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Interimo
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 13:32:13

Cumshot

54 translations later . . .

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"I am the devil, and I have come to do the devil's work."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 13:37:27

Original text:

"The one who waits with prudence* Will be rewarded at the right time Well, the waiting has ended Lend your ear to a legend Ramm-Stein! Some lead, some follow Heart and soul, hand in hand Forward, forward, don't stop Meaning and form gain understandi"

...54 translations later we get:

"* Provided for information and conditions for the Conservation of historic Relics, and listen! Some programs, such as debates, heart disease and the role of English"


"I am the devil, and I have come to do the devil's work."

-V

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 13:37:58

Tom Fulp will give me his password so i can rule his site Newgrounds.
54 translation later
Tomufurupuniuguraunzu question."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 13:42:29

Original text (from Welcome home (sanitarium)):

"Welcome to where time stands still where no one leaves and no one will moon is full never seems to change Just labelled mentally deranged"

...54 translations later we get:

"Note isteyenler, I think it changes a few months."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 13:48:45

"I went to a night club and had sex with 20 midgets dressed as slave amputee clowns. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Now almost 20, a red star directly to Criminals."

I giggled.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 14:25:48

"Why do people annoy me?"

54 translations later...

"? Environment agency."

Not even joking.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 14:31:27

"Hitler is a God"

...54 translations later we get:

"Lord Hitler."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 14:32:28

4chan is retarded. =

/drumroll...

STOP 4 CHAN!!!1


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 14:53:53

At 4/5/10 08:08 PM, syphonmax wrote: Whaaaa?

Original text:

"god divided by zero and the universe imploded"

...54 translations later we get:

"0 God, that the world is divided."

0 god? Sound like the translator works fine

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 16:41:06

Cat skulls.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 16:54:16

"Dickneck"

...54 translations later we get:

"Wang, Bull."


If you read this, the terrorists win.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:00:06

At 4/6/10 01:24 AM, JJgamer93 wrote: Isn't this how wars get started?

Everyone HAS TO TRY THIS RIGHT NOW. Prepare to shit brix.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:00:43

Baby I want to make you sweat
. . .
Who wants more children?

so indecisive

Sometimes, it would rain men. "Hallelujah!", we would cry. Thousands were killed.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:05:27

HAH!
Beat the system.

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:15:12

Interesting...

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The statement below this is false.
The statement above this is true.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:16:03

How long does a 15 minute drive take?
Halgayo only 15 minutes?
wow


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:22:52

newgrounds.com

54 translations later we get

nevgrounds.com

not as interesting as I hoped

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:27:35

At 4/5/10 09:21 PM, KirtTheGreat wrote: "Pikachu, I choose you!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Marino baseball, I agree with you!"

ahaha!

this one is amazing


'Bizzy"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:27:59

"Wake up in the morning feeling like P Ditty Got my glasses, out the door, going to hit the city Brush my teeth with a bottle of jack When I leave for the night I AIN'T COMING BACK"

...54 translations later we get:

"Flash of seven it - Jack and leg meat and drink." Good advice.


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:30:01

"Eat shit and die you dirty fucking cunt."

...54 translations later we get:

"Dyablo tender fried."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:31:50

So i tryed to be clever, but i don't think it worked so well

"So if i were to translate some text, and put it through lots of different languages, then convert it back to English, seriously, would the outcome be funny? Or just some fucking gibberish!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Text in English very well, because the demand is wrong, or stupid?"

It's a good idea who ever made the website really, but I'd love to be able to understand how it can change so much... lost in translation would be the correct terminology i guess?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:32:30

lol, tankmen reference :3

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:33:39

"You ain't nothing but a hound dog" results in "Ned gaereulppunman".

What the fuck?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:35:00

"My name is Joe Momma, my cock is big and my balls are round. Do you like your eggs fried or scrambled? "

...54 translations later we get:

"He called Games on the road. Shaving eggs Insomnia or other Disputes."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:37:56

I'm sorry this was just too funny to not post.

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:41:59

Why do women have vaginas?

54 translations later...

Women's Jill?


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:42:45

Holy shit I just had a conversation with this damn thing

"Will she ever like me?"
became
"Did you know?"
then I said
"What is there to know?"
it said
"I don't know."
then I said
"You didn't answer my question. Is there a chance?"
it said
" ! I can not answer?"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:49:12

Original text:

"Why do most new video games suck?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Mac, but many Games?"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:56:26

i guess thats two right answers then...

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 17:57:06

"the cake is a pie" and I got.. "Kukkukukku."
"got milk?" - "? Pond"
"do a barrel roll" - "bath"
"A top hat, silk hat, cylinder hat, chimney pot hat or stove pipe hat[1] (sometimes also known by the nickname "topper") is a tall, flat-crowned, broad-brimmed hat worn prior to and including the 19th and early 20th centuries." - "%u0915%u0928 %u30CF%u30C3 %u30EC Horres, %u092C%u0930%u0940, %u092C%u0930%u0940, %u092C%u0940%u0915, kemeneia %u0921%u0932%u093E Kilpiamme %u798F%u5C14%u5185%u83AB%u5C14 Tsuberta %u0921%u0932 %u0915%u094B%u092C%u0930%u093E 1 [] (pitsteilin %u30BF%u30F3%u30DB tsonehut %u30AD%u30E5%u30FC Ihme %u3092 "%u30AB%u30C3%u30C1 %u092C%u094B) %u0410%u043F%u0435%u043B%u0438%u0434%u04 3E%u0391%u03C1%u03C7%u03B9%u03BA%u03B7%u 0423%u0458%u0435%u0434%u0438%u045A%u0435 %u043D%u0438%u0445%u043A%u0430%u043D%u04 41%u0430%u043A%u0443%u043D%u0442%u0430%u 0421%u043B%u0443%u0436%u0431%u0435%u043D %u0430%u041B%u0443%u043E%u0442%u0442%u04 3E%u043A%u0438%u0440%u0458%u0430%u0430%u 043B%u0430%u0430%u0458%u0430 %u30A2%u30CF%u30B9 %u0938%u091F%u0928 %u306E AMB - %u30B3%u30ED%u30CA%u30C8 %u043E%u0441%u0442%u0430%u0432%u0459%u04 30%u0442%u0430%u0440%u043F%u0435%u0435%u 043A%u0441%u0438 %u30CF%u30FC %u0926%u093E%u0928%u093E %u677E %u5C9B %u0423%u0458%u0435%u0434%u0438%u045A%u04 35%u043D%u0438%u0445 %u0938%u092E%u0938%u092E%u306F %u5FB7%u5C14 %u585E%u683C. %u5C14 %u3092 izvornihanisihmisia 19 19 20."

right.. o_o