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Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:13:55

Serious thread- Just volunteered for a 2 month deployment into the past- I'm from 2064, born in '42.

I'll answer any questions you guys have- I'm only a volunteer civilian though, not a scientist, so I don't know too much.

Ask away!

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:14:53

How are babies born?


When this post hits 88 mph, you're going to see some serious friendship.
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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:16:20

Do you really think we're that retarded?


just roll with it nerd

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:16:40

Has Duke Nukem Forever been released yet?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:17:12

What's up with zeppelins? Have you guys invented those yet? How about x-rays? Non-dairy creamer? Are these but Science Fiction to you too?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:17:33

Did PsychoGoldfish release the NG Chat yet?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:18:25

How entertaining is Pico 2?


PM me for info on bears Suhm-Id-Ee-Uht-Dood not Puh-Tur-Oh.
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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:18:49

Am I dead yet?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:19:08

Do you see commercials in you sleep?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:19:10

probably not the best place to post something if you where form the "future". Just for fun will any thing bad happen in 2012? (and don't just tell me yes >.> ) Any ways hope you have a good day.


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:19:31

What's next weeks lottery numbers?

PM plox, don't post here.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:20:09

Has Pico 2 come out? NG chat?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:20:37

At 4/7/10 12:19 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: probably not the best place to post something if you where form the "future". Just for fun will any thing bad happen in 2012? (and don't just tell me yes >.> ) Any ways hope you have a good day.

Well seeing as he's from a time that 50+ years from when 2012 hit, I'm guessing nothing happened.

Speaking of which, what was everyone's reaction when 2012 hit and nothing happened?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:20:46

When the fuck is Mafia II coming out? I've waited years for that shit now I'm ready to go on a "Ethnic Cleansing" until I get my damn game! Also who's gonna win next year's Super Bowl?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:21:42

I'm logging off..

Did you see that coming?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:22:09

At 4/7/10 12:18 AM, Fleuve wrote: Am I dead yet?

Statistically, no, probably not.

At 4/7/10 12:17 AM, libarian wrote: What's up with zeppelins? Have you guys invented those yet? How about x-rays? Non-dairy creamer? Are these but Science Fiction to you too?

All of these technologies have been around for a while. X-rays are obsolete now, I had non-dairy creamer in my refrigerator a week ago, and science fiction has barely changed over the years.

Zeppelins are actually used fairly often these days.

At 4/7/10 12:16 AM, Greenfrost6 wrote: Has Duke Nukem Forever been released yet?

Actually, people in the future STILL joke about that. No, it was never released.

At 4/7/10 12:14 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: How are babies born?

Most couples vie for the traditional approach, but a good amount of people prefer artificially grown babies- test tube or the like- because it allows genetic enhancements.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:24:15

At 4/7/10 12:22 AM, Jaggadisha wrote: Most couples vie for the traditional approach, but a good amount of people prefer artificially grown babies- test tube or the like- because it allows genetic enhancements.

What are these... Enhancements... You speak of?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:24:21

Have we created human settlement on any other planet or moon yet?
How has space travel improved?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:26:14

are peoples dicks getting bigger, or smaller
And has rap gotten decent yet


I'm an instigator

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:28:34

one more question from me. Are there any new types of animals and if there is could you show us a photo?


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:32:17

I'm still online..

Did you see THAT coming?

(Mind freak!)


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:33:27

At 4/7/10 12:19 AM, RuinedMartyr wrote: What's next weeks lottery numbers?

PM plox, don't post here.

ANSWER ME DAMMIT


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:33:33

At 4/7/10 12:26 AM, Boss wrote: are peoples dicks getting bigger, or smaller
And has rap gotten decent yet

Bigger, on average. Male egos, and genetic enhancements, have actually created a small problem where the average penis size is too large for the average woman. As such, penises in the future are slightly conically shaped, so as to breed properly.

Rap will stop being a fad in the mid 20's, and will not change much from how it was at the turn of the century.

At 4/7/10 12:24 AM, Dace95 wrote: Have we created human settlement on any other planet or moon yet?
How has space travel improved?

The moon has several, very fancy, hotels on it, and numerous space research stations. We also have an enormous telescope on it, because it is both out of the atmosphere, which blocks proper photographs, and on the ground, so it can be built larger than satellite telescopes.

Mars has 3 major scientific terraforming research stations.

What are these... Enhancements... You speak of?

Any and every. And yes, what you're implying is also possible, up to a point. I have several enhancements myself.

Well seeing as he's from a time that 50+ years from when 2012 hit, I'm guessing nothing happened.

Speaking of which, what was everyone's reaction when 2012 hit and nothing happened?

Same as everybody's reaction to the Y2K bug. A bunch of fear, but there wasn't too much of a rucus when it didn't happen.

At 4/7/10 12:19 AM, 00Nick00 wrote: probably not the best place to post something if you where form the "future". Just for fun will any thing bad happen in 2012? (and don't just tell me yes >.> ) Any ways hope you have a good day.

I have a few reasons for choosing this forum to post on.

At 4/7/10 12:19 AM, Trip1295 wrote: Do you see commercials in you sleep?

No. There was actually an enormous court ruling over this point, but the Supreme Court determined that such technology infringed on our highest level of privacy and as such should be illegal.

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:34:34

do the conservatives win this years general election (in the UK)


If your reading this you have to much time on your hands i suggest you get a hobbie

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:37:28

Do I become famous


I'm an instigator

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:37:57

At 4/7/10 12:34 AM, Cronicriot wrote: do the conservatives win this years general election (in the UK)

If they don't then there is something madly wrong with the voters here.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:38:11

At 4/7/10 12:33 AM, Jaggadisha wrote:
Same as everybody's reaction to the Y2K bug. A bunch of fear, but there wasn't too much of a rucus when it didn't happen.

how do you know about Y2K?

(sorry for double post)


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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:38:29

Has Rosie O'Donnell publicly admitted to being a man yet?


Do you have so much freetime that your reading some kids signature?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:38:37

Have we had any official encounters with aliens?

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Response to Hello, Gents. I am from the future. 2010-04-07 00:39:18

Do I still come to newgrounds?


You have to know your name.
LOOP
One day you'll all miss me.

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