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So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:31:00 Reply

So I bought me some Marijuana from a coffee shop a few blocks away... Problem is, I spent all the cash I had taken out of my bank account (just like $25) on it, and I forgot about a lighter and some rolling papers... What do you guys suggest I do?


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:32:03 Reply

You can snort weed right?


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:32:19 Reply

Rid the world of your existence, smoker.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:32:59 Reply

Shove it aaaallll in your mouth, go to a stove, and put your open mouth on the stove.

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:33:14 Reply

Put it in your ass, I hear it works that way.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:33:52 Reply

don't you have some friends, or are you one of those stoners that sits and smokes by themself and posts on NG all day? Smoking with friends is better anyways and I got a bong so I wouldn't have to rely on papers


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:33:57 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:31 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: So I bought me some Marijuana from a coffee shop a few blocks away... Problem is, I spent all the cash I had taken out of my bank account (just like $25) on it, and I forgot about a lighter and some rolling papers... What do you guys suggest I do?

You know, you don't half to smoke it now. My current stash has been sitting since October.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:34:04 Reply

If you have no stoner friends/potential money coming in, just eat it. It's not as good but it's alright.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:34:33 Reply

Make brownies. Offer them to school children.

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:37:13 Reply

Make a tin-foil bowl, jack a light, and get high.


At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo
: bad sign?

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:37:37 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:32 PM, Gagsy wrote: You can snort weed right?

Haha, oh you're such a kidder.

At 4/6/10 12:32 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote: Rid the world of your existence, smoker.

Fuck off.

At 4/6/10 12:32 PM, Guest8792 wrote: Shove it aaaallll in your mouth, go to a stove, and put your open mouth on the stove.

haha, oh you're such a kidder.

At 4/6/10 12:33 PM, igott wrote: You know, you don't half to smoke it now. My current stash has been sitting since October.

Gah, we don't really do that here, but I suppose I could do that for now.

At 4/6/10 12:33 PM, Violent-LJ wrote: don't you have some friends, or are you one of those stoners that sits and smokes by themself and posts on NG all day? Smoking with friends is better anyways and I got a bong so I wouldn't have to rely on papers

Yeah, I actually invited my friend rob over, but I figure I'd get high before he got here.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:39:56 Reply

Rob just got here. He doesn't have shit either... Why does the bank have to be so far away D:<


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:40:45 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:37 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:
At 4/6/10 12:32 PM, Gagsy wrote: You can snort weed right?
Haha, oh you're such a kidder.

Lmfao. You're an idiot.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:41:07 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:31 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: So I bought me some Marijuana from a coffee shop a few blocks away... Problem is, I spent all the cash I had taken out of my bank account (just like $25) on it, and I forgot about a lighter and some rolling papers... What do you guys suggest I do?

Flush it down the toilet, the magic coffee fairy will give you crack.

Either that or smack you on the head for being so stupid.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:43:08 Reply

You shouldnt bought the shit in the first place.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:43:26 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:42 PM, UnreaK745 wrote: Smoking weed is illegal, though.

Perhaps he lives in Amsterdam.


At 11/22/10 06:51 PM, yonokowhat wrote:
: I put my finger up my bum and it smelt of poo
: bad sign?

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:47:41 Reply

So yeah, we're just gonna make an apple pipe like that guy suggested... And to that other guy, never smoke through foil. It's the worst.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 12:51:16 Reply

bake a cake, with the weed in it. it works, and tastes lovely.

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 13:11:20 Reply

Homemade bong. Then scrounge a lighter, use the stove, rub sticks together, etc.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 13:17:25 Reply

I thought drug threads weren't aloud in the BBS unless its changed or im wrong.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 13:17:26 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:39 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: Rob just got here. He doesn't have shit either... Why does the bank have to be so far away D:<

alright so you take a "not so wet" fruit like an apple or a cucumber and you make an end to end hole in it, along with a big hole with a little entry way into the other hole, once you have airflow, proceed to smoke


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 13:21:23 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:31 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: So I bought me some Marijuana from a coffee shop a few blocks away... Problem is, I spent all the cash I had taken out of my bank account (just like $25) on it, and I forgot about a lighter and some rolling papers... What do you guys suggest I do?

Okay, there are a few things you can do.
But my suggestion is to grab two butter knives, turn on your stove, rest the butter knives on the stove, break up the weed into chunks, and when the knives are hot squish the weed between the chunks, and there you have it, you just hotknived.

And you can grab a plastic water bottle, cut the top half to guide the smoke.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 13:27:22 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:33 PM, Sinitech wrote: Put it in your ass, I hear it works that way.

This. You get soooo high

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 15:03:37 Reply

At 4/6/10 01:21 PM, Sevkat wrote:
At 4/6/10 12:31 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: So I bought me some Marijuana from a coffee shop a few blocks away... Problem is, I spent all the cash I had taken out of my bank account (just like $25) on it, and I forgot about a lighter and some rolling papers... What do you guys suggest I do?
Okay, there are a few things you can do.
But my suggestion is to grab two butter knives, turn on your stove, rest the butter knives on the stove, break up the weed into chunks, and when the knives are hot squish the weed between the chunks, and there you have it, you just hotknived.

And you can grab a plastic water bottle, cut the top half to guide the smoke.

You can either do that orrrr... just get an apple poke 2 holes in it on the side and the top (be sure to remove the stem first), then blow through it to clear the airway and then pack it on the tap, as for a lighter... Find matches? roll paper up and burn it on a hot stove? Steal a lighter from your parents... or find pennys and quarters around your house to BUY ONE

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 15:06:12 Reply

I'm pretty sure you can scrape a couple of dollars together in change to buy some papers with.

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 15:17:13 Reply

At 4/6/10 03:06 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I'm pretty sure you can scrape a couple of dollars together in change to buy some papers with.

Actually this. Dunno what the price is in Amsterdam *(or where ever you are), but in England a pack of Rizla won't set you back more than 30p. Check behind the couch.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 15:21:06 Reply

Eat it. I've never been a smoker so I just eat my weed. If the taste is too much (you pussy) then put it in a rich chocolate cake. These are known as "space cakes" & are openly sold in Amsterdam. Also, you should really post pictures, otherwise your statement did not occur.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 15:29:46 Reply

Newspaper and matches. Durr.

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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 15:37:47 Reply

Winners don't use drugs.


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Response to So I got some weed... 2010-04-06 15:47:49 Reply

At 4/6/10 12:31 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote: So I bought me some Marijuana from a coffee shop a few blocks away... Problem is, I spent all the cash I had taken out of my bank account (just like $25) on it, and I forgot about a lighter and some rolling papers... What do you guys suggest I do?

i duno how it is where you live, but in canada they sell matches for like 5 cents a pack at every store. some of them even give em away for free, just go pick yourself up a pack and toke.