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luigipwnsmario
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 18:09:53

Ive got an idea-
BAD TRANSLATOR GAME
1) Go to Wikipedia
2) Click "random article"
3) Copy a paragraph or so
4) Paste into bad translator
5) Start the translatin'
6) ?????
7) PROFIT


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 18:11:39

At 4/7/10 06:09 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: Ive got an idea-
BAD TRANSLATOR GAME

EXAMPLE:
Original text:

"The Hof Van Savoye (Court of Savoy) or the Paleis van Margareta van Oostenrijk (Palace of Margaret of Austria) is a 16th century building in Mechelen and one of the first Renaissance buildings in the Low Countries. Margareta of Austria was awarded a "

...54 translations later we get:

"Screw (Hotel) or %u54C8%u514B%u8428%u6C83, Margaret of Austria (Austria Casa Margarita) (a license for a new life) Price Austria, Michel will be at least 16 Margaret."

Hopefully yours will be lulzier.


Bread makes you FAT!?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 18:29:20

At 4/5/10 07:18 PM, Dogmeat wrote: I fucked your mother in the Vagina = A woman, mother, I

A woman, A mother, A Legacy!!!!!!


The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 18:29:33

Arms!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:07:57

At 4/7/10 06:09 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: Ive got an idea-
BAD TRANSLATOR GAME
1) Go to Wikipedia
2) Click "random article"
3) Copy a paragraph or so
4) Paste into bad translator
5) Start the translatin'
6) ?????
7) PROFIT

Original text:

"Rocksteady is a music genre that was most popular in Jamaica, starting around 1966, and its reggae successor was established around 1968."

...54 translations later we get:

"Jamaikarokkusutedisutairu for, report, begun in 1966 and 1968."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:23:07

I think you guys might have a good laugh (as always)

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:41:34

WHAT DA FUDGE?

Original text:

"Steven Hawkins masturbates in his wheelchair."

...54 translations later we get:

"Waste masturbasi Stephen havkins."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:42:42

At 4/7/10 06:09 PM, luigipwnsmario wrote: Ive got an idea-
BAD TRANSLATOR GAME
1) Go to Wikipedia
2) Click "random article"
3) Copy a paragraph or so
4) Paste into bad translator
5) Start the translatin'
6) ?????
7) PROFIT

Henry spent his first year on a tour of his domains. He visited the Low Countries to receive the homage of Gothelo I, Duke of Upper and Lower Lorraine. In Cologne, he was joined by Herman II, Archbishop of Cologne, who accompanied him and his mother
Becomes(108 translatiosn lol):
Tony Herman Henry 2 %u52B3%u4F26 school Lunches, Cologne, and"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:47:36

From: "And I just wanna piss without getting shot in the dick!"

To: "And people resent the need!"

WTF...


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:51:36

Translation rolled!

Original text:

"Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"

...54 translations later we get:

"Peace and good health to keep equipment in case of pain."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:55:09

"The immobility of the trench warfare characterizing the First World War led to a need for a powerfully armed military engine that would be at the same time protected from enemy fire and could move on the extremely irregular terrain of battlefields."

...54 translations later we get:

"War, 2 door hard - to determine the needs of the soldiers in the space and it is more difficult."

Some Translations in Between

Back to ENGLISH : World War II, the port 2 LED, it is difficult to take pictures of military needs in all areas and continue to be difficult.
Back to ENGLISH : LED is due to the inertia of the First World War, fire and heavily armed soldiers are needed in many areas may be difficult to move.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:56:52

"When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned."

...54 translations later we get:

"My son is my father in town. He has his son killed."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 19:59:17

"The penis goes inside the vagina."

"The quality of the forum."

I think the translator knows about us. :O


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:03:17

Wait, just found another one.

Numa Numa Dance = Dance of international balance

How the fuck...


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:04:21

A GIANT GAPING VAGINA THE SIZE OF A HALLWAY"

...54 translations later we get:

"Golf wrong."

The hell?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:14:58

"I like to watch lesbian furry porn where anthropomorphic female animals fuck other anthropomorphic female animals. It's fucking sweet." = "Women, women, gay sex, I need some time to play."

That caught me off guard. :S


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:16:49

"haha the other day i was laughing while chewing gum and sucking penis when he ejaculated onto my eye which is the safe keeping of my umbilical cord for my newborn baby with has a super hero sidekick hurray for trees"

...54 translations later we get:

"Sucking or Chewing members have laughed, and I hero, the son of the current safety of blood flow trees are considering buying penises."

So the hero of the current blood flow saftey of trees is considering buying a penis, or two.


Hewo

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:32:12

Got several good ones here...

Is that a bear on a whale holding an AK-47?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Why American Gold 60781-47"

Oh dear god, did I just get fucking RICKROLLED?!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Rikkrolled God."

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR"

...54 translations later we get:

"Oil tshonreiza high"

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

...54 translations later we get:

"When we were ready to go for a minute inigomontoia killed."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:49:50

Russian:

"%u042F %u043F%u0440%u043E%u043C%u0430%u0445!"

English:

-Use Google Translator-


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:51:20

At 4/7/10 08:49 PM, Trip1295 wrote: Russian:

"%u042F %u043F%u0440%u043E%u043C%u0430%u0445!"

English:

-Use Google Translator-

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 20:55:15

There we go.

(Forget the sideways "?")

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:02:50

"shit tastes like your vagina"

...54 translations later we get:

"Scent"


Eight Words the Wiccan Rede Fullfill... "An' it harm none, do as ye' will." Remember always the Rule of Three for what ye' do returns thrice to thee.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:12:55

"religion is a lie"

...54 translations later we get:

"Orthodoxyes."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:18:49

Original text:
"Her vagina was so soaked that she had to change pants"

...54 translations later we get:
"Golf media."


WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:20:27

YOU CAN'T SPELL BESTIALITY WITHOUT BEST = Power line
I don't like this.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:26:20

"If I leave here tommorow, would you still remember me? Because I'm as free as a bird now. And these birds you cannot change. Oh-O-O-O-Oh O and these birds you cannot change. Lord knows I can't change. Let me fly a free bird yea."

...54 translations later we get:

"Do you still remember me tomorrow? To solve this problem is important. Investments are not considered. God's plan is not weeks to repair."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:26:38

Interesting...

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"GROOOOAAAAAR!!!!" - Tyrannosaurus rex, 65 million years ago

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:48:06

Original text:

"My dick is nice and thick, your dick stinks like shit."

...54 translations later we get:

"The basis of body odor"


The redesign happened, now my signature doesn't match anymore.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:50:31

Interesting :

"Gagsy is now the queen of newgrounds."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevgrounds Queen disease."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-07 21:54:34

Porn
*54 translations later*
Bomb


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