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Hello, Gents. I am from the future.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 04:05:31


At 4/7/10 12:33 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: Mars has 3 major scientific terraforming research stations.

So, is it near-liveable or do we rely on specialized shelter for the scientists to continue work?

Any and every. And yes, what you're implying is also possible, up to a point. I have several enhancements myself.

I'm sorry, all i can think of are the enhancements from BioShock


I have a few reasons for choosing this forum to post on.

*Gasp* Is Newgrounds finally been turned into a physical city? Did it replace Glenside?


No. There was actually an enormous court ruling over this point, but the Supreme Court determined that such technology infringed on our highest level of privacy and as such should be illegal.

Any other interesting court fights?


TheSilverSerpent: Kickin' it with a new kind of style.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 04:12:02


have macdonalsds gone out of business or is every other building a mackdonals because everyone is extreemly over weight and can only trave that far without dieing?


If your reading this you have to much time on your hands i suggest you get a hobbie

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 07:31:34


Am I the only one who thinks this is real? I mean his responses are incredabliy well thought of, well done.

But if you are from the future, and you know everything and fuck one of are women could you not become your own grandfather? Or maybe you already are, and you have to fuck your grandma or you will die, but if you dont and you are your grandfather you will die aswell. Oh i love a riddle

lol

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 08:13:28


What about global climate change?

Did the development of time travel create a spiritual crisis?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 08:42:53


At 4/7/10 02:00 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: i don't exactly have a social life here.

So that's why you are on newgrounds! You can stop lying now ;D.


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My "art" :D

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 08:49:57


Was Osama Bin Laden ever found?

Who won the Champions Leauge in 2032?

Are computers super fast?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 08:57:17


Did the events of 2059 come as a surprise to you

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 08:58:23


Do we use convicts in armed warfare deathmatches for entertainment? Like unreal tournament?

Are you genetically enhanced before you're born or are you able to receive modification as you are now?

Have we perfected exoskeletons?

Do we have personal fuel efficient jetpacks?

Have we conquered death, or achieved agelessness?

Do we have a galactic shipyard on the moon yet?

How many planets have we found that support life, and how many of those do we actually colonize or intend to inhabit soon?

Those are my questions, i dont want to fry your brain.


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:23:08


At 4/7/10 04:03 AM, Cronicriot wrote: How does your time travle method work?

I honestly have no idea- I'm only a trained civilian.

At 4/7/10 03:59 AM, android175 wrote: have you discovered any new planets??

None anywhere near us, but we have fully charted many other solar systems.

where do u live ??

I lived in California before the Jump, and am still in California.

is there holograms??

Yes.

any extinct species??

Thousands. Panda Bears, Polar Bears, and every species of Jungle Cat, to start.

how are greenhouses holding up??

Obsolete, and no longer effective.

WTF you guys have time travel??

Yep.

we proved time travel is possible if u knew
but we have also proved inpossible to go back in time...
works like if u turn on a restore point in a computer...it is inpossible to go back before that restore point
im not saying that you are actually making a restore point in space...its just an example of something more complex

I'm not actually traveling back in time- I'm traveling to an identical dimension where its 40-odd years behind mine.

At 4/7/10 02:36 AM, Pure-Metal-UTA wrote: I'll jump on the bandwagon...
Does metal make a return? If so, when and for how long?

It is actually the current major music trend.

What's the clothing style in the future?

We wear either very protective clothing, or no clothing at all. It depends if you live near the Factories. Where I live, most people just walk around naked.

Has G.W Bush attempted a takeover of the US?

No, but, historically, the grandfather of your infamous President Bush actually did, I think.

Who's the current president?

President Clincie. Woman.

Has the US annexed Canada?

No, but they have amalgamated.

If the above question is no, what is Canada's current state?

Very similar to ours.

Have we been able to colonize different planets?

We have a few bases on Mars, but no, for the most part we're still on Earth.

At 4/7/10 02:29 AM, cizzin wrote: I may be a little late to this conversation, but I wants to ask questions.

Is there proof/disproof to the existence of god?

Nope. None at all.

How have computers changed?

I couldn't even begin to explain to you all the changes they've had. Not right now, at least.

Any changes to food?

It's a lot healthier in the future.

Are there cures to the major diseases of our time, such as cancer, AIDS, huntingtins?

Yes, all of them. Most disease is gone now.

Is there a woman president in the US from now to your time?

There is right now.

At 4/7/10 01:58 AM, Cronicriot wrote: is china a super power yet?

It is at your point in time, but it's had some falling outs and is no longer a superpower.

what consoles are available? (describe them if you can)

I'll describe the virtual reality console- It's basically just a special helmet you wear that picks up movement signals from your brain, and redirects them into the game and instead of your body. i've never tried it.

What are computers like?

Well, they're basically cell phones. They can do everything these computers can do, but my RAM is listed in terabytes.

Does every one in the future use Apple products?

Actually, yeah, Apple is pretty common. Good guess.

is there the Apple iSpoon yet?

Sorry, no.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:24:11


Is Newgrounds still up?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:27:56


At 4/7/10 07:31 AM, chubzilla100 wrote: Am I the only one who thinks this is real? I mean his responses are incredabliy well thought of, well done.

But if you are from the future, and you know everything and fuck one of are women could you not become your own grandfather? Or maybe you already are, and you have to fuck your grandma or you will die, but if you dont and you are your grandfather you will die aswell. Oh i love a riddle

lol

If I kill my great grandfather here, I will be killing myself in this dimension, not my own. Nothing will occur, beyond the actual murder.

At 4/7/10 04:12 AM, Cronicriot wrote: have macdonalsds gone out of business or is every other building a mackdonals because everyone is extreemly over weight and can only trave that far without dieing?

McDonalds is out of business. Everyone in the future looks like bodybuilders do today.

At 4/7/10 04:08 AM, Shauna wrote: Flying cars yet? Seriously, I want to fucking know! And is britney spears dead yet?
At 4/7/10 04:05 AM, TheSilverSerpent wrote:
At 4/7/10 12:33 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: Mars has 3 major scientific terraforming research stations.
So, is it near-liveable or do we rely on specialized shelter for the scientists to continue work?

Specialized shelter. Not near living conditions yet.

Any and every. And yes, what you're implying is also possible, up to a point. I have several enhancements myself.
I'm sorry, all i can think of are the enhancements from BioShock

Nah. I've got Height, Speed, Reflexes, and Strength. And the mandatory, Penis Growth.

I have a few reasons for choosing this forum to post on.
*Gasp* Is Newgrounds finally been turned into a physical city? Did it replace Glenside?

Sorry, it didn't survive the internet bubble popping.

No. There was actually an enormous court ruling over this point, but the Supreme Court determined that such technology infringed on our highest level of privacy and as such should be illegal.
Any other interesting court fights?

Yeah. As of the past 15 years, in America, Public nudity, public sex, public gay sex (Took 3 years longer), bestiality, and incest are all legal. Public Bestiality is technically legal, but frowned upon.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:30:00


Why are some people naked?

Also, is Microsoft still pretty big as well?

And do people have circumsized penises or uncircumsized?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:32:30


At 4/7/10 08:58 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Do we use convicts in armed warfare deathmatches for entertainment? Like unreal tournament?

No, but our armies have Penal Legions sent in to do suicidal missions.

Are you genetically enhanced before you're born or are you able to receive modification as you are now?

Both.

Have we perfected exoskeletons?

Nothing is perfect, but yes, we do have very adept engineers. The technology is being replaced by superhuman enhancement though.

Do we have personal fuel efficient jetpacks?

Military use only.

Have we conquered death, or achieved agelessness?

In theory, yes. We have to wait and see if our test subjects die.

Do we have a galactic shipyard on the moon yet?

We have a docking bay.

How many planets have we found that support life, and how many of those do we actually colonize or intend to inhabit soon?

None yet. Earth is still the only one we can live on naturally.

Those are my questions, i dont want to fry your brain.
At 4/7/10 08:13 AM, RobotHeroLove wrote: What about global climate change?
Did the development of time travel create a spiritual crisis?

Global warming was proven to be the cause of human primarily, and we fixed it. We filter carbon from the air.

At 4/7/10 07:44 AM, Profanity wrote: Is anyone immortal?

They might be.

At 4/7/10 07:35 AM, Yamor wrote: How big is your penis?

Around a foot.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:34:20


At 4/7/10 09:30 AM, FurryDemon wrote: Why are some people naked?

We're very open to sex in the future. Pregnancy is completely preventable, and STDs have all been eliminated, so nobody cares anymore. I spent from age 13 to age 17 having frequent sex with my older sister. My parents were happy for us.

Also, is Microsoft still pretty big as well?

Yes. They share the computer market around 40/60.

And do people have circumsized penises or uncircumsized?

Uncircumcised, but penises are big enough these days that the head shows anyway.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:43:42


Sex with your older sister?
The whole sex side of things must be kickass

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:46:11


If you are from another dimension, then how do we know if any of these things come to pass here?


"Communism is the very definition of failure." - Liberty Prime.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:51:44


John Titor did this 10 years ago, but in a more convincing fashion. Nothing to see here.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 09:52:25


Did we ever withdraw the troops from Iraq and Afghanistan and is there still religion?


You know the world's gone crazy when the best rapper's a white guy and the best golfer's a black guy - Chris Rock

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 10:05:25


one where not retarded

two you do to much drugs you crack addict

three your just a dumb fuck

four this one en forces one two and three

GOOD DAY SER


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 10:07:04


is everybody on the planet gay in your time?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 10:39:17


Since you have eradicated all diseases, that must mean that some civilians have immortality.

How do you deal with the expanding population?

Another, please.

Is the KKK still a strong organization, or has it completely died?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 10:46:23


What have we done about the oil problems?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 10:47:20


Do you think we are so fucking retarded to belive this?


Moved to new account.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 10:51:24


At 4/7/10 12:16 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Has Duke Nukem Forever been released yet?

douk nookum furevr

Hello, Gents. I am from the future.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 11:15:49


At 4/7/10 01:32 AM, Jaggadisha wrote:
At 4/7/10 01:22 AM, Fawktt wrote: Mkay if your from the future, why the fuck are you posting on newgrounds?
This is actually a question I've been waiting for.

Around 2015, Net Neutrality is lost. That is, all the internet and its pages.....

Have you just altered our future ?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 11:15:57


FUCK. I don't get to live my dream for working on Newgrounds....

OK so, whats the most popular sport?

Whats the most popular religion?

What am I about to say?

What did I just say? That is all for now.

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 11:59:46


Whats the newest iPod like?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 12:02:39


are there 10.00 channels. AND NOTHING TO WATCH?


you'll never be the man your mother was! click this you faggot!

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 12:10:08


At 4/7/10 12:07 PM, LeroyJ wrote:
At 4/7/10 12:02 PM, MALICE24 wrote: are there 10.00 channels. AND NOTHING TO WATCH1
10.00 channels is 10 channels. Usually on 10 given channels there's nothing on.

i noticed that. but there is no FUCKING EDIT BUTTON. make that 10,0000 channels


you'll never be the man your mother was! click this you faggot!

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 12:12:24


Is there are more convenient way to go to the bathroom?

How badly/well is the war against spam and malware going?

What will be the tallest building on the planet?


Why yes, that IS a large collection of 1998 "Smithy's Favourite Times" Licenced Cereal Pop Toys!

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