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Hello, Gents. I am from the future.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 07:44:16


wooo is there... oil in the future???


Hey you!!! u can read and uve lost a few seconds of your life.so sorry

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 13:20:15


At 4/10/10 07:48 AM, andycastaneda wrote: Was any of this right?

.....well, It WOULD work..... so lets all try to piss off aliens FOR A BETTER FUTURE!


whatever...

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 13:43:06


i still want to know whos president after obama.

better yet, give us a list of every president going up to your time from ours

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 14:01:02


Did you mention somewhere that Poland is going to have some political troubles? Cos an airplane with their president in just crashed today=/

Holy crap...

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 14:18:17


Did I blow up the U.S.A. yet?


now take off your top.

coolest thing ever

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 14:37:40


In 3 days this fag tard managed to get 14 pages of post...WTF

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 14:50:34


Is there such thing as robot prostitutes ....or even for that fact is prostitution legal

Oh describe America in this year you speak of

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 14:51:40


Wait, if you're from the future, that means you could be a future version of any one of us!

Eep!


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 15:55:23


Why did you choose the nickname JaggaDisha?


Sig done by LifeStream

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 16:20:23


Also, how is it you were able to draw that animal if you had nothing but clothes, the capsule, and a computer?


Sig done by LifeStream

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 16:23:16


cool hey what is Kentucky like in the future does usa kick some ass and how do we know we can trust you that you are from the future


Christmas is here so go get your friends a crap gift

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 16:38:14


1) what happened to lady gaga?(bitch)
2) is Saturday night live around?
3)what happened to newgrounds?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 16:53:56


Do women still have boobs?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-10 20:07:50


This thread has become gold.


I been on Newgrounds in forever.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-11 01:44:26


At 4/10/10 08:26 PM, yoshikoshi wrote: Can i fuck your mom?

If you can find her, you probably deserve to.

At 4/10/10 04:38 PM, klik28 wrote: 1) what happened to lady gaga?(bitch)

How should I know?

2) is Saturday night live around?

No.

3)what happened to newgrounds?

It disappeared.

At 4/10/10 04:23 PM, Nofartjokes wrote: cool hey what is Kentucky like in the future does usa kick some ass and how do we know we can trust you that you are from the future

It's a plain, USA always kicks ass, and you can't.

At 4/10/10 04:20 PM, HeroDan wrote: Also, how is it you were able to draw that animal if you had nothing but clothes, the capsule, and a computer?

I, uhh... bough a pencil and lined paper at a Staples?

At 4/10/10 03:55 PM, HeroDan wrote: Why did you choose the nickname JaggaDisha?

It's the name of a movie star I like.

At 4/10/10 02:51 PM, Roytheshort3 wrote: Wait, if you're from the future, that means you could be a future version of any one of us!

Eep!

No, I wasn't alive around now.

At 4/10/10 02:50 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Is there such thing as robot prostitutes ....or even for that fact is prostitution legal

OH WAIT HOW COULD I KNOW I MEAN I AM A FAG BAG AFTER ALL.

But nah, no robot prostitutes. but prostitution is extremely legal. Ages 14 and up.

Oh describe America in this year you speak of

It's nice and big and pretty and there's naked people everywhere and lots of large televisions.

At 4/10/10 02:01 PM, AceofPoops wrote: Did you mention somewhere that Poland is going to have some political troubles? Cos an airplane with their president in just crashed today=/

Holy crap...

Your country will survive this minor inconvenience.

At 4/10/10 01:57 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: Cure for cancer?

Yes.

At 4/10/10 01:43 PM, spiderman555 wrote: i still want to know whos president after obama.

Obama.

better yet, give us a list of every president going up to your time from ours

Obama, Hillary, i don't know a lot, and my current one. Clincie.

At 4/10/10 07:48 AM, andycastaneda wrote: Was any of this right?

I'll look at it in a bit.

At 4/10/10 07:44 AM, Sp3nc3r wrote: wooo is there... oil in the future???

Yeah, but we don't use it.

At 4/10/10 07:44 AM, andycastaneda wrote: What is Valve up to in the future?

They're long gone.

At 4/10/10 07:36 AM, Dante-Insane wrote: Can i go with you back to your dimension? *_* I mean,it wouldn't affect any of the dimensions,i think..also,you said that people walks naked all the time,but also that you own a clothing shop,man that doesn't look to me like a good business xD if Europe becomes something like the usa in the future,what language will be used by europeans? How does the newest cars look like?

You could, but you won't.

The clothing store here carries alternative clothing and music. As in, pantyhose, leather, garters that reveal the vagina, ect.

Europeans still use the language of their respective countries.

All modern cars. They look like electric shavers.

At 4/10/10 06:01 AM, MrPaPeRBoX wrote: Does ARSENAL FC become the greatest football team in the world? Is the owner of the club named George? What happens to Malaysia?

I have no fucking clue about any of this. Malaysia is doing fine, I guess?

At 4/10/10 03:11 AM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: I want to know, and I don't know if you're able to go back to the future or not, but what happens to Jeff Mangum?

About 5 and a half weeks, and I'll be gone.

Look him up somewhere, you'll probably be able to find something on him.

Okay, I will, but I won't be able to report back to you.

At 4/10/10 02:16 AM, The-word-destroyer wrote: Dont want to read all the other pages so if the questions have been asked i Apologize.

Is the planet a nuclear weapon free planet now or do the current world powers and the new ones in the future also have nuclear weapons still?

We still have nuclear weapons, but they're useless.

Is there a new WMD?

No, not yet.

How many more wars has America been involved in since the middle eastern wars of our time?

Four, I think. North Korea, Africa, Brazil, India. All minor police actions, really.

Whats the total human population presence in the solar system?

Around 8 billion.

Did the healthcare reform in the end work out for the best?

Yes. You guys will not regret it.

What's the new genre of music of your time thats considered the best?

Metal is the most popular. That, and techno.

They are best.

At 4/10/10 02:26 AM, boss30 wrote: when does Fiedel Castro die?

Should be pretty soon. Don't hold your breath though.

and when does communism demolish in Cuba?

Early 30's, I think?

Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-11 01:53:54


1. Why have I allowed this thread to proliferate?
2. Will I end up banning all the +1'rs and all the complainers ITT?
3. Should I preemptively ban you?
4. Do I care that you can't answer any of these questions?
5. Will I hesitate to shred your other accounts?
6. How many generations of my seed can I feel comfortable will survive?
7. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck didn't suck as much cock as you and this thread does?
8. How much would my future self care about the last question not being poetic in the slightest?

etc etc

Also, blah blah.