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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 23:49:45

Just more random stuff
Original text:

"Why do the good die young?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Why this is new."

"i Think"

...54 translations later we get:

"United States"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-05 23:54:46

"there is a distinct possibility that my brain might have exploded. please discuss."

...54 translations later we get:

"To extend the opportunity to share information."

...really?

Now to extend the opportunity to share information.

bad translator fun!


Randomness is fun!
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:13:48

Original text:

"McDonald's is an evil corporation that will rape your soul and eat your children."

...54 translations later we get:

"Macdonald and spirit for all children."

... Interesting

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:20:18

Original text:

"Mexicans are dirty"

...54 translations later we get:

"Debt, and Mexico."


"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:21:14

Very fun indeed.

Original text:

"I like it up the ass."

...10 translations later we get:

"I want to return."


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:22:39

We all knew it

Original text:

"internet is serious buisness"

...54 translations later we get:

"The biggest problem with the Internet."


"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:25:42

Whoa, EyeLovePoozy was right

Original text:

"fuck bitches get money"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fuck gas prices."


"If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
" - Barry Goldwater.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:25:53

Oh my, I seemed to have started a conversation.

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:28:36

At 4/6/10 12:25 AM, Los-Illuminados wrote: Oh my, I seemed to have started a conversation.

But it doesn't speak any english...

bad translator fun!


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:38:12

We did it in the kitchen, we did it in the hall. I got some on my finger but I wiped it on the wall

...10 translations later we get:

"We have a kitchen. I have my finger on, but the removal of the wall"

25 Translations:
"There is a kitchen. I am the finger, but away from the wall"

Max:
"The walls of the kitchen equipment."


Every thread I touch, dies.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:39:31

At 4/5/10 07:16 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote: Never Gonna Give You Up

54 Translations Later...

No one can deny

win


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 00:57:54

my mom=illiterate


...wingas

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:24:48

"The Beatles are Awesome" = "Big Mistake"

"The Answer to life, the universe, and everything is forty-two" = "42 the answer is still alive"

"Mr. President, I hope that this message gets to you alright. Hitler is trying to take over Europe!" = "Yoroppahitora hope this information?"

Isn't this how wars get started?

"Iraq?" Yes, it came out to freakin' "Iraq?"!
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:26:42

"all your base are belong to us"

...54 translations later we get:

"A."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:36:15

Original text:

"You suck!"

...54 translations later we get:

"William!"


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:41:38

Original text: fuck me

54 translations later: i enjoy

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:44:29

At 4/5/10 09:56 PM, giveupyourwaffles wrote: last one for me
for now
It's not afraid of me OR you

fuuuu forgot the pic a whole page ago.

i so fail

bad translator fun!

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:49:30

"Newgrounds is cool"

...54 translations later we get:

"Niuguraunzukuru."

what.the.fuck?


WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:53:32

Shit rabbits on my dick for eternity = I ALWAYS.

Google's telling me something, guys

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 01:57:20

At 4/5/10 10:03 PM, Haloya wrote: "I'm so happy, I can tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!"

Shutup Sheogorath.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 02:06:31

WTF?

Original text: "How can I drive?" ...54 translations later we get: "Trees?"

Original text: "How will this look after fifty four translations?" ...54 translations later we get: "Or for 54 Gears."

Original text: "New grounds" ...54 translations later we get: "News"

\/ My favorite \/

Original text:

"My penis was eight inches, now my calamari is orange" ...54 translations later we get: "Rate 8 - inch orange ink."

\/ No wait, this is my favorite \/

Original text:

"My uncle raped my sister when we received the bill for our cloud services" ...54 translations later we get: "He Raped me and clouds tsholseathrar."

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 02:07:31

At 4/5/10 11:13 PM, Rozner wrote: "fisting little girls "

...54 translations later we get:

"Girls hold hands."

It's all the same thing.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 02:08:14

Lubrication before Penetration yields "The breakthrough"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 02:12:17

At 4/6/10 12:20 AM, Warforger wrote: Original text:

"Mexicans are dirty"

...54 translations later we get:

"Debt, and Mexico."

Debt, Mexico... Interesting.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 02:19:56

interesting site


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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 02:39:03

Original: Black cock in my butt hole ...54 translations later: Interior

Original text: "Curve stomp on my teeth on the back of my head" ...54 translations later we get: "Temporary teeth"

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 03:07:29

"Why have I not taken down the christmas tree yet"

"Every Day!"


If you're Reading my post this is most likely the end of the thread seeming as how I've killed it. Sorry
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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 03:23:24

"I want to pop a nickel"
54 translations later...
"Search"

"I like to lick a lemon lollipop in lillydale"
54 translations later...
"Lemon juice, salt, Malik I Dier."

"Hey you, wanna fuck?
54 translations later...
"That"

Let's do some metal lyrics...

"Take this life, I'm right here. Stay a while and breathe me in" (In Flames - Take this Life)
54 Translations later...
"Here in the dark world."

"Unholy inversion of hope, twisting the fate of the meek into hate" (Black Dahlia Murder - What a Horrible Night to have a Curse)
54 translations later...
"Poverty, anger, joy, dyandalkan."
What the fuck is a dyandalkan?

"Enemy, take one good look at me. Eradicate what you will always be" (Children of Bodom - Are you dead yet?)
54 translations later...
"I think the opponent." ("I believe the enemy. More" is one of the ones closer to the end, I lol'd)
Indeed I do...

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 03:28:36

"as you are my mom i fuck her every night, jellyouse?"

...54 translations later we get:

"Night card jellyouse my mother"

lolwut?

i got techniques dripping out my butt cheeks; sleep on my stomach so i don't fuck up my sheets.

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Response to bad translator fun! 2010-04-06 03:31:43

i sort of knew how bad translating machines were when i tried having conversations with foreign people online who would go wtf? at what the tranlsations came out as, but this is ridiculous

bad translator fun!