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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:34 PM

More diarrea. I don't know how you people can eat this.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:36 PM

im 20 years old now is there any way i can live to see this future you speak of? feel free to pm if there is stuff you know of that you dont want to make publicly available


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:37 PM

At 4/7/10 11:01 PM, Frenzy wrote: I actually thought this was pretty believable, until I read that McDonalds went out of business, beastiality was legal, and that Global Warming was found to be caused by humans (not true).

For the most part though, good answers.

Yeah, I got skeptical when he said WWIII didn't happen yet, but they are realistic answers

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:45 PM

At 4/7/10 11:37 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 4/7/10 11:01 PM, Frenzy wrote: I actually thought this was pretty believable, until I read that McDonalds went out of business, beastiality was legal, and that Global Warming was found to be caused by humans (not true).

For the most part though, good answers.
Yeah, I got skeptical when he said WWIII didn't happen yet, but they are realistic answers

Several countries tried to start WWIII, but global cooperation is so advanced that the invasions lasted less than a day, and the retaliation was swift and relentless. By our current defense standards, nukes are now completely useless, so there's not much anybody can do against the might of America and Europe.

At 4/7/10 11:36 PM, blackcentaur wrote: im 20 years old now is there any way i can live to see this future you speak of? feel free to pm if there is stuff you know of that you dont want to make publicly available

Things that I can't tell the public I can't tell you.

And yeah, you could live to my time easily. Just don't get in a car accident or anything.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:47 PM

I love this thread.


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:47 PM

ok that makes me feel really good. i would like to know about these enhancements.
do you have limb regeneration by chance? is it available?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:49 PM

Why are nukes useless?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:50 PM

At 4/7/10 11:34 PM, Jaggadisha wrote: More diarrea. I don't know how you people can eat this.

If you're from the future, why did you spell diarrhea wrong?

Also, i'll bite.

Are whites the minorities yet?
and
What is the population on earth?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:52 PM

You were asked who the 45th president of the united States and you said Obama. Obama is the 44th he can not be both 44th and 45th george washington was not 1st and 2nd president.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 7th, 2010 @ 11:55 PM

At 4/7/10 11:45 PM, Jaggadisha wrote:
At 4/7/10 11:37 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:
At 4/7/10 11:01 PM, Frenzy wrote: I actually thought this was pretty believable, until I read that McDonalds went out of business, beastiality was legal, and that Global Warming was found to be caused by humans (not true).

For the most part though, good answers.
Yeah, I got skeptical when he said WWIII didn't happen yet, but they are realistic answers
Several countries tried to start WWIII, but global cooperation is so advanced that the invasions lasted less than a day, and the retaliation was swift and relentless. By our current defense standards, nukes are now completely useless, so there's not much anybody can do against the might of America and Europe.

So Russia and US relations have improved since Today? or did russia want a rematch of the Cold war?
Also did the US ever fix its national debt problems?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:04 AM

At 4/7/10 11:52 PM, kylenitz wrote: You were asked who the 45th president of the united States and you said Obama. Obama is the 44th he can not be both 44th and 45th george washington was not 1st and 2nd president.

Oh my fucking god.

OP, is Christianity still the dominant religion? If not, then what is?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:14 AM

Oh my fucking god.

OP, is Christianity still the dominant religion? If not, then what is?

Discounting Agnosticism? Spiritualism. Then Christianity.


So Russia and US relations have improved since Today? or did russia want a rematch of the Cold war?
Also did the US ever fix its national debt problems?

Actually, Russia has undergone a series of revolutions- it will eventually throw off its corrupt democracy, and Putin will fade away. It will try a number of varied political and social systems, until it settles with democracy again, and asks the UN for assistance in warding off corruption. America volunteers to help, and we are now good friends.

At 4/7/10 11:52 PM, kylenitz wrote: You were asked who the 45th president of the united States and you said Obama. Obama is the 44th he can not be both 44th and 45th george washington was not 1st and 2nd president.

...Right.

At 4/7/10 11:50 PM, Aniz wrote:
At 4/7/10 11:34 PM, Jaggadisha wrote: More diarrea. I don't know how you people can eat this.
If you're from the future, why did you spell diarrhea wrong?

Hm. Spell-check said it was right...

Also, i'll bite.

Are whites the minorities yet?
and
What is the population on earth?

Yes, and around 8 billion.

At 4/7/10 11:49 PM, EJR wrote: Why are nukes useless?

Orbital lasers. They lock onto the trace amount of decay that are emitted from high-grade nuclear materials and destroy any that enter orbit, or seem as though they're going to destroy another nation. This is not an American project, the UN collaborated this for the whole world.

At 4/7/10 11:47 PM, blackcentaur wrote: ok that makes me feel really good. i would like to know about these enhancements.
do you have limb regeneration by chance? is it available?

No. Limbs cannot be regenerated yet. Stem cell technology is still undergoing research. We can, however, outfit you with a nice new mechanical leg.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:25 AM

At 4/7/10 01:52 AM, Jaggadisha wrote:
At 4/7/10 01:48 AM, 00Nick00 wrote:

: Obama.


Do people still joke about Chuck Norris?
No.

And no, there will be no WWIII. Not yet, at least.

You're wrong

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:28 AM

My offer is still open for the remaining half hour until I go to sleep- any story you like.

Of course, the offer will be valid tomorrow, too.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:29 AM

At 4/8/10 12:28 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: My offer is still open for the remaining half hour until I go to sleep- any story you like.

Of course, the offer will be valid tomorrow, too.

sister sex

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:30 AM

Just a couple of questions:

-Is there any pure natural parts still intact, or has the entire planet been modernized?

-Is the "everything-is-shiny-and-metallic" stereotypical futuristic scene true?

-Are there any new sports, and what are they like?

-Has science been able to create hybrids of different organisms?

-How far did mankind extend along the universe?

-Is our system of mathematics still legitmate, or is it outdated (ie: different base, disproven theorems...)

-In your opinion, what was the most significant scientific advancement between today and your time?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:34 AM

At 4/8/10 12:29 AM, kylenitz wrote:
At 4/8/10 12:28 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: My offer is still open for the remaining half hour until I go to sleep- any story you like.

Of course, the offer will be valid tomorrow, too
sister sex

i would also like to hear about you sexual experiences with your sister but i have another question
how advanced is the mechanical limbs? would i be able to use it like a normal arm? does it respond the same way a normal arm would?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:38 AM

At 4/8/10 12:29 AM, kylenitz wrote:
At 4/8/10 12:28 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: My offer is still open for the remaining half hour until I go to sleep- any story you like.

Of course, the offer will be valid tomorrow, too.
sister sex

Do this nao!

Hello, Gents. I am from the future.


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:52 AM

At 4/8/10 12:34 AM, blackcentaur wrote:
At 4/8/10 12:29 AM, kylenitz wrote:
At 4/8/10 12:28 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: My offer is still open for the remaining half hour until I go to sleep- any story you like.

Of course, the offer will be valid tomorrow, too
sister sex

Alright, coming up.

i would also like to hear about you sexual experiences with your sister but i have another question
how advanced is the mechanical limbs? would i be able to use it like a normal arm? does it respond the same way a normal arm would?

Yes, the mechanical limb would function normally, it would be far stronger than a normal arm. Only problems are, it's not soft, and, thus, a bit abrasive, and two, it's not as flexible as the normal human arm.

At 4/8/10 12:30 AM, RapidFirePosting wrote: Just a couple of questions:

-Is there any pure natural parts still intact, or has the entire planet been modernized?

Natural reserves still exist, yes.

-Is the "everything-is-shiny-and-metallic" stereotypical futuristic scene true?

Nah, actually, most things are plastic now, unless you go into the military district- everything there is armored.

-Are there any new sports, and what are they like?

There have been several new sports- the most popular new one is a game wherein you smack around a weightless ball in a special room. It's like tenis, but the players can move anywhere, there are goals, and the balls float around due to magnetism or something.

-Has science been able to create hybrids of different organisms?

Yup. We've actually modeled some dinosaur-like creatures out of existing animals and crossbreeding. No dinosaurs have been cloned or resurrected, though.

-How far did mankind extend along the universe?

Did? You mean has. We haven't even left our own solar system, and human beings haven't gotten beyond Mars. Hopefully we'll make interstellar travel a reality before I die.

-Is our system of mathematics still legitmate, or is it outdated (ie: different base, disproven theorems...)

I wouldn't know- I was taught what I was taught, not sure about you guys. I think we've been able to incorporate imaginary numbers into real-life equations, I'm not sure if you guys do that already, though...?

-In your opinion, what was the most significant scientific advancement between today and your time?

Genetic modification. It has completely changed the face of the planet.

Alright. My sister?

Well, she was born 4 years before me, and received the same genetic modifications as I would later. Because girls' penises can't be extended, she took the female version of the procedure- Deepening the vagina, and rearranging some internal organs. My parents didn't want her parts to be 'outdated' by the time she was 20.

She, like most people in my time, lost her virginity at an early age, at least by your standards- 11. Gene modification allows us to develop a tad faster, so by 10 everyone is running around watching porn and fucking.

I was always kind of quiet as a child, so when I broke up with my first girlfriend at 13, I was distraught. I cried, I know, I suck, but that's how it happened. Basically, my sister sat next to me on my bed and talked with me, and neither of us were disguising the fact that we were horny.

So, you know, she gave me a blowjob.

She was good at it, even though it wasn't my first, and it meant a lot to me, because she was my sister and I had loved her prior. We didn't keep this little fact a secret, my parents found out quickly, and while they silently agreed to stay out of it, they still supported us.

My wanton desires for my sister were made much more significant when she first let me fuck her, and she was the first girl I had fucked that had the procedure. So instead of around 4" of me going in and out, it was the whole thing.

Very pleasant.

This whole... situation continued until I was 17, and confident enough to go out and find other, similarly modified women without relying on my sister. Not to say I wasn't still enjoying my sister- we had been doing it nearly every day for 4 years- but I needed to get out there, you know?

So we spent one last day together and I haven't had sex with her since. Except on holidays when I visit, when she gives me blowjobs.

...I know how silly that must sound to you guys, but I have to validate my statements by saying that I am in no way the most sexually active person I know, not by a long shot. I think, honestly, that my situation is/was pretty common.

Now I'm kinda regretting bringing up this story.

Anything else you all would like to hear?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 12:56 AM

Sounds like you work for the military i am i right?

What are the requirements to be able to travel in time?

Was the training fun for time travel to?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:00 AM

how sexually active are ppl then? do they fuck like 20 times a day?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:06 AM

At 4/8/10 12:52 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: sister sex story

Alright, so then who is the most sexually active person and how often does he/she have sex?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:08 AM

At 4/8/10 01:00 AM, blackcentaur wrote: how sexually active are ppl then? do they fuck like 20 times a day?

Roughly, yes. My office has a back room for such purposes. Some schools in, you guessed it, San Francisco, have break rooms with stain-proof beds on them. That's a rumor, at least. Unconfirmed.

On my way to the military facility I actually passed by a woman and three men having sex in a park, by the lake.

At 4/8/10 12:56 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: Sounds like you work for the military i am i right?

Actually, I work as a store manager. My family just has a military background, and as such I am somewhat trained.

What are the requirements to be able to travel in time?

Luck, and a complete disregard for your own safety. Time traveling has risks.

Was the training fun for time travel to?

I think you're asking about the training routine?

It's basically a glorified history class, subterfuge lessons, and a lot of info on how to maintain your legal status in the time you will be in.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:11 AM

At 4/8/10 01:06 AM, Pure-Metal-UTA wrote:
At 4/8/10 12:52 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: sister sex story
Alright, so then who is the most sexually active person and how often does he/she have sex?

Hah, well, I have a female friend that has a fetish for gangbangs and huge penises, right?

Like, so big she can't really do much with them.

So she goes around and rounds up every guy she can find that went for the 18" or more option and tries to have sex with at least six of them at a time. I actually saw her do it once, it was highly entertaining.

And between those times she has sex with normal guys as often as possible.

She once said to me that jizz is always on her breath and she keeps paper towels around with her all the time to mop up afterwards, whenever that may be.

I also saw her with two horses once, but she didn't like that as much.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:13 AM

Did they release Battle Toads for the Wii, yet?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:15 AM

Did China take over yet?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:16 AM

How many times am I going to post in a row?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:19 AM

At 4/7/10 10:03 PM, Jaggadisha wrote: Care to hear? It's a tad raunchy, at least by this time's standards- but this isn't the most sexually conservative place in the world.

Is nobody intrigued by this?

Please, do tell.

-Sits on floor and waits patiently-


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:20 AM

At 4/8/10 01:19 AM, Trip1295 wrote:
At 4/7/10 10:03 PM, Jaggadisha wrote: Care to hear? It's a tad raunchy, at least by this time's standards- but this isn't the most sexually conservative place in the world.
Is nobody intrigued by this?

Please, do tell.

-Sits on floor and waits patiently-

I... uhhhh.... I told it.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. Apr. 8th, 2010 @ 01:23 AM

HAI GUIZ I TRAVEL THROUGH TIME AND THE FIRST THING I DO IS LET 13 YEAR OLDS ASK ME QUESTIONS ON NEWGROUNDS

SERIOUS BUSINESS


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