have been changed somehow, languages changes all the time.

I've read recently something about 'Not being able to die' That must be possible in 50 years, I don't believe it, did it come true, so yes, when?

And lastly, are there people married to robots?