Make a fake chain letter post!

[sumidiotdude]

We all hate getting those chain letter messages, now it's your turn to make a fake one! I'm not asking you to spread the message, just create a fake funny one. I know all chain letters are fake, but make this one fake-er I suppose.

Here's mine:

ASHELY JOSEPH STEVENSON WAS HUNG FROM A CEILING FAN BY HER STEP-DAD AFTER SHE STUFFED A BAGEL DOWN HIS PANTS. SEND THIS TO TWENTY PEOPLE OR ASHLEY WILL STICK A BAGEL IN A PLACE THAT MAY SOUND SEXUAL, BUT WILL BE UTTERLY PAINFUL. TRUST ME, I KNOW.

[Ansel]

the real ones are funny enough as it is