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"Newgrounds doesn't know shit."

...54 translations later we get:

"Nevgrounds dog."

Ouch! A wasp stung me!

54 translations later we get...

Level of people! Perdebi for sale!

...what the hell.

"Row row fight the power!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Cemetery;"

That one genuinely confused me...

Original text:

"What is love? Baby don't hurt me, no mo."

...54 translations later we get:

"What is love my family, my mother's Injuries."

WHY MUST YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO IT?!

"Lesbians kick ass"

...54 translations later we get:

"Hit Lesbians."

Well that was mildly unexpected...

I play Monopoly every day for chickens.

54 translations later we get...

Every animal and bird hunting.

Why is that cockatoo holding a gun? Bears with M4 Carbines? OH SHI-

"Your jokes are bad and not witty"
...54 translations later we get:
"Nature"

"The bird is no more, it has ceased to be!"
...54 translations later we get:
"The plane now!"

Let's put in some of my lyrics...
Curse of the Condemned:
"Brought from the grave to bear the curse We are soulless, mindless like empty shells. We cannot speak, we cannot see. Unless he's here and that's a nightmare."
...54 translations later we get:
"Mobile alithibitisha, we could not sleep for do more Injured."

Tomb of Shadows:
"Enter the tomb of shadows where no man is found, there are only lonely shadows of the empty man. Walk among the dead and fallen into a room of black. With all of their souls stolen, among those that can't come back."
...10 translations later we get:
"Please be in the shade and found that every serious side, but failed to separate and isolate the shadows. The deceased went into a dark room. Robbed of his life, who can not return."

"Enter the tomb of shadows where no man is found, there are only lonely shadows of the empty man. Walk among the dead and fallen into a room of black. With all of their souls stolen, among those that can't come back."
...25 translations later we get:
"Stay in shadow, I noticed that all serious side effects, however, was not out of the shadows. It leaves a dark room. Of life that can not be returned."

"Enter the tomb of shadows where no man is found, there are only lonely shadows of the empty man. Walk among the dead and fallen into a room of black. With all of their souls stolen, among those that can't come back."
...54 translations later we get:
Almighty in the dark shadows of life, can not be returned, but no site."

Other lyrics...
Necropolis - Black Dahlia Murder
"Father I know that you've witnessed a darkness in me, 'twas spawned from shadows of the old gallow's tree. I'm but a sad, depraved reflection of our inhumanity. The warped exaggeration of the lost and darkest of dreams."
...54 translations later we get:
"My father, my music, and knows about the death of the dark. Unfortunately, we are still Developing. Growth of normal sleep at night."

Megadeth - Hangar 18 (Stupid 250 char. max)
"Welcome to a fortress tall, I'll take some time to show you around. Impossible to break these walls, for you see this steel is much too strong. Computer banks to rule the world, and instruments to sight the stars. Possibly, I've seen too much."
...54 translations later we get:
"Have been installed in the classroom. Walls are very well destroy health, the World Bank, in case you can see the stars of normal subjects."

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
"Crazy, but that's how it goes. Millions of people leaving this world. Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love, and forget how to hate. Mental wounds not healing, who and what's to blame? I'm going off the rail on the Crazy Train."
...54 translations later we get:
"I am not crazy, but Millions of people worldwide. Crash numbers to try again and will never forget."

That's good for now...

Original text:

"I like to poop "

...10 translations later we get:

"I want to fuck"

How did it know? :O

I laughed.

Original text- "Bitches be all up in my grill."

Result- "Women ayolah."

AFRIKAANS : Ek fucked jou moeder laaste nag en sy hou dit
Back to ENGLISH : I fucked your mother last night and she liked it
ALBANIAN : I fucked nëna juaj natën e kaluar dhe ajo liked it
Back to ENGLISH : I fucked your mother last night and she liked it
ARABIC : %u0645%u0627%u0631%u0633 %u0627%u0644%u062C%u0646%u0633 %u0623%u0646%u0627 %u0623%u0645%u0643 %u0627%u0644%u0644%u064A%u0644%u0629 %u0627%u0644%u0645%u0627%u0636%u064A%u06 29 %u0648%u0627%u0646%u0647%u0627 %u064A%u0631%u0636%u0648%u0627
Back to ENGLISH : I fucked your mother last night and she liked it
BELARUSIAN : %u042F %u0442%u0440%u0430%u0445%u0430%u0435%u04 46%u0446%u0430 %u0442%u0432%u0430%u044E %u043C%u0430%u0446%u0456 %u045E%u0447%u043E%u0440%u0430 %u045E%u0432%u0435%u0447%u0430%u0440%u04 4B, %u0456 %u0451%u0439 %u0441%u043F%u0430%u0434%u0430%u0431%u04 30%u043B%u0430%u0441%u044F
Back to ENGLISH : I fucked your mother last night, and she liked it
BULGARIAN : %u0410%u0437 %u043F%u0440%u0435%u0446%u0430%u043A%u04 30 %u043C%u0430%u0439%u043A%u0430 %u0442%u0438 %u0441%u043D%u043E%u0449%u0438, %u0438 %u0442%u044F %u0433%u043E %u0445%u0430%u0440%u0435%u0441%u0432%u04 30
Back to ENGLISH : I fucked your mom last night, and she likes him
CATALAN : Em vaig agafar a la teva mare ahir a la nit, i ella li agrada
Back to ENGLISH : I take your mom last night, and she likes
CHINESE : %u6211%u628A%u4F60%u5988%u5988%u6628%u59 29%u665A%u4E0A%uFF0C%u5979%u559C%u6B22
Back to ENGLISH : I took your mother last night, she likes
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : %u6211%u6628%u665A%u7ED3%u675F%u4E86%u81 EA%u5DF1%u7684%u6BCD%u4EB2%uFF0C%u5979%u 559C%u6B22
Back to ENGLISH : I ended last night, his mother, she likes
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : %u6211%u6628%u665A%u7D50%u675F%uFF0C%u4E D6%u7684%u6BCD%u89AA%uFF0C%u5979%u559C%u 6B61
Back to ENGLISH : I last night, his mother, she likes
CROATIAN : I sino%u0107, njegova majka, ona voli
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, his mother, she loves
CZECH : A v%u010Dera ve%u010Der, jeho matka, ona miluje
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, his mother, she loves
DANISH : Og i går aftes, hans mor, hun elsker
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, his mother, she loves
DUTCH : En afgelopen nacht, zijn moeder, ze houdt van
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, his mother, she loves
ENGLISH : And last night, his mother, she loves
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, his mother, she loves
ESTONIAN : Ja eile õhtul, ta ema, ta armastab
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, her mother, she loves
FILIPINO : At ang huling gabi, ang kanyang ina, siya loves
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, her mother, she loves
FINNISH : Ja eilen illalla, hänen äitinsä, hän rakastaa
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday evening, his mother, he loves
FRENCH : Et hier soir, sa mère, qu'il aime
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday evening, his mother, he loves
GALICIAN : E onte á noite, a súa nai, que ama
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, the mother, who loves
GERMAN : Und letzte Nacht, die Mutter, die liebt
Back to ENGLISH : And last night, the mother who loves
GREEK : %u039A%u03B1%u03B9 %u03C7%u03B8%u03B5%u03C2 %u03C4%u03BF %u03B2%u03C1%u03AC%u03B4%u03C5, %u03B7 %u03BC%u03B7%u03C4%u03AD%u03C1%u03B1 %u03C0%u03BF%u03C5 %u03B1%u03B3%u03B1%u03C0%u03AC
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother who loves
HEBREW : %u05D5%u05D0%u05EA%u05DE%u05D5%u05DC, %u05D0%u05DE%u05D0 %u05E9%u05D0%u05D5%u05D4%u05D1%u05EA
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, Mother loves
HINDI : %u0914%u0930 %u0915%u0932, %u092E%u093E%u0901 %u092A%u094D%u092F%u093E%u0930 %u0915%u0930%u0924%u093E %u0939%u0948
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, Mommy Loves
HUNGARIAN : És tegnap, anya szereti
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, a mother loves
ICELANDIC : Og í gær, móður elskar
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother loves
INDONESIAN : Dan kemarin, sang ibu suka
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother love
IRISH : Agus inné, grá an mháthair
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother love
ITALIAN : E ieri, la madre l'amore
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother's love
JAPANESE : %u305D%u3057%u3066%u3001%u6628%u65E5%u30 01%u6BCD%u306E%u611B
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, Mother's Love
KOREAN : %uADF8%uB9AC%uACE0 %uC5B4%uC81C, %uC5B4%uBA38%uB2C8%uC758 %uC0AC%uB791
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, a mother's love
LATVIAN : Un vakar, m%u0101tes m%u012Blest%u012Bba
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother's love
LITHUANIAN : Ir vakar, motinos meil%u0117
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother of love
MACEDONIAN : %u0418 %u0432%u0447%u0435%u0440%u0430, %u043C%u0430%u0458%u043A%u0430%u0442%u04 30 %u043D%u0430 %u0459%u0443%u0431%u043E%u0432%u0442%u04 30
Back to ENGLISH : And yesterday, the mother of love
MALAY : Dan terakhir, ibu cinta
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, the capital of love
MALTESE : Fl-a%u0127%u0127arnett, il-kapital ta 'l-im%u0127abba
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, the capital of love
NORWEGIAN : Til slutt, hovedstaden på kjærligheten
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, the capital of love
PERSIAN : %u062F%u0631 %u0646%u0647%u0627%u06CC%u062A %u060C %u067E%u0627%u06CC%u062A%u062E%u062A %u0639%u0634%u0642
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, the capital of love
POLISH : Wreszcie, stolicy mi%u0142o%u015Bci
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, the capital of love
PORTUGUESE : Por último, a capital do amor
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, the capital of love
ROMANIAN : În cele din urm%u0103, capitala a iubirii
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, the capital of love
RUSSIAN : %u041D%u0430%u043A%u043E%u043D%u0435%u04 46, %u0432 %u0441%u0442%u043E%u043B%u0438%u0446%u04 35 %u043B%u044E%u0431%u0432%u0438
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, in the capital of love
SERBIAN : %u041A%u043E%u043D%u0430%u0447%u043D%u04 3E, %u0443 %u043F%u0440%u0435%u0441%u0442%u043E%u04 3D%u0438%u0446%u0438 %u0459%u0443%u0431%u0430%u0432%u0438
Back to ENGLISH : Finally, in the capital of love
SLOVAK : A kone%u010Dne, v hlavnom meste lásky
Back to ENGLISH : And finally, the capital of love
SLOVENIAN : In kon%u010Dno, kapital ljubezni
Back to ENGLISH : And finally, the capital of love
SPANISH : Y, por último, la capital del amor
Back to ENGLISH : And finally, the capital of love
SWAHILI : Na hatimaye, mji mkuu wa upendo
Back to ENGLISH : And finally, the capital of love
SWEDISH : Och slutligen, huvudstad i kärlek
Back to ENGLISH : And finally, the capital of love
TAGALOG : At sa wakas, ang kabisera ng pag-ibig
Back to ENGLISH : And finally, the capital of love
THAI : %u0E41%u0E25%u0E30%u0E43%u0E19%u0E17%u0E 35%u0E48%u0E2A%u0E38%u0E14%u0E40%u0E21%u 0E37%u0E2D%u0E07%u0E2B%u0E25%u0E27%u0E07 %u0E02%u0E2D%u0E07%u0E04%u0E27%u0E32%u0E 21%u0E23%u0E31%u0E01
Back to ENGLISH : In the capital of love
TURKISH : A%u015Fk%u0131n ba%u015Fkentinde
Back to ENGLISH : Than capital
UKRAINIAN : %u0427%u0438%u043C %u043A%u0430%u043F%u0456%u0442%u0430%u04 3B%u0443
Back to ENGLISH : The more capital
VIETNAMESE : V%u1ED1n h%u01A1n
Back to ENGLISH : More capital
WELSH : Mwy o gyfalaf
Back to ENGLISH : More capital
YIDDISH : %u05DE%u05E2%u05E8 %u05E7%u05D0%u05B7%u05E4%u05BC%u05D9%u05 D8%u05D0%u05B7%u05DC
Back to ENGLISH : March capital

WTF??

At 4/5/10 08:26 PM, FireWOLF109 wrote: ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOL
Original text:

"your mommas so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest the judges said "sorry, no professionals""

...25 translations later we get:

"His mother is even worse than bad games, the judge said, "Sorry""

then i did

Original text:

"i hate you bad translations, pie is alot better than you and I LIKE PIE"

...10 translations later we get:

"I do not like a translation error, the Department is far superior to us with your cake"

Okay, enough of your shitty 'your mamma' translations before I beat the shit out of you. Grow the fuck up.

this made me laugh a bit, not so much the end result, but some of the translations in the middle

HUNGARIAN : Ha szerencsés vagy, tudod, aki legy%u0151zte a kezét
Back to ENGLISH : If you're lucky, you know, who beat her

ESTONIAN : Kui sa oled õnnelik, siis tea, et sa lõid käega
Back to ENGLISH : If you're lucky, you know that you hit your hands

"Doulbe facepalm. When one just isn't enough."

...54 translations later we get:

"Doulbe in case someone is missing, if any."

one more...

temple of the dog mind fuck

"Sticking my finger in the dogs ass is fun."

...54 translations later we get:

"Two holes enough."
What the hell.

Blank post

I am dissapointed.

Original text:

"i did indeed bump this thread"

...54 translations later we get:

"In the same network."

"Starcraft 2 is awesome."
Put through the translations 10 times...
"2 boats is great."

3 good ones: (All 54 translations later)
cum to Human Resources
penis to Upload
vagina to Full

I love ducks -> I love badger.

Wut?

I'm in a relationship with the thing?
"I won't rape you"

...54 translations later we get:

"About Us"

Original text:

"COCKS COCKS COCKS"

...54 translations later we get:

"Jack Caucus - Cala."

I put in a portion of a post directed at me on TSR about some Pokemon sprites I made:

"Yes! Definitely going in the right direction. Make the shading simpler on the wings/body/brow, and define the feathers even more. Maybe thin out the brown on the wings. Actually, your Pidgeotto would be a perfect reference for what I mean."

...and 54 translations later:

"Yes, my Lord. Body of persons may Weapons Programs a month in April, Brown was even."

That's right, guys.

Brown was even.

Longer original texts=More lulz.

"Why yes my good sir, I would like a couple of beers. BEER BEER BEER YES. A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ALCOHOL YES."

...54 translations later we get:

"Well, God of wine wine taste aaaaaa - Threaded"

And another-
Original text:

"You can gargle my dirty ballsack."

...54 translations later we get:

"Kustomers can use."

Only paying kustomers.

Why can't my penis sing Johnny Cash songs?
54 translations later...
"The next Johnny Cash?"
...what?

A final one-
Original text:

"I will cut off your tits and force them into your ass while shoving a hot soldering iron into your pussy. As I am doing that I will slowly be cutting off portions of you and eating them, starting with your eyes and ending with your brain."

...54 translations later we get:

"Milk and iron hot butt to protect the lake. Brain food."

More on my sprites:

Original text:

"I think the problem may relate to it being overshaded. Check out the Yellow Moltres, It has almost no shading on the body, to keep the orange color prominent. Something about the shape of the wings looks odd too, they're too round or something."

...54 translations later we get:

"Not afraid of life as yellow and orange stripes. I think the wings"

"faggots"
"twilight"